Q. What happened when the computer geeks met? A. It was love at first site!
My keyboard fell apart today. I feel like I'm losing Ctrl of everything.
I wanted to do some research on organs in biology, but I had no WiFi and couldn't find the information I wanted. I wound up using cellular.
I am really good with PowerPoint because I Excel at it.
I came into the office early and switched as many M and N keys on keyboards as I could. Some might say I'm a monster... But others will say nomster
Where do all the cool mice live? In their mousepads.
Where do the keys on a keyboard go to have a good time The spacebar.
I was conned into believing that my hotel room in Moscow had free Wifi. I remember the ad saying: Internyet.
How many wipes does it take to clean a keyboard? qwsedrftgyhujikolpawesdrtfgyhujikloaszxdcrfvgtbhnjmk,lazsxdcfvgsedtfrgyftg67y78u87u8uii9op[;'';;'/;l/l;.l.k,lkmjkmertyudfghjk12q21q2qw3qwe3we4r45rt6ygerdgfvbwedfcv qwedfscv
Ever hear about the computer programmer who moved to Mexico? He wanted to be a Señor developer.
Dear keyboard manufacturers, I'm writing to request a redesign so that g and t wouldn't be right next to each other. Retards
If a cat broke your computer... Would it be that an error has o-purred ?
Today my "O" button on my keyboard stopped working. Maybe it was a sign I should've stopped o-ppressing the keyboard.
Computers cannot make good boxers because their bark is worse than their byte.
My email password has been hacked again That's the third time I've had to rename the cat.
Did you hear about the computer virus that was programmed by a cat? It's considered meowware!
The shark and the computer are so alike. They both have and use their megabytes.
I hate hard drives... ...they byte
The computer wanted to get out of the house, so it used the Windows.
Why was the old computer sad? Because it had a floppy disk.
What key on the keyboard is truly out of this world? The spacebar.
Why can't an IT guy keep a girlfriend? He turns them all off and on again.
If cheese were downloadable, then I'd try to throw my hard drive as far as possible. What I'm saying is, I'd chuck e-cheese.
My computer was running pretty hot Until I downloaded some fan art, and now it's working better.
Playing the keyboard is... my type of music.
What do you call a gushing keyboard? sqwerty
Just can't get away from my broken keyboard. There's no escape.
My Wifi password is "writtenontherouter"
And I let all my guests walk to the router and let them unsuccessfully try to use the initial password until I tell them it's literally "writtenontherouter".
It's okay password... ...I'm insecure too...
Edit*: sorry it seems as the CTRL button on my keyboard isn't working
Changed my password to fortnight but apparently that's two week.
Why do you need a password to make a camp fire? So you can log in.
I was dating a keyboard but we had to break up... ...she just wasn't my type.
Recently I was at a store walking down the flash drives and hard drives section. I have to say, it was quite a walk down the memory lane.
What do computers do on a beach vacation? Surf the net.
The computer said my password needed at least eight characters and at least one number, so I changed it to Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
Why was the computer sad? It was going un-node-iced.
My computer's favorite singer is A Dell.
Where are dramatic hard drives from? Oh I/O
I went into a bar with a keyboard under my arm. The barman said "Oi! We don"t want your typing in here".
Where do computers go to dance? The disk-O.
What type of blood does a keyboard have? Typo.
A router and a modem got married.
They were pronounced husbandwidth and Wifi.
My wireless keyboard isn't working I guess I need to re-pair it.
Q. What is a popular search engine for ghosts? A. GHOULgle!
I visited a coffee shop where the Wifi password was wedonthavewifi.
It was a very frustrating conversation with the cashier.
Hey baby, are you a cloud server? Because I have something to upload from my hard drive.
I left my job at the keyboard factory today. To be honest, I had been looking for an Escape for a while.
I always love pressing F5 on my keyboard. It's so refreshing.
Why do computers wear glasses? To improve their web-sight.