Sweet Jokes

Are you the Godiva store? Because you seem sweet and way too fancy for me.
Kiss me! Let me taste your sweet lips before the asteroid destroys earth
Are you made of apples? Cause you sure look sweet as pie.
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business. And, speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?
I’ve been looking for you, and I hope you’re as sweet as jelly beans.
I'm just like an Easter bunny - sweet, but hollow on the inside.
Even the Chocolate factory doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
You’re just like how I like my potatoes — sweet.
Hey there, don’t add honey to that chamomile. You’re already too sweet.
Hold the sugar, please. You're sweet enough for me.
The Old Lady, the Bartender and the Scotch
The Old Lady, the Bartender and the Scotch A lady went to the bar on a cruise ship, and ordered a Scotch, with two drops of water. The bartender gave her the drink, and she said, "I'm on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday, and it's today." The bartender said, "Well, since it's your birthday, this one's on me." As the lady finished her drink, a woman, to her right, said, "I'd like to buy you a drink, too." The lady said, "Thank you, how sweet of you. OK, then, Bartender, I want another Scotch, with two drops of water." "Coming up," said the bartender. As she finished that drink, a man, to her left, said, "I'd like to buy you a drink too." The lady said, "Thank you very much, my dear. Bartender, I'll have another Scotch, with two drops of water." "Coming right up," the bartender said. As he gave her the drink, this time, he said, "Ma'am, I'm dying of curiosity. Why the Scotch with only two drops of water?" The old woman giggled, and replied, "Sonny, when you're my age, you've learned how to hold your liquor. Water, however, is a whole other issue."
Are you a chocolate cake? I’m craving something sweet.
You're my eggnog: sweet, chill, and delish.
Even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
Hey, Are you made of candy? Because you look sooo sweet!
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