When I count my blessings, I make sure to count you twice.
The Grinch may have stolen Christmas, but you stole my heart.
Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Mount Gilead.
Hey girl, I can't wait to see your body - of Christ.
I feel like God's telling me that you should go on a date with me.
Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
Hey girl, I'd give you my heart but I already gave it to Jesus.
You can have my number though.
I don't have a foot fetish, but I'm pretty into mistle-toe.
Let me sell you an indulgence because it's a sin to look as good as you do.
Your bible would look great on my nightstand.
Are you Rudolph’s red nose? Because baby, I would say you glow.
Are you Christmas? Because I want to Merry you.
I'm like a Christmas present - you'll love waking up to me in the morning.
I don't have a Christmas list, cuz you're already the best gift.
Hey, let me take you out on a first date in the snow - I promise I'm not a flaky person.
Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just struggling to contain your excite-mint?
Baby, we need to get together before Christmas, because you can't spell "love" with No-el.
I could work with the elves in the ribbon-tying department because I'm a pretty knotty girl.
Black ice isn't the only thing I'm falling for.
Is it hot in here, or is that just the Holy Spirit burning in you?
I didn't believe in predestination until I met you.
Those aren't sugar plums dancing through my head, it's all you.
You can take me home tonight, but only if Yuletide-y up your place.
Hey girl, I put the stud in Bible study.
You're my eggnog: sweet, chill, and delish.
Is your name Faith?
Because you're the substance of things I've hoped for.
What are you doing for the rest of your afterlife?
Forget Santa, you’re on my nice list.
You make me more excited than gifts under a Christmas tree.
Are you religious?
Because your prayers have just been answered.
Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry."
How about dinner?
The fact that I've met you shows that God loves me.
Shouldn't you be on top of the tree, Angel?
I'll be home for Christmas—and I want you to come with me.
Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it.
Is this the transfiguration?
Because you are glowing.
Hi, my name is Will. God's Will.
I'm a proverbs 32 kind of guy and you're a proverbs 31 kinda woman.
Do you celebrate Boxing Day? Because you're the whole package.
I'd make like Jacob and work seven years for you to be my bride.
Hey girl, you sure float my Ark.
I was going to read Proverbs 31, but then I realized I could just study you instead.
If I kissed you on one cheek, would you turn the other?
Girl, you can kiss heaven goodbye because it's got to be a sin to look that good.
Let's be like Noah and do this as a pair.
When we met, it was love at frost sight.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
Hey girl, are you looking for your knight in shining armor?
Well I just happen to be wearing the full armor of God.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.