Jokes that are either one liners, puns, knock knock jokes or funny pick up lines as well as some funny insults and comebacks.

I aorta tell you how much I love you.
What do you get if you cross a bat with a ball?
A home run.
Why do farmers make terrible comedians?
Their jokes are corny!
I asked my musician friend if he plays by ear.
He said, "Yes, it's a violin. That is how you hold it."
I just saw a huge killer fish singing and playing guitar in the city center.
I think it must be a busking shark.
Police Officer: "How high are you?" Pothead: "No officer, it's "Hi, How are you?"
The Queen of the Nile was said to always show a bit of leg...
but Nefertiti.
Stolen. Stealing is bad and you should return it. Here are some of our favorite corny puns that are so bad they’re good.
The hipster burnt his tongue. He sipped his coffee before it was cool.
What do you call an turkey with a carrot in each ear? Anything you want as he can't hear you!
I gifted my girlfriend a star for her birthday
I think its perfect, she said she needed some space.
What do you call a joke that isn’t funny? A sentence.
How many books can you put in an empty backpack? One! After that its not empty!
A detective recently came into town to visit the new sushi restaurant
He heard there was a fishy business.
Are there people following you?
Because I'm seeing someone behind your back.
I'm going to combine my interests of taxidermy and bomb making
by making you an otter you can't defuse.
I just had the most manly craft beer at my Israeli restaurant.
It was called He-Brew.
What do you call a cow that plays the saxophone? A blues moo-sician.
My dad was the top clown at the circus, but unfortunately he passed away.
I guess I have some pretty big shoes to fill.
Why don't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is
What do you need to know to teach a dinosaur tricks? More than the dinosaur.
I'm fondue you, it's true
How are bad school grades like a shipwreck in the Arctic Ocean? They're both below C level!
What did the horse reply when asked if it can jump 3 feet?
“I lope so!”
My exotic bird challenged me to a game of chess
I told him, "Toucan play at that game."
What kind of camel throws a hissy fit when you milk it?
A drama dairy.
Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart.
What do you call an ant who skips school?
A truant.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There were players on the other side.
Guess who just woke up to 19 missed calls and 30 messages from his ex?
My ex.