I'm a proverbs 32 kind of guy and you're a proverbs 31 kinda woman.
I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.
I can get you off the Naughty List.
I feel like a Christmas tree when you talk to me because I light up.
My friend told me to come and meet you.
He said you're a really nice person. I think you know him.
Jesus, yeah that's his name.
Is that a mirror in your Bible? Because I see you reflecting Christ.
When are you going to invite me to church?
How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
I'll be home for Christmas—and I want you to come with me.
I'm like a Christmas present - you'll love waking up to me in the morning.
I don't have a foot fetish, but I'm pretty into mistle-toe.
Let me sell you an indulgence because it's a sin to look as good as you do.
Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Mount Gilead.
Could I have your name and number for my prayer list?
I feel like we’re developing some good chemis-tree.
If I kissed you on one cheek, would you turn the other?
Do you celebrate Boxing Day? Because you're the whole package.
The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I've prayed - and here you are.
What are you doing for the rest of your afterlife?
I would part the Red Sea for you.
Forget Santa, you’re on my nice list.
Hi, my name is Will. God's Will.
Let's get out of here and explore the North Pole. I'm a rebel without a Claus.
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
There’s snow one like you.
Let's get drinks, cuz I wanna get into the holiday ~spirit~ with you.
Call me Joshua, because I'm going to break down your walls.
Baby, you're just like water ...
Except Jesus turned you into fine.
Are you Christmas? Because I want to Merry you.
Call me Rudolph, because you just sleighed me.
I could work with the elves in the ribbon-tying department because I'm a pretty knotty girl.
The fact that I've met you shows that God loves me.
Your bible would look great on my nightstand.
God was just showing off when he made you.
Are you one of Job's daughters?
Because you're twice as beautiful as any other girl I've ever seen.
I like my girls like I like my Microsoft Word documents - Saved.
Are you Rudolph’s red nose? Because baby, I would say you glow.
Hey girl, I can't wait to see your body - of Christ.
Is it hot in here, or is that just the Holy Spirit burning in you?
Hey, I was reading through the Book of Numbers today, and I realized I didn't have yours.
You’re the only rein-dear for me.
Are you religious?
Because your prayers have just been answered.
Hey girl, I won't be able to see you for the next few weeks.
I'm giving up sweet things for Lent.
Hey, let me take you out on a first date in the snow - I promise I'm not a flaky person.
I'd like to get to know you biblically.
You can take me home tonight, but only if Yuletide-y up your place.
I didn't know angels flew this low.
You're the second greatest thing to happen to me. Jesus being the first.
Hey girl, I heard God called you.
Can I do the same?
I'm usually not very prophetic.
But I can see us together.
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