Copper Jokes

What did the thunderstorm say to the lightning rod?
You'll never catch me, copper!
What did the diamond say to its friend copper? Nothing, silly, minerals don’t talc!
You must be copper and terillium because you are Cu-Te
Why don't skeletons ski the black diamond runs at Copper Mountain?
They've got soul, but they just don't have the heart for it.
Why was the Copper Mountain skier taken to the emergency room?
He hurt his ski bum.
There was an Old Man of Columbia,
Who was thirsty, and called out for some beer;
But they brought it quite hot,
In a small copper pot,
Which disgusted that man of Columbia.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe.
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