What do you call a computer that plays tennis?
A server
A few punny Wifi names you can use:
Wi-Fight the Inevitable
Chance the Router
The LAN Before Time
Silence of the LAN
I Believe Wi Can Fi
The Password is...
Click Here to Download
Get off my LAN
Router? I Hardly Knew Her
Definitely Not Wifi
A router and a modem got married.
They were pronounced husbandwidth and Wifi.
What do you get when you cross a computer with an elephant? Lots of memory!
My wireless keyboard isn't working
I guess I need to re-pair it.
My dog ate my computer science homework.
It took him a couple of bytes.
My Wifi password is "writtenontherouter"
And I let all my guests walk to the router and let them unsuccessfully try to use the initial password until I tell them it's literally "writtenontherouter".
Did you hear about the new WiFi connected chef's knife?
It's cutting-edge technology.
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
None because it's a hardware issue.
Up until now, I always thought that all the cool mice would get together and live in my mousepad. Now when I know the truth, I feel quite broken.
Why was the computer coughing?
It had a virus.
Why do cats like computers the best?
Cuz they have a mouse.
Hardcore programmers will agree that neither of them would use AC because they all prefer to open windows.
Used to never be able to use the WiFi at my farm until I moved my router to the barn.
Now I have a stable connection.
Just can't get away from my broken keyboard. There's no escape.
People need to be careful about computers at all times because they byte.
My mom told me that sitting on a computer 8 hours a day in unhealthy
I said: But, mom that's why I am using a chair.
Recently I was at a store walking down the flash drives and hard drives section.
I have to say, it was quite a walk down the memory lane.
Why did the computer squeak? Because someone stepped on its mouse!
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.
What do computers do on a beach vacation?
Surf the net.
Today I Learned I should NOT have my password be the name of my cat.
I then turned to my cat and said, "Well, wJ:cg/v&A;6BTt, I guess it's back to the drawing board."
How do you come up with a secure password to protect yourself against hackers?
Just make it the last 10 digits of pi.
How do lumberjacks shut down their computers?.
They log off.
I always love pressing F5 on my keyboard.
It's so refreshing.
How many wipes does it take to clean a keyboard?
qwsedrftgyhujikolpawesdrtfgyhujikloaszxdcrfvgtbhnjmk,lazsxdcfvgsedtfrgyftg67y78u87u8uii9op[;'';;'/;l/l;.l.k,lkmjkmertyudfghjk12q21q2qw3qwe3we4r45rt6ygerdgfvbwedfcv qwedfscv
My computer was running pretty hot
Until I downloaded some fan art, and now it's working better.
Why did the computer come with airbags?
In case it crashed.
What happens when you turn on a computer?
You turn it's floppy disk into a hard disk.
My computer's favorite singer is A Dell.
What do you call a gushing keyboard?
sqwerty
Q. What did the computer say to the cookie?
A. "Can I have your chocolate chip?"
Did you hear about the guy who got fired from the Keyboard Factory?
He didn't put enough shifts in.
Dear keyboard manufacturers, I'm writing to request a redesign so that g and t wouldn't be right next to each other. Retards
Why was the hard drive scared of the large file?
Because it was a terror-byte.
Why did the computer crash?
It had a bad driver!
I was dating a keyboard but we had to break up...
...she just wasn't my type.
My wife asked: "What's our WiFi?"
I said: It's an internet connection that works wirelessly through something called a modem. Why?"
She hasn't spoken to me all week.
Computers can be very good at golf because of their hard drives.
Some guy asked dad for the WiFi code.
Shrugging his shoulders and giving a sympathetic look, he responded: I can't figure her out either.
If you used a keyboard with built-in speakers, you would be...?
Stereotyping.
Where are dead computer hackers buried?
In decrypt.
Ever hear about the computer programmer who moved to Mexico?
He wanted to be a Señor developer.
What do you do if you spill maple syrup all over your keyboard?
Just turn off sticky keys.
Why do you need a password to make a camp fire?
So you can log in.
I know when I store files, my computer gets hungry. It starts telling me about the bytes I use and how many are remaining for him to fill up completely.
Free Wifi!
Why? Was Mr. Wifi wrongfully accused or something?
What made the computer so smart?
Because he listened to his motherboard!
I was testing the speaker phone on the intercom on our landline with my father yesterday.
It started to make that annoying noise. My old man said it was too close to call.
Q. Where do computers keep their money?
A. In a data bank.
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