Forever

Nothing lasts forever. Can you be my nothing?
What is a corn's favorite song?
Corn fields forever.
I love you meow and forever.
How to Get People Off Drugs
How to Get People Off Drugs Two young guys appear in court after being arrested for doing drugs. The judge says, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance instead of jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to convince others of the evils of drug use. I'll see you back in court Monday and you better have gotten some results or you're going straight to jail." On Monday, the judge asks the first guy, "How did you do over the weekend?" "Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever." "Seventeen people? That's wonderful. How did you do it? " "I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles like this: O o. Then I told them that the big circle is your brain before drugs and the small circle is your brain after drugs." "That's admirable," says the judge. Then he turns to the second guy. "And how did you do?" "Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever." "Wow!" says the judge. "156 people! How did you manage to do that?" "Well, I used a similar diagram," the guy says. "I drew two circles like this: o O. Then I pointed to the little circle and said, 'This is your sphincter before prison... '"
Why was the physicist studying gravitational fields handsomer than the one studying electrical fields?
Electrical Fields may be repulsive at times, but Gravitational Fields are forever attractive.
My wife will never forget falling asleep in the sun with her breast exposed.
It’s forever burned in her mammary.
Roses are red,
Foxes are clever,
I like your butt,
Can I touch it forever?
Even after a decade or two, I think we will all remember this year forever.
I mean, hindsight is 2020.
Which Old Testament prophet took forever to make a point?
“I say… uhhh…” (say it out loud)
I pitcher us together forever.
“I intend to live forever. So far, so good.”
Steven Wright
Gary Delaney
I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
What did the salad lover say to his girlfriend?
You will Romaine in my heart forever.
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
Which Old Testament prophet took forever to make a point?
“I say… uhhh…” (say it out loud)
What's the difference between love and herpes? Love doesn't last forever.