Wrap

What kind of sandwich does Kissy the Elf like for lunch?
A wrap!
Knock knock
Who's there?
Elf
Elf who?
Elf me wrap this present!
Do you like Mexican food? Because I will wrap you in my arms and make you my bae-rito.
I lost my scarf. Want to wrap those legs around me instead?
What genre of music do elves love to listen to? Wrap.
Have you guys heard of the musical group called Cellophane?
They mostly wrap.
How did Burger King get Dairy Queen Pregnant? He forgot to wrap his whopper!
Baby you be the tree and I'll wrap around you like a koala bear.
The photographer mummy was done with his shoot. So he told his crew to wrap it up.
A lot of people don't like movies about mummies. I think they get a bad wrap.
What did the mummy order to eat when he went to a restaurant? A wrap.
Why was the mummy added to the game as a pinch hitter?
Because the manager knew he could wrap it up.
“Dad, why do you always wrap my birthday gifts in this weird fabric?”
Dad: I just wanted to.... make my presents felt.
“Dad, why do you always wrap my birthday gifts in this weird fabric?”
Dad: I just wanted to.... make my presents felt.
Looks don't matter, I'll just wrap you in a flag and pound you for glory.
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