You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.
Are you one of Job's daughters?
Because you're twice as beautiful as any other girl I've ever seen.
I feel like God's telling me that you should go on a date with me.
I was going to read Proverbs 31, but then I realized I could just study you instead.
I'm a proverbs 32 kind of guy and you're a proverbs 31 kinda woman.
I'm usually not very prophetic.
But I can see us together.
It took God seven days to make the world but it'll only take seven digits for you to change mine.
I didn't believe in predestination until I met you.
If I kissed you on one cheek, would you turn the other?
How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
The fact that I've met you shows that God loves me.
Hey, I was reading through the Book of Numbers today, and I realized I didn't have yours.
You have a body like the North Star. Wise men will follow it.
I would part the Red Sea for you.
When I read Philippians 4:8, I think about you.
You can call me Jonah.
Because I'm going to show you a whale of a time.
I'd like to get to know you biblically.
What are you doing for the rest of your afterlife?
Want to practice speaking in tongues with me?
You're the second greatest thing to happen to me. Jesus being the first.
Hey girl, I heard God called you.
Can I do the same?
When are you going to invite me to church?
Hey girl, you sure float my Ark.
So I was reading my bible the other day and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by "Greet one another with a holy kiss?"
The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I've prayed - and here you are.
Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives.
Because he never met you.
Hey girl, I put the stud in Bible study.
Is this the transfiguration?
Because you are glowing.
Hey girl, I won't be able to see you for the next few weeks.
I'm giving up sweet things for Lent.
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