I'm no Joseph. Perhaps you can help me interpreting the dreams I've been having about you?
Do you need prayer?
Because I'm willing to lay hands on you.
I'd like to get to know you biblically.
Let's be like Noah and do this as a pair.
My friend told me to come and meet you.
He said you're a really nice person. I think you know him.
Jesus, yeah that's his name.
Hey girl, I'd give you my heart but I already gave it to Jesus.
You can have my number though.
You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.
Hi, my name is Will. God's Will.
You make me more excited than gifts under a Christmas tree.
Are you Christmas? Because I want to Merry you.
God was just showing off when he made you.
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
Hey girl, I put the stud in Bible study.
I would part the Red Sea for you.
I'll be home for Christmas—and I want you to come with me.
I didn't think I was a snowman, but you just made my heart melt
Hey girl, you sure float my Ark.
For you, I would slay two Goliaths.
You have a body like the North Star. Wise men will follow it.
You're my eggnog: sweet, chill, and delish.
Black ice isn't the only thing I'm falling for.
I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.
I feel like we’re developing some good chemis-tree.
I was going to read Proverbs 31, but then I realized I could just study you instead.
Hey girl, are you related to Abraham's nephew?
Because I like you a LOT.
Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I've converted to divine revelation.
I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
I'd definitely let you join in my reindeer games.
I'd make like Jacob and work seven years for you to be my bride.
I don't have a Christmas list, cuz you're already the best gift.
You can take me home tonight, but only if Yuletide-y up your place.
Those aren't sugar plums dancing through my head, it's all you.
Shouldn't you be on top of the tree, Angel?
Call me Joshua, because I'm going to break down your walls.
You must be Egyptian, because I'm a enslaved by your eyes.
Is your name Faith?
Because you're the substance of things I've hoped for.
Girl, you can kiss heaven goodbye because it's got to be a sin to look that good.
Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
The fact that I've met you shows that God loves me.
When are you going to invite me to church?
Hey girl, I heard God called you.
Can I do the same?
I don't need Christmas lights, you're already shining so bright.
Would you like to come to my place and light my Yule log?
If I kissed you on one cheek, would you turn the other?
My love for you is like a fruitcake during the holidays - nutty, spicy and unavoidable, no matter how hard you try.
Girl, you and me are like loaves and fishes. Together we might be a miracle.
The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry."
How about dinner?
When we met, it was love at frost sight.
If you were a tree, you'd be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.