Christian Pick Up Lines

Great Christian (and other religious) pick up lines for good Christian men and women.

What are you doing for the rest of your afterlife?
Shouldn't you be on top of the tree, Angel?
Do you celebrate Boxing Day? Because you're the whole package.
Is your name Faith?
Because you're the substance of things I've hoped for.
My love for you is like a fruitcake during the holidays - nutty, spicy and unavoidable, no matter how hard you try.
You must be Egyptian, because I'm a enslaved by your eyes.
I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I've converted to divine revelation.
Baby, we need to get together before Christmas, because you can't spell "love" with No-el.
Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just struggling to contain your excite-mint?
Girl, you can kiss heaven goodbye because it's got to be a sin to look that good.
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
I didn't know angels flew this low.
You’re the only rein-dear for me.
You can call me Jonah.
Because I'm going to show you a whale of a time.
I'm like a Christmas present - you'll love waking up to me in the morning.
The Grinch may have stolen Christmas, but you stole my heart.
Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
When we met, it was love at frost sight.
I'm usually not very prophetic.
But I can see us together.
I like my girls like I like my Microsoft Word documents - Saved.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
Baby, you're just like water ...
Except Jesus turned you into fine.
Would you like to come to my place and light my Yule log?
Could I have your name and number for my prayer list?
I'm a proverbs 32 kind of guy and you're a proverbs 31 kinda woman.
I'll be home for Christmas—and I want you to come with me.
Forget Santa, you’re on my nice list.
I was going to read Proverbs 31, but then I realized I could just study you instead.
I don't have a Christmas list, cuz you're already the best gift.
Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Mount Gilead.
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