It took God seven days to make the world but it'll only take seven digits for you to change mine.
Let's get drinks, cuz I wanna get into the holiday ~spirit~ with you.
I don't have a Christmas list, cuz you're already the best gift.
Girl, you and me are like loaves and fishes. Together we might be a miracle.
My friend told me to come and meet you.
He said you're a really nice person. I think you know him.
Jesus, yeah that's his name.
Shouldn't you be on top of the tree, Angel?
I went on a mission trip and all I ended up doing was mission you.
When we met, it was love at frost sight.
Baby, we need to get together before Christmas, because you can't spell "love" with No-el.
You can call me Jonah.
Because I'm going to show you a whale of a time.
Those aren't sugar plums dancing through my head, it's all you.
Hey girl, I can't wait to see your body - of Christ.
I'd definitely let you join in my reindeer games.
I just got some mistletoe, how about we go back to my place and try it out?
I could work with the elves in the ribbon-tying department because I'm a pretty knotty girl.
You can take me home tonight, but only if Yuletide-y up your place.
You're the second greatest thing to happen to me. Jesus being the first.
Call me Joshua, because I'm going to break down your walls.
Let's get out of here and explore the North Pole. I'm a rebel without a Claus.
I was going to read Proverbs 31, but then I realized I could just study you instead.
Hi, Santa said you wished for me. Good choice.
Hey girl, you sure float my Ark.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
Are you sitting on a candle? Because your booty is on fire.
When are you going to invite me to church?
I'd make like Jacob and work seven years for you to be my bride.
I'm no Joseph. Perhaps you can help me interpreting the dreams I've been having about you?
Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
Hey girl, are you related to Abraham's nephew?
Because I like you a LOT.
There’s snow one like you.
Call me Rudolph, because you just sleighed me.
Is your name Faith?
Because you're the substance of things I've hoped for.
Hey girl, I won't be able to see you for the next few weeks.
I'm giving up sweet things for Lent.
Hi, my name is Will. God's Will.
You have a body like the North Star. Wise men will follow it.
The fact that I've met you shows that God loves me.
You make me more excited than gifts under a Christmas tree.
Do you need prayer?
Because I'm willing to lay hands on you.
Do you know what the Temple Veil and I both have in common?
We're both ripped.
Are you one of Job's daughters?
Because you're twice as beautiful as any other girl I've ever seen.
Aren’t you supposed to be on top of that tree? Because you’re a star.
The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry."
How about dinner?
I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
Could I have your name and number for my prayer list?
I didn't know angels flew this low.
I'll be home for Christmas—and I want you to come with me.
Is that a mirror in your Bible? Because I see you reflecting Christ.
You must be Egyptian, because I'm a enslaved by your eyes.
Are you Rudolph’s red nose? Because baby, I would say you glow.
So I was reading my bible the other day and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by "Greet one another with a holy kiss?"
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