Boys

There once was a student named Clouse
Who proclaimed to the boys of his house
I will take a firm stand
That a tit in the hand
Is much better than two in the blouse.
When will a guy ignore even the hottest girl? Right after he "comes" inside. Why do little boys whine? Because they're practicing to be men.
What is the main difference between men and boys? Men's toys cost more.
What is the difference between acne and a catholic priest? Acne usually comes on a boys face after he turns 12.
Two Boys See a Naked Woman
Two Boys See a Naked Woman One day, there were two boys playing by a stream. One boy went over to the bush to check out some noises. He pointed out a woman bathing naked in the steam. So, both boys decided to stay and watch her. All of a sudden the second boy took off running. The first boy couldn't understand why he ran away, so he took off after his friend. Finally, he caught up to him and asked his friend why he had run away. The second boy said to his friend, "My mum told me that if I ever saw a naked lady, I’d turn to stone.” "I felt something getting hard, so I ran."
The bartender asks one of The Beach Boys what they’d like, so he looks back to his friends
“Get a round?” “Round?” “Round?” “I’ll get a round!”
What does Santa bring naughty boys and girls on Christmas Eve? A pack of batteries with a note saying "toy not included".
How do you tell the difference between boys and girls?
Take their genes down.