Wrap

I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well actually, it’s more of a wrap.
How did Burger King get Dairy Queen Pregnant? He forgot to wrap his whopper!
Why was the mummy added to the game as a pinch hitter?
Because the manager knew he could wrap it up.
“Dad, why do you always wrap my birthday gifts in this weird fabric?”
Dad: I just wanted to.... make my presents felt.
“Dad, why do you always wrap my birthday gifts in this weird fabric?”
Dad: I just wanted to.... make my presents felt.
Looks don't matter, I'll just wrap you in a flag and pound you for glory.