This is where you find the clean funny jokes kids of all ages can enjoy.

What scares a caterpillar?
A dog-erpillar!
Did you hear about the astronaut who stepped on chewing gum? He got stuck in Orbit.
What do you call a three-footed aardvark? a yardvark!
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Shocked!
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? An irrelephant.
What did the tie say to the hat? A. You go on ahead and I'll hang around
Q: Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
A: He was feeling really crumbie!
How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight? Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?
Question: What is the oldest animal?
Answer: The Zebra, it's still in black and white!
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How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the psycho path.
A bunch of vampire hunters needed to talk
So they scheduled a stakeholders meeting.
Little Johnny was crying one day, and his dad asked him why.
'I've lost five dollars,' sobbed Johnny.
'Don't worry,' said his dad kindly.'
Here's five more for you,' At this Johnny howled louder than ever.
'Now what is it ?' asked his dad.
'I wish I'd said I'd lost ten dollars!'
What did one aspiring wig say to the other aspiring wig? I wanna get a head!
What did the tailor think of her new job? It was sew sew.
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because he had no-body to go with.
Why didn't the 11 year old go to the pirate movie? because it was rated arrrrr!
Whats the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can roast beef, but you cant pea soup!
What concert costs 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickleback.
What’s the difference between a guitar and a fish?
You can tune a guitar but you can’t tunafish.
What do you call leftover aliens? Extra Terrestrials.
Why did the boy eat his homework? Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake!
Why don't you see giraffes in elementary school? Because they're all in High School!
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
They’re always stuffed!
Did you hear about the vampire bicycle that went round biting people's arms off? It was a vicious cycle.
What game does the sky love to play?
Twister.
What kind of shorts do clouds wear? Thunderwear
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Because they take too long to iron!
What runs but doesn't get anywhere? A refrigerator.
Why do sharks swim in saltwater?
Because pepper water makes them sneeze!
What is large and rocky at the bottom, small and snowy at the top and has ears?
Give up? A mountain.

Yeah but what about the ears?

You never heard of mountaineers?