Want to practice speaking in tongues with me?
Are you religious?
Because your prayers have just been answered.
It took God seven days to make the world but it'll only take seven digits for you to change mine.
I didn't think I was a snowman, but you just made my heart melt
I was going to read Proverbs 31, but then I realized I could just study you instead.
I'm a proverbs 32 kind of guy and you're a proverbs 31 kinda woman.
Could I have your name and number for my prayer list?
I'll be home for Christmas—and I want you to come with me.
Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives.
Because he never met you.
You’re the only rein-dear for me.
Do you know what the Temple Veil and I both have in common?
We're both ripped.
How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
I feel like God's telling me that you should go on a date with me.
Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it.
I'd make like Jacob and work seven years for you to be my bride.
You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.
I didn't believe in predestination until I met you.
Even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
Is your name Faith?
Because you're the substance of things I've hoped for.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I've converted to divine revelation.
Black ice isn't the only thing I'm falling for.
You're my eggnog: sweet, chill, and delish.
Is this the transfiguration?
Because you are glowing.
Your bible would look great on my nightstand.
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.
Girl, you and me are like loaves and fishes. Together we might be a miracle.
Let me sell you an indulgence because it's a sin to look as good as you do.
When I count my blessings, I make sure to count you twice.
Excuse me, is your name Grace?
Because you're amazing!
Are you one of Job's daughters?
Because you're twice as beautiful as any other girl I've ever seen.
When we met, it was love at frost sight.
When are you going to invite me to church?
I don't have a foot fetish, but I'm pretty into mistle-toe.
I don't need Christmas lights, you're already shining so bright.
For you, I would slay two Goliaths.
My love for you is like a fruitcake during the holidays - nutty, spicy and unavoidable, no matter how hard you try.
Are you Christmas? Because I want to Merry you.
God was just showing off when he made you.
I'd definitely let you join in my reindeer games.
Hey, let me take you out on a first date in the snow - I promise I'm not a flaky person.
Aren’t you supposed to be on top of that tree? Because you’re a star.
I'm usually not very prophetic.
But I can see us together.
Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
Would you like to come to my place and light my Yule log?
Hi, my name is Will. God's Will.
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
I like my girls like I like my Microsoft Word documents - Saved.