Got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. I couldn't keep the space clean.
Used to never be able to use the WiFi at my farm until I moved my router to the barn.
Now I have a stable connection.
What did the WiFi router say when it was unplugged?
"Tell my wifi love her
Why did the computer parts salesman quit?
He lost his drive.
I know when I store files, my computer gets hungry. It starts telling me about the bytes I use and how many are remaining for him to fill up completely.
I introduced my mouse to my keyboard today...
It was awkward at first, but then they just clicked.
What do Russians call a bad WiFi connection?
Inter-NIET
How big is a clown's hard drive?
50 GiggleBytes
What was Hitler's favorite computer game?
Mein Kraft.
'what's the Wifi password?'
'Its for security'
'Haha, yes, I know that. But what's the password?'.
'No, it's 'forsecurity'. All one word, lower case.'.
What do you get when you cross a computer with an elephant? Lots of memory!
Was going to change my password to MilkyTea but apparently that's too weak.
I've got no home, I haven't got control, and I can't see any escape.
I should get a new keyboard.
Q. Why couldn't the dinosaur play games on the computer?
A. Because he ate the mous
I had no one to help me when my computer and phone mutinied
I was left to my own devices.
Someone vandalized my keyboard leaving only 1 button.
Surprisingly, the police were more thorough in the investigation than I expected. They even asked to see my colon.
It doesn't matter if my wife tells me Im not mature
Im not going to let her enter my tree house without the right password.
The rancher's Wifi wasn't working so he moved the router to the barn...
Now he has a stable connection
I for one
is something you might do if you had a broken keyboard
If a cat broke your computer...
Would it be that an error has o-purred ?
Why can't elephants use computers?
Because they're scared of the mouse.
What's one of the worst things you could come across while surfing the web?
Your keyboard.
My partner got mad when she found so much spam on my computer.
She said, "Food belongs on a plate!"
My father got a new laptop, and it is now like the baby computer of the house, so we refer to the older laptop as the 'Data'.
Why can't you use beef stew as a password?
Because it's not stroganoff.
Q. What did the computer say to the cookie?
A. "Can I have your chocolate chip?"
The shark and the computer are so alike. They both have and use their megabytes.
My sister's laptop is so sassy and fun, it loves to play disc-o music.
Why is the 7 key on the keyboard so afraid?
Because the & is near
My brother, who is an IT guy, got surgery done on his fingers. Now he can truly be called a tech-knuckle support guy.
In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?
A good workman doesn't blame his fools
\*tools.
Stupid keyboard.
My lifeguard friend had come back home and wanted to do some work, so I gave him my computer to use. Now I have a screen-saver at my house.
I now pronounce you husband and wifi
You may kiss the bride goodbye.
Why did the keyboard not get any sleep?...
Because it has two shifts.
Computers cannot make good boxers because their bark is worse than their byte.
I told my boss, "Sorry I'm late. I was having computer issues."
Boss: Hard drive?
Me: No, the commute was fine. It's my laptop.
The FBI are raiding an alleged spy's apartment when they discover a hard drive labeled "KGB".
One of the agents holds it up with a look of confusion and says, "Why wouldn't he just write 1 TB?"
I heard that starting next year, keyboards will no longer be sold with italics...
But it was a bold-faced lie.
Did you hear about the computer virus that was programmed by a cat?
It's considered meowware!
I left my laptop outside on the picnic table, and when I came back, the keyboard was covered in ants...
...It took a while to herd them together but I finally got them all under control.
Where do all the cool mice live? In their mousepads.
I hate it when planes don't have free WiFi.
It drives me bored air line crazy.
Why do you need a password to make a camp fire?
So you can log in.
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.
How do lumberjacks shut down their computers?.
They log off.
I left my job at the keyboard factory today. To be honest, I had been looking for an Escape for a while.
So, if I heat my solid state hard drive until it becomes a gaseous state hard drive
Would that mean I'm doing cloud computing?
Why are wooden hard drives so bad?
They're all bark and no byte.
Why did the spider get on the computer?
To check his website.
Go to BabaMail
