Why did the computer wear glasses?
To improve its web sight.
My wireless keyboard isn't working
I guess I need to re-pair it.
If you used a keyboard with built-in speakers, you would be...?
Stereotyping.
I left my job at the keyboard factory today. To be honest, I had been looking for an Escape for a while.
What do you call a computer that plays tennis?
A server
What do you call a program that uses every possible combination to crack a password?
A battering R.A.M.
In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?
What key on the keyboard is truly out of this world?
The spacebar.
Why did the computer squeak? Because someone stepped on its mouse!
Computers can be very good at golf because of their hard drives.
I'm really obsessed with the F1 key on my keyboard. I'm trying to get help.
How does a computer learn something new?
Bit by bit.
Why was the computer sad?
It was going un-node-iced.
How do you type the word "Royalty" on a keyboard?
You start with the higher R key.
Did you hear about the computer virus that was programmed by a cat?
It's considered meowware!
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
Are you WiFi?
Because I can feel the connection between us.
I didn't know WiFi stood for Wireless Fidelity.
I guess I just didn't get the connection.
I hate it when planes don't have free WiFi.
It drives me bored air line crazy.
What type of blood does a keyboard have?
Typo.
Today I Learned I should NOT have my password be the name of my cat.
I then turned to my cat and said, "Well, wJ:cg/v&A;6BTt, I guess it's back to the drawing board."
If a cat broke your computer...
Would it be that an error has o-purred ?
My email password has been hacked again
That's the third time I've had to rename the cat.
Why did the man get so sad his computer had a virus?
It was a terminal illness.
I visited a coffee shop where the Wifi password was wedonthavewifi.
It was a very frustrating conversation with the cashier.
I got a asked to leave karaoke night for singing "Danger Zone" seven times in a row. I had exceeded the allowed number of Loggins attempts.
Hey baby, are you a cloud server?
Because I have something to upload from my hard drive.
Did you hear about the guy who got fired from the Keyboard Factory?
He didn't put enough shifts in.
What's the tastiest part of a floppy disk?
The cookie!
My dog ate my computer science homework.
It took him a couple of bytes.
I was testing the speaker phone on the intercom on our landline with my father yesterday.
It started to make that annoying noise. My old man said it was too close to call.
I asked the bartender for the WiFi password but he told me to buy a drink first. So I ordered a Moscow Mule and asked him again. He handed me a card with the password. It said:
"Buy a drink first" ... no spaces, all lowercase."
Used to never be able to use the WiFi at my farm until I moved my router to the barn.
Now I have a stable connection.
Computers cannot make good boxers because their bark is worse than their byte.
It doesn't matter if my wife tells me Im not mature
Im not going to let her enter my tree house without the right password.
Why did the computer come with airbags?
In case it crashed.
Why did the computer leave the restroom crying?
It said, "it hurts when IP."
My sister's laptop is so sassy and fun, it loves to play disc-o music.
I took all the punctuation marks off of the judge's keyboard.
I expect a long sentence.
I want anarchy
Because my keyboard is missing one.
Why do you need a password to make a camp fire?
So you can log in.
I was waiting at the hotel's lobby when the WiFi was disconnecting from time to time.
I really hated that reception.
What do Russians call a bad WiFi connection?
Inter-NIET
My wifi password is the cat's birthday month
Feb-paw-hairy
Why was the computer coughing?
It had a virus.
I'm not like other keyboards...
I'm qwerty
A good workman doesn't blame his fools
\*tools.
Stupid keyboard.
My Wifi password is "writtenontherouter"
And I let all my guests walk to the router and let them unsuccessfully try to use the initial password until I tell them it's literally "writtenontherouter".
People need to be careful about computers at all times because they byte.
One day, I carried my laptop to the zoo because I wanted a RAM upgrade so I would have lots of memory when I came back.
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