I can get you off the Naughty List.
You can take me home tonight, but only if Yuletide-y up your place.
When I count my blessings, I make sure to count you twice.
You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.
Black ice isn't the only thing I'm falling for.
My love for you is like a fruitcake during the holidays - nutty, spicy and unavoidable, no matter how hard you try.
Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just struggling to contain your excite-mint?
I'm like a Christmas present - you'll love waking up to me in the morning.
Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
Let's be like Noah and do this as a pair.
The fact that I've met you shows that God loves me.
Would you like to come to my place and light my Yule log?
Are you Christmas? Because I want to Merry you.
I feel like a Christmas tree when you talk to me because I light up.
If you were a tree, you'd be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
Those aren't sugar plums dancing through my head, it's all you.
Hey girl, are you related to Abraham's nephew?
Because I like you a LOT.
I take romance to a new level - I don't cuddle, I hibernate.
You're the second greatest thing to happen to me. Jesus being the first.
I'd make like Jacob and work seven years for you to be my bride.
Hey, let me take you out on a first date in the snow - I promise I'm not a flaky person.
Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Mount Gilead.
Do you know what the Temple Veil and I both have in common?
We're both ripped.
I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.
When are you going to invite me to church?
I'd definitely let you join in my reindeer games.
What are you doing for the rest of your afterlife?
You’re the only rein-dear for me.
Hi, Santa said you wished for me. Good choice.
Baby, you're just like water ...
Except Jesus turned you into fine.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
Hey girl, I can't wait to see your body - of Christ.
My friend told me to come and meet you.
He said you're a really nice person. I think you know him.
Jesus, yeah that's his name.
I didn't believe in predestination until I met you.
Hey girl, I put the stud in Bible study.
God was just showing off when he made you.
Excuse me, is your name Grace?
Because you're amazing!
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
I'm no Joseph. Perhaps you can help me interpreting the dreams I've been having about you?
Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
Could I have your name and number for my prayer list?
Is your name Faith?
Because you're the substance of things I've hoped for.
Hey girl, I'd give you my heart but I already gave it to Jesus.
You can have my number though.
Hey girl, you sure float my Ark.
My spiritual gift is my good looks. It lifts peoples spirits.
So I was reading my bible the other day and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by "Greet one another with a holy kiss?"
You're my eggnog: sweet, chill, and delish.
Let's get drinks, cuz I wanna get into the holiday ~spirit~ with you.
Want to practice speaking in tongues with me?
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
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