Let me sell you an indulgence because it's a sin to look as good as you do.
Aren’t you supposed to be on top of that tree? Because you’re a star.
I didn't believe in predestination until I met you.
I like my girls like I like my Microsoft Word documents - Saved.
When we met, it was love at frost sight.
I was going to read Proverbs 31, but then I realized I could just study you instead.
It took God seven days to make the world but it'll only take seven digits for you to change mine.
I would part the Red Sea for you.
Forget Santa, you’re on my nice list.
Those aren't sugar plums dancing through my head, it's all you.
I just got some mistletoe, how about we go back to my place and try it out?
Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just struggling to contain your excite-mint?
The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry."
How about dinner?
When are you going to invite me to church?
I'd make like Jacob and work seven years for you to be my bride.
I'd like to get to know you biblically.
I don't need Christmas lights, you're already shining so bright.
I'm like a Christmas present - you'll love waking up to me in the morning.
You must be Egyptian, because I'm a enslaved by your eyes.
How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
Black ice isn't the only thing I'm falling for.
Hey girl, are you looking for your knight in shining armor?
Well I just happen to be wearing the full armor of God.
What are you doing for the rest of your afterlife?
If I kissed you on one cheek, would you turn the other?
I don't have a foot fetish, but I'm pretty into mistle-toe.
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it.
I'd definitely let you join in my reindeer games.
Your bible would look great on my nightstand.
Call me Rudolph, because you just sleighed me.
I'm no Joseph. Perhaps you can help me interpreting the dreams I've been having about you?
You have a body like the North Star. Wise men will follow it.
You can take me home tonight, but only if Yuletide-y up your place.
Excuse me, is your name Grace?
Because you're amazing!
I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
My friend told me to come and meet you.
He said you're a really nice person. I think you know him.
Jesus, yeah that's his name.
Girl, you and me are like loaves and fishes. Together we might be a miracle.
Hey girl, I won't be able to see you for the next few weeks.
I'm giving up sweet things for Lent.
My love for you is like a fruitcake during the holidays - nutty, spicy and unavoidable, no matter how hard you try.
If you were a tree, you'd be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
I can get you off the Naughty List.
Could I have your name and number for my prayer list?
Are you tinsel? Because I want you all over my tree.
I feel like a Christmas tree when you talk to me because I light up.
There’s snow one like you.
Are you one of Job's daughters?
Because you're twice as beautiful as any other girl I've ever seen.
Are you Christmas? Because I want to Merry you.
Is this seat saved? Because I am.
Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
The fact that I've met you shows that God loves me.
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