This is where you find the clean funny jokes kids of all ages can enjoy.

How many books can you put in an empty backpack? One! After that its not empty!
Why did the boy eat his homework? Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake!
What do you get when you cross fish and an elephant? Swimming trunks. Where do bees go to the bathroom? At the BP station!
Little Johnny asked his father, "Dad, can you write in the dark?"
His father said, "I think so. What do you want me to write?"
Little Johnny replied, "Oh, just sign this report card for me..."
What do you call a ghosts mom and dad? Transparents
What season is it when you are on a trampoline? Spring time.
What did one elevator say to the other elevator? I think I'm coming down with something!
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An Investigator
Did you hear about the calendar thief? He got 12 months; they say his days are numbered
What is considered the tallest building in the world?
The library, because it has so many stories.
What do you call a horse that can't lose a race? Sherbet
Which weighs more, a ton of feathers or a ton of bricks? Neither, they both weigh a ton!
What did the tie say to the hat? A. You go on ahead and I'll hang around
Little Johnny was crying one day, and his dad asked him why.
'I've lost five dollars,' sobbed Johnny.
'Don't worry,' said his dad kindly.'
Here's five more for you,' At this Johnny howled louder than ever.
'Now what is it ?' asked his dad.
'I wish I'd said I'd lost ten dollars!'
What Do You Call A Bear With No Teeth? A Gummy Bear
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash!
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss? Ouch
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What do sea monsters eat? Fish and ships
What’s the difference between a guitar and a fish?
You can tune a guitar but you can’t tunafish.
Did you hear about the angry pancake? He just flipped.
Can I tell you a joke about paper. Nah, never mind, its tearable.
What did the stamp say to the envelope? Stick with me and we will go places!
What do you call a funny mountain? hill-arious
Did you hear about the painter who was hospitalized? Reports say it was due to too many strokes.
A mom texts, "Hi! Son, what does IDK, LY, & TTYL mean?" He texts back, "I Don't Know, Love You, & Talk To You Later." The mom texts him, "It's ok, don't worry about it. I'll ask your sister, love you too."
What happens if life gives you melons? Your dyslexic
Do you know why diarrhea is hereditary? Because it runs through your jeans. What would you do if I stole a kiss? Call the Police
What does the Lone Ranger say when he takes out the garbage? To the dump, to the dump, to the dump dump dump.
What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time