I could work with the elves in the ribbon-tying department because I'm a pretty knotty girl.
Hey girl, are you looking for your knight in shining armor?
Well I just happen to be wearing the full armor of God.
I'd definitely let you join in my reindeer games.
Could I have your name and number for my prayer list?
I'm a proverbs 32 kind of guy and you're a proverbs 31 kinda woman.
The Grinch may have stolen Christmas, but you stole my heart.
Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
When I count my blessings, I make sure to count you twice.
Do you need prayer?
Because I'm willing to lay hands on you.
Let me check your tag.
Yep, just as I thought - Made In Heaven.
Baby, we need to get together before Christmas, because you can't spell "love" with No-el.
Call me Joshua, because I'm going to break down your walls.
I would part the Red Sea for you.
I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
Is it hot in here, or is that just the Holy Spirit burning in you?
My friend told me to come and meet you.
He said you're a really nice person. I think you know him.
Jesus, yeah that's his name.
My love for you is like a fruitcake during the holidays - nutty, spicy and unavoidable, no matter how hard you try.
The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry."
How about dinner?
Is that a mirror in your Bible? Because I see you reflecting Christ.
Girl, you can kiss heaven goodbye because it's got to be a sin to look that good.
Black ice isn't the only thing I'm falling for.
I'm usually not very prophetic.
But I can see us together.
Are you one of Job's daughters?
Because you're twice as beautiful as any other girl I've ever seen.
When are you going to invite me to church?
Forget Santa, you’re on my nice list.
Is your name Faith?
Because you're the substance of things I've hoped for.
I went on a mission trip and all I ended up doing was mission you.
I like my girls like I like my Microsoft Word documents - Saved.
I feel like God's telling me that you should go on a date with me.
There’s snow one like you.
Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
I feel like a Christmas tree when you talk to me because I light up.
I just got some mistletoe, how about we go back to my place and try it out?
Aren’t you supposed to be on top of that tree? Because you’re a star.
You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.
It took God seven days to make the world but it'll only take seven digits for you to change mine.
I don't have a foot fetish, but I'm pretty into mistle-toe.
Do you celebrate Boxing Day? Because you're the whole package.
I was going to read Proverbs 31, but then I realized I could just study you instead.
Shouldn't you be on top of the tree, Angel?
I feel like we’re developing some good chemis-tree.
Hi, Santa said you wished for me. Good choice.
Let's be like Noah and do this as a pair.
Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives.
Because he never met you.
I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.
The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I've prayed - and here you are.
Want to practice speaking in tongues with me?
Hey girl, I won't be able to see you for the next few weeks.
I'm giving up sweet things for Lent.
Let's get out of here and explore the North Pole. I'm a rebel without a Claus.
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