I didn't know angels flew this low.
Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives.
Because he never met you.
Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
Do you need prayer?
Because I'm willing to lay hands on you.
Hey girl, I'd give you my heart but I already gave it to Jesus.
You can have my number though.
I'm a proverbs 32 kind of guy and you're a proverbs 31 kinda woman.
Is that a mirror in your Bible? Because I see you reflecting Christ.
Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just struggling to contain your excite-mint?
Let me sell you an indulgence because it's a sin to look as good as you do.
Girl, you can kiss heaven goodbye because it's got to be a sin to look that good.
I take romance to a new level - I don't cuddle, I hibernate.
The fact that I've met you shows that God loves me.
Hi, my name is Will. God's Will.
If you were a tree, you'd be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
Hey girl, I won't be able to see you for the next few weeks.
I'm giving up sweet things for Lent.
Is this seat saved? Because I am.
I was going to read Proverbs 31, but then I realized I could just study you instead.
I'm no Joseph. Perhaps you can help me interpreting the dreams I've been having about you?
Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
So I was reading my bible the other day and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by "Greet one another with a holy kiss?"
Baby, we need to get together before Christmas, because you can't spell "love" with No-el.
I just got some mistletoe, how about we go back to my place and try it out?
I don't have a foot fetish, but I'm pretty into mistle-toe.
Let's get drinks, cuz I wanna get into the holiday ~spirit~ with you.
Hey girl, I heard God called you.
Can I do the same?
My friend told me to come and meet you.
He said you're a really nice person. I think you know him.
Jesus, yeah that's his name.
Do you celebrate Boxing Day? Because you're the whole package.
Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it.
Hey girl, are you looking for your knight in shining armor?
Well I just happen to be wearing the full armor of God.
I'll be home for Christmas—and I want you to come with me.
You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.
I like my girls like I like my Microsoft Word documents - Saved.
I'd like to get to know you biblically.
I feel like God's telling me that you should go on a date with me.
I went on a mission trip and all I ended up doing was mission you.
Baby, you're just like water ...
Except Jesus turned you into fine.
Even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
Girl, you and me are like loaves and fishes. Together we might be a miracle.
I'd definitely let you join in my reindeer games.
Is your name Faith?
Because you're the substance of things I've hoped for.
Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
There’s snow one like you.
I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
Excuse me, is your name Grace?
Because you're amazing!
Hey girl, I can't wait to see your body - of Christ.
When I count my blessings, I make sure to count you twice.
Do you know what the Temple Veil and I both have in common?
We're both ripped.
Want to practice speaking in tongues with me?
The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry."
How about dinner?
Forget Santa, you’re on my nice list.
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