You make me more excited than gifts under a Christmas tree.
Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
Girl, you can kiss heaven goodbye because it's got to be a sin to look that good.
I take romance to a new level - I don't cuddle, I hibernate.
Is it hot in here, or is that just the Holy Spirit burning in you?
I could work with the elves in the ribbon-tying department because I'm a pretty knotty girl.
The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I've prayed - and here you are.
Girl, you and me are like loaves and fishes. Together we might be a miracle.
When we met, it was love at frost sight.
I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.
Hi, my name is Will. God's Will.
You can call me Jonah.
Because I'm going to show you a whale of a time.
Is this seat saved? Because I am.
Are you tinsel? Because I want you all over my tree.
Are you Christmas? Because I want to Merry you.
It took God seven days to make the world but it'll only take seven digits for you to change mine.
Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
Call me Rudolph, because you just sleighed me.
I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I've converted to divine revelation.
If I kissed you on one cheek, would you turn the other?
I'm no Joseph. Perhaps you can help me interpreting the dreams I've been having about you?
Is that a mirror in your Bible? Because I see you reflecting Christ.
When I read Philippians 4:8, I think about you.
Let me sell you an indulgence because it's a sin to look as good as you do.
Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just struggling to contain your excite-mint?
Baby, you're just like water ...
Except Jesus turned you into fine.
I'll be home for Christmas—and I want you to come with me.
Are you sitting on a candle? Because your booty is on fire.
Let's get drinks, cuz I wanna get into the holiday ~spirit~ with you.
Hey girl, I won't be able to see you for the next few weeks.
I'm giving up sweet things for Lent.
Hey girl, are you related to Abraham's nephew?
Because I like you a LOT.
Is your name Faith?
Because you're the substance of things I've hoped for.
Could I have your name and number for my prayer list?
Hey girl, I can't wait to see your body - of Christ.
You can take me home tonight, but only if Yuletide-y up your place.
Shouldn't you be on top of the tree, Angel?
Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
I feel like a Christmas tree when you talk to me because I light up.
The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry."
How about dinner?
Even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
I feel like we’re developing some good chemis-tree.
Let's be like Noah and do this as a pair.
Hey, let me take you out on a first date in the snow - I promise I'm not a flaky person.
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
I'm like a Christmas present - you'll love waking up to me in the morning.
There’s snow one like you.
My friend told me to come and meet you.
He said you're a really nice person. I think you know him.
Jesus, yeah that's his name.
I'm usually not very prophetic.
But I can see us together.
Do you know what the Temple Veil and I both have in common?
We're both ripped.
The Grinch may have stolen Christmas, but you stole my heart.
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