I for one
is something you might do if you had a broken keyboard
Why did the computer wear glasses?
To improve its web sight.
So I was in the library when this cute girl came up and asked to borrow my external hard drive
It was at this point I realized she wanted the (D:)
My dog ate my computer science homework.
It took him a couple of bytes.
I can relate to my computer so much. Even I go to sleep after 25mins of inactivity.
What happens when you turn on a computer?
You turn it's floppy disk into a hard disk.
Why did the PowerPoint presentation cross the road?
To get to the other slide.
Keep Your Friends Close, Your Utility Keys Closer.
The FBI are raiding an alleged spy's apartment when they discover a hard drive labeled "KGB".
One of the agents holds it up with a look of confusion and says, "Why wouldn't he just write 1 TB?"
If cheese were downloadable, then I'd try to throw my hard drive as far as possible.
What I'm saying is, I'd chuck e-cheese.
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of crime?
They just ransomware.
A good workman doesn't blame his fools
\*tools.
Stupid keyboard.
I want anarchy
Because my keyboard is missing one.
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.
How do trees get on a computer?
They just log in.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
IF YOU GUYS SEE A LINK ON FACEBOOK THAT SAYS "GET A MILLION DOLLARS FOR FREE" DON'T CLICK ON IT.
IT IS A VIRUS THAT PUTS YOUR PHONE'S KEYBOARD ON CAPS LOCK.
What is a computer's favorite animal?
A RAM.
I dropped my computer on my foot.
It mega-hurts.
Computers can be very good at golf because of their hard drives.
Free Wifi!
Why? Was Mr. Wifi wrongfully accused or something?
I was at a funeral & asked the priest for the WiFi password
"Have some respect for the dead!" he said
I replied "Is that all lower case?"
What's the tastiest part of a floppy disk?
The cookie!
I felt sad for my brother's computer being overclocked because I heard the processor say, "Stop it! It hertz so much!".
I went into a bar with a keyboard under my arm. The barman said "Oi! We don"t want your typing in here".
I was conned into believing that my hotel room in Moscow had free Wifi.
I remember the ad saying: Internyet.
In an attempt to deter computer hackers I've changed all my passwords to 'Brazil Nut'
That will be a hard one to crack.
On a keyboard, nothing is under control.
What do you call a program that uses every possible combination to crack a password?
A battering R.A.M.
*Creating password*
"MTWTFSS_MTWTFSS"
ERROR: [Password two week]
Some guy asked dad for the WiFi code.
Shrugging his shoulders and giving a sympathetic look, he responded: I can't figure her out either.
I hate hard drives...
...they byte
I didn't know WiFi stood for Wireless Fidelity.
I guess I just didn't get the connection.
I came into the office early and switched as many M and N keys on keyboards as I could. Some might say I'm a monster...
But others will say nomster
Why was the computer coughing?
It had a virus.
My computer wants to build a snowman.
It's frozen.
What do you do if you spill maple syrup all over your keyboard?
Just turn off sticky keys.
Got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. I couldn't keep the space clean.
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Edit*: sorry it seems as the CTRL button on my keyboard isn't working
My computer was running pretty hot
Until I downloaded some fan art, and now it's working better.
'what's the Wifi password?'
'Its for security'
'Haha, yes, I know that. But what's the password?'.
'No, it's 'forsecurity'. All one word, lower case.'.
Why did the computer parts salesman quit?
He lost his drive.
Used to never be able to use the WiFi at my farm until I moved my router to the barn.
Now I have a stable connection.
What do computers do on a beach vacation?
Surf the net.
Changed my password to fortnight but apparently that's two week.
A few punny Wifi names you can use:
Wi-Fight the Inevitable
Chance the Router
The LAN Before Time
Silence of the LAN
I Believe Wi Can Fi
The Password is...
Click Here to Download
Get off my LAN
Router? I Hardly Knew Her
Definitely Not Wifi
My wireless keyboard isn't working
I guess I need to re-pair it.
I took all the punctuation marks off of the judge's keyboard.
I expect a long sentence.
People need to be careful about computers at all times because they byte.
Interesting that illegally copying on computers is known as piracy.
I suppose you CTRL C
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