Girl, you can kiss heaven goodbye because it's got to be a sin to look that good.
Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it.
Hey girl, you sure float my Ark.
I don't need Christmas lights, you're already shining so bright.
I went on a mission trip and all I ended up doing was mission you.
Are you Christmas? Because I want to Merry you.
Baby, you're just like water ...
Except Jesus turned you into fine.
When I count my blessings, I make sure to count you twice.
Hey girl, I heard God called you.
Can I do the same?
I didn't think I was a snowman, but you just made my heart melt
Even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
Are you religious?
Because your prayers have just been answered.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
I'd make like Jacob and work seven years for you to be my bride.
Could I have your name and number for my prayer list?
The Grinch may have stolen Christmas, but you stole my heart.
I didn't believe in predestination until I met you.
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
Call me Joshua, because I'm going to break down your walls.
Hey girl, are you related to Abraham's nephew?
Because I like you a LOT.
Would you like to come to my place and light my Yule log?
Call me Rudolph, because you just sleighed me.
If you were a tree, you'd be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
You have a body like the North Star. Wise men will follow it.
I'm usually not very prophetic.
But I can see us together.
Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just struggling to contain your excite-mint?
Black ice isn't the only thing I'm falling for.
You're my eggnog: sweet, chill, and delish.
God was just showing off when he made you.
Do you celebrate Boxing Day? Because you're the whole package.
Let's be like Noah and do this as a pair.
Hey girl, are you looking for your knight in shining armor?
Well I just happen to be wearing the full armor of God.
Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Mount Gilead.
Let me sell you an indulgence because it's a sin to look as good as you do.
I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I've converted to divine revelation.
When I read Philippians 4:8, I think about you.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
My spiritual gift is my good looks. It lifts peoples spirits.
For you, I would slay two Goliaths.
Are you sitting on a candle? Because your booty is on fire.
I don't have a Christmas list, cuz you're already the best gift.
Hey girl, I'd give you my heart but I already gave it to Jesus.
You can have my number though.
Are you tinsel? Because I want you all over my tree.
There’s snow one like you.
I could work with the elves in the ribbon-tying department because I'm a pretty knotty girl.
I'd like to get to know you biblically.
Hi, my name is Will. God's Will.
I feel like God's telling me that you should go on a date with me.
My friend told me to come and meet you.
He said you're a really nice person. I think you know him.
Jesus, yeah that's his name.
Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
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