Wrap Jokes

The Old Woman and the Shopkeeper An elderly woman visited a store that sold jade and requested seven kilograms of potatoes. The owner was delighted to help and started packing the potatoes. However, the woman stopped him and requested that each potato be wrapped individually. The man complied and asked if there was anything else he could help with. The woman then requested four kilograms of onions to be wrapped in a similar manner. The shop owner packed the onions and asked if there was anything else. The woman requested seven kilograms of carrots. "Let me guess," said the owner with a sour face, "you want them wrapped individually." "Oh, that would be grand." she said. The shop owner fulfilled her request and packed all her items in a bag. The woman then asked: "What are in those crates behind you?" The man flushed red and said "Madam, these are grapes and they are not for sale!"
“Dad, why do you always wrap my birthday gifts in this weird fabric?”
Dad: I just wanted to.... make my presents felt.
“Dad, why do you always wrap my birthday gifts in this weird fabric?”
Dad: I just wanted to.... make my presents felt.
Do you like Mexican food? Because I will wrap you in my arms and make you my bae-rito.
What kind of sandwich does Kissy the Elf like for lunch?
A wrap!
Knock knock
Who's there?
Elf
Elf who?
Elf me wrap this present!
Why was the mummy added to the game as a pinch hitter?
Because the manager knew he could wrap it up.
Baby you be the tree and I'll wrap around you like a koala bear.
What genre of music do elves love to listen to? Wrap.
How did Burger King get Dairy Queen Pregnant? He forgot to wrap his whopper!
I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well actually, it’s more of a wrap.
Have you guys heard of the musical group called Cellophane?
They mostly wrap.
The photographer mummy was done with his shoot. So he told his crew to wrap it up.
A lot of people don't like movies about mummies. I think they get a bad wrap.
What did the mummy order to eat when he went to a restaurant? A wrap.
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