Why did Karen press Ctrl-Shift-Esc on her keyboard?
Because she wanted to speak to the Task Manager!
Q. How does a tree get on the computer?
A. It logs on!
It's okay password...
...I'm insecure too...
German Wi-Fi is the WURST.
Q. Why can't computers play tennis?
A. They try to surf the net.
Did you hear about the new WiFi connected chef's knife?
It's cutting-edge technology.
Why was the old computer sad?
Because it had a floppy disk.
I felt sad for my brother's computer being overclocked because I heard the processor say, "Stop it! It hertz so much!".
I was testing the speaker phone on the intercom on our landline with my father yesterday.
It started to make that annoying noise. My old man said it was too close to call.
'what's the Wifi password?'
'Its for security'
'Haha, yes, I know that. But what's the password?'.
'No, it's 'forsecurity'. All one word, lower case.'.
Why was the IT guy in the hospital?
He touched the firewall.
Why was the computer coughing?
It had a virus.
I'm not like other keyboards...
I'm qwerty
I've got no home, I haven't got control, and I can't see any escape.
I should get a new keyboard.
I created a presentation on my computer but didn't use password protection...
Now it has visual aids.
My wife asked: "What's our WiFi?"
I said: It's an internet connection that works wirelessly through something called a modem. Why?"
She hasn't spoken to me all week.
My computer's favorite singer is A Dell.
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of crime?
They just ransomware.
It doesn't matter if my wife tells me Im not mature
Im not going to let her enter my tree house without the right password.
Where do all the cool mice live? In their mousepads.
I now pronounce you husband and wifi
You may kiss the bride goodbye.
My computer was running pretty hot
Until I downloaded some fan art, and now it's working better.
How do trees get on a computer?
They just log in.
I got a asked to leave karaoke night for singing "Danger Zone" seven times in a row. I had exceeded the allowed number of Loggins attempts.
I hate it when planes don't have free WiFi.
It drives me bored air line crazy.
Two days ago, I named my Wifi to "Hack it if you can".
Yesterday it was changed to "Challenge accepted".
Playing the keyboard is...
my type of music.
I changed my password to "incorrect". So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say "Your password is incorrect".
I dropped my computer on my foot.
It mega-hurts.
Why did the keyboard not get any sleep?...
Because it has two shifts.
Asked the librarian rather loudly for the wifi password. He said "Sshhhhhh!" I asked "is that all lower case?"
My brother, who is an IT guy, got surgery done on his fingers. Now he can truly be called a tech-knuckle support guy.
What is it called when an IT person gets surgery on their fingers?
Tech knuckle support.
Apparently my password needs to be capitals only so I've changed it to LONDONMADRIDROME.
Why did the computer leave the restroom crying?
It said, "it hurts when IP."
Why did the computer wear glasses?
To improve its web sight.
Hardcore programmers will agree that neither of them would use AC because they all prefer to open windows.
Used to never be able to use the WiFi at my farm until I moved my router to the barn.
Now I have a stable connection.
If cheese were downloadable, then I'd try to throw my hard drive as far as possible.
What I'm saying is, I'd chuck e-cheese.
How do lumberjacks shut down their computers?.
They log off.
My computer is so slow it's running in the '90s.
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
Recently I was at a store walking down the flash drives and hard drives section.
I have to say, it was quite a walk down the memory lane.
I always love pressing F5 on my keyboard.
It's so refreshing.
Did you hear about the computer virus that was programmed by a cat?
It's considered meowware!
Why can't you use beef stew as a password?
Because it's not stroganoff.
Computers cannot make good boxers because their bark is worse than their byte.
Why did the man get so sad his computer had a virus?
It was a terminal illness.
Why did the hard drive crash?
Because it had a bad driver.
Which hard drive is always the happiest?
Disk C:
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