Two men were sitting next to each other at a bar.
After a while, One
guy looks at the other and says, "I can't help but think, from listening to you, that you're from Ireland."
The other
guy responds proudly, "Yes, that I am!"
The first
guy says, "So am I! And where about from Ireland might you be?"
The other
guy answers, "I'm from Dublin, I am."
The first
guy responds, "Sure and begorrah, and so am I! And what street did you live on in Dublin?"
The other
guy says, "A lovely little area it was, I lived on McCleary Street in the
old central part of town."
The first
guy says, "Faith & it's a small world, so did I! And to what school would you have been going?"
The other
guy answers, "Well now, I went to St. Mary's of course."
The first
guy gets really excited, and says, "And so did I. Tell me, what year did you graduate?"
The other
guy answers, "Well, now, I graduated in 1964." The first
guy exclaims, "The Good Lord must be smiling down upon us! I can hardly believe our good luck at winding up in the same bar tonight. Can you believe it, I graduated from St. Mary's in 1964 my own self."
About this time, another
guy walks into the bar, sits down, and orders a beer.
The bartender
walks over shaking his head & mutters,"It's going to be a long night tonight, the Murphy twins are drunk again."