Happy Birthday! Enjoy our Birthday Puns!

I gifted my girlfriend a star for her birthday
I think its perfect, she said she needed some space.
I hope the only things that blow are candles and balloons. Have a great birthday!
Hey shawty, it’s sherbert day.
Being related to me is the best birthday gift you could receive.
Nobody showed up to my 16th birthday party,
I congratulated him on his win against Polyphemus and we started the party.
More candles means a bigger wish!
You feta have a gouda birthday.
Congrats on proving that getting older doesn’t mean getting wiser.
Remember the one about people queuing up for drinks at Old Faithful's birthday party?
You're not missing much; the punch line blows.
What did the Teddy Bear say after blowing out his birthday candles? No cake for me…I’m stuffed
I handed my dad a calculator for his birthday. with a dissapointed scowl on his face, he asked me: "Wheres the pi?"
Happy birthday to someone old enough to go vintage shopping in their own closet.
People keep getting me clocks for my birthday.
Time and time again.
I don't get why a kid in my son's Pre-K class gave everyone an inflatable sword as a party favor for their birthday.
It's pointless.
I don't get why a kid in my son's Pre-K class gave everyone an inflatable sword as a party favor for their birthday.
It's pointless.
This whole birthday thing is getting old, don’t you think?
My wife isn't talking to me because apparently I ruined her birthday....
I don't know how I did that... I didn't even know it was her birthday!
Got a universal remote for my Birthday.
Well, this changes everything.
What type of music is scary for birthday balloons? Pop music!
Why do pieces of popcorn always have great birthdays? Because they’re always popping!
You did a grape job raisin me. Happy birthday!
Looking 50 is great! If you’re 60.
I know birthdays get worse as you get older. But look at the bright side — not too many left now.
I handed my dad a calculator for his birthday. with a dissapointed scowl on his face, he asked me: "Wheres the pi?"
I just bought my friend a mini fridge for his birthday
I can’t wait to see his face light up when he opens it.
The only thing I got for my wife on her birthday was a big helium balloon.
It didn’t go down very well.
My girlfriend made me one of those sculpted 3D cakes for my birthday but wouldn't stop reminding me how it took her all day to decorate it..
..which is surprising since to me it looked like a piece of cake.
For my birthday, my kids got me an alarm clock that swears at you instead of beeping.
That was quite a rude awakening.
What did the boy without hands get for his birthday?
Nobody knows, he hasn't got the package open yet.
You are aged to perfection.