I could work with the elves in the ribbon-tying department because I'm a pretty knotty girl.
You can take me home tonight, but only if Yuletide-y up your place.
Hi, my name is Will. God's Will.
For you, I would slay two Goliaths.
Hi, Santa said you wished for me. Good choice.
Is it hot in here, or is that just the Holy Spirit burning in you?
I'm usually not very prophetic.
But I can see us together.
Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just struggling to contain your excite-mint?
Hey girl, I can't wait to see your body - of Christ.
I'd like to get to know you biblically.
I feel like God's telling me that you should go on a date with me.
Girl, you and me are like loaves and fishes. Together we might be a miracle.
You must be Egyptian, because I'm a enslaved by your eyes.
So I was reading my bible the other day and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by "Greet one another with a holy kiss?"
Even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
Hey girl, I put the stud in Bible study.
You make me more excited than gifts under a Christmas tree.
I didn't know angels flew this low.
Hey, let me take you out on a first date in the snow - I promise I'm not a flaky person.
When are you going to invite me to church?
Do you need prayer?
Because I'm willing to lay hands on you.
Are you Christmas? Because I want to Merry you.
Let's get out of here and explore the North Pole. I'm a rebel without a Claus.
I was going to read Proverbs 31, but then I realized I could just study you instead.
Forget Santa, you’re on my nice list.
If I kissed you on one cheek, would you turn the other?
Hey girl, are you related to Abraham's nephew?
Because I like you a LOT.
Do you celebrate Boxing Day? Because you're the whole package.
Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
Is this seat saved? Because I am.
Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it.
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
I can get you off the Naughty List.
I went on a mission trip and all I ended up doing was mission you.
I didn't believe in predestination until I met you.
I would part the Red Sea for you.
Let me sell you an indulgence because it's a sin to look as good as you do.
Are you Rudolph’s red nose? Because baby, I would say you glow.
Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives.
Because he never met you.
Are you sitting on a candle? Because your booty is on fire.
I'm no Joseph. Perhaps you can help me interpreting the dreams I've been having about you?
My friend told me to come and meet you.
He said you're a really nice person. I think you know him.
Jesus, yeah that's his name.
Do you know what the Temple Veil and I both have in common?
We're both ripped.
Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
When I count my blessings, I make sure to count you twice.
When I read Philippians 4:8, I think about you.
Want to practice speaking in tongues with me?
You have a body like the North Star. Wise men will follow it.
Let me check your tag.
Yep, just as I thought - Made In Heaven.
Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Mount Gilead.
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