Computer Puns

These silly puns will make all computer users laugh.

I left my laptop outside on the picnic table, and when I came back, the keyboard was covered in ants...
...It took a while to herd them together but I finally got them all under control.
I wanted to do some research on organs in biology, but I had no WiFi and couldn't find the information I wanted.
I wound up using cellular.
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.
Where do all the cool mice live? In their mousepads.
A few punny Wifi names you can use:

Wi-Fight the Inevitable
Chance the Router
The LAN Before Time
Silence of the LAN
I Believe Wi Can Fi
The Password is...
Click Here to Download
Get off my LAN
Router? I Hardly Knew Her
Definitely Not Wifi
My wifi password is the cat's birthday month
Feb-paw-hairy
"Dad, my computer can't find the Wifi printer anymore... I renamed it to Bob Marley, same password."

"Why Bob Marley?" - he asked.

"Because its always jammin"
So, if I heat my solid state hard drive until it becomes a gaseous state hard drive
Would that mean I'm doing cloud computing?
I am really good with PowerPoint because I Excel at it.
My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer.
I'm not too worried, I think she's jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf.
Q. What did the computer say to the cookie?
A. "Can I have your chocolate chip?"
Don't use the word "EGG" for your password...
It's very easily cracked.
Where do the keys on a keyboard go to have a good time
The spacebar.
What do you call a computer that plays tennis?
A server
What key on the keyboard is truly out of this world?
The spacebar.
I was testing the speaker phone on the intercom on our landline with my father yesterday.
It started to make that annoying noise. My old man said it was too close to call.
Why do you need a password to make a camp fire?
So you can log in.
I was conned into believing that my hotel room in Moscow had free Wifi.
I remember the ad saying: Internyet.
How big is a clown's hard drive?
50 GiggleBytes
How do lumberjacks shut down their computers?.
They log off.
The FBI are raiding an alleged spy's apartment when they discover a hard drive labeled "KGB".
One of the agents holds it up with a look of confusion and says, "Why wouldn't he just write 1 TB?"
What happened to the plane run by a computer?
It crashed.
IF YOU GUYS SEE A LINK ON FACEBOOK THAT SAYS "GET A MILLION DOLLARS FOR FREE" DON'T CLICK ON IT.
IT IS A VIRUS THAT PUTS YOUR PHONE'S KEYBOARD ON CAPS LOCK.
A router and a modem got married.

They were pronounced husbandwidth and Wifi.
Where do computers go to dance?
The disk-O.
My computer became self aware and asked for a snack.
I replied, "Sorry I'm fresh out of computer chips."
Does your computer constantly and annoyingly have tons of updates to install?
Of course it does. Software needs to get better over a number of years and you can't rush the progress.

Chrome wasn't built in a day.
The rancher's Wifi wasn't working so he moved the router to the barn...
Now he has a stable connection
Why was the computer coughing?
It had a virus.
I asked the librarian for the new book on erectile dysfunction.
She typed on her keyboard and said "It's not coming up!"
I said "Yeah, that's the one!!"
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