What happens when you turn on a computer?
You turn it's floppy disk into a hard disk.
Interesting that illegally copying on computers is known as piracy.
I suppose you CTRL C
I left my job at the keyboard factory today. To be honest, I had been looking for an Escape for a while.
I took all the punctuation marks off of the judge's keyboard.
I expect a long sentence.
Apparently Dracula sets up a password for every website so he can click on Your Account.
Why did the computer come with airbags?
In case it crashed.
Why can't elephants use computers?
Because they're scared of the mouse.
Did you hear about the Wi-Fi wedding?
The ceremony was awful, but the reception was great!
My father said that there was a bug on my computer. The bug was trying to eat one byte at a time.
It doesn't matter if my wife tells me Im not mature
Im not going to let her enter my tree house without the right password.
I joined a support group for former computer hackers.
Anonymous Anonymous.
Q. What happened when the computer geeks met?
A. It was love at first site!
I'm really obsessed with the F1 key on my keyboard. I'm trying to get help.
German Wi-Fi is the WURST.
Where do all the cool mice live? In their mousepads.
My wife asked: "What's our WiFi?"
I said: It's an internet connection that works wirelessly through something called a modem. Why?"
She hasn't spoken to me all week.
I for one
is something you might do if you had a broken keyboard
I came into the office early and switched as many M and N keys on keyboards as I could. Some might say I'm a monster...
But others will say nomster
How do you come up with a secure password to protect yourself against hackers?
Just make it the last 10 digits of pi.
Q. Where do computers keep their money?
A. In a data bank.
What's the tastiest part of a floppy disk?
The cookie!
I visited a coffee shop where the Wifi password was wedonthavewifi.
It was a very frustrating conversation with the cashier.
I was waiting at the hotel's lobby when the WiFi was disconnecting from time to time.
I really hated that reception.
The computer said my password needed at least eight characters and at least one number, so I changed it to Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
Dear keyboard manufacturers, I'm writing to request a redesign so that g and t wouldn't be right next to each other. Retards
I always love pressing F5 on my keyboard.
It's so refreshing.
My doctor must think I have a bad hard drive
He said he needed to C:
If a cat broke your computer...
Would it be that an error has o-purred ?
I couldn't stop laughing when my father warned my brother, saying, "If you hack my Microsoft Office, I will find you, you have my Word".
Why was the IT guy in the hospital?
He touched the firewall.
In an attempt to deter computer hackers I've changed all my passwords to 'Brazil Nut'
That will be a hard one to crack.
My computer became self aware and asked for a snack.
I replied, "Sorry I'm fresh out of computer chips."
I now pronounce you husband and wifi
You may kiss the bride goodbye.
Why did the computer spy get fired?
She couldn't hack it.
The FBI are raiding an alleged spy's apartment when they discover a hard drive labeled "KGB".
One of the agents holds it up with a look of confusion and says, "Why wouldn't he just write 1 TB?"
My computer crashed and I lost all the notes I'd saved for the book I'm working on called "1,001 cures for itches."
I guess I'll have to start again from scratch.
My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer.
I'm not too worried, I think she's jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf.
If cheese were downloadable, then I'd try to throw my hard drive as far as possible.
What I'm saying is, I'd chuck e-cheese.
What is it called when an IT person gets surgery on their fingers?
Tech knuckle support.
What do you call a gushing keyboard?
sqwerty
Q. What is a popular search engine for ghosts?
A. GHOULgle!
Ever hear about the computer programmer who moved to Mexico?
He wanted to be a Señor developer.
An American guy visits a friend in Scotland.
When he arrives at his friend's house, he asks "Can I use your Wifi?"
The friend looks a bit perplexed, but then he smiles and says, "Sure ye can, she's up th' stairs."
Playing the keyboard is...
my type of music.
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
Why do you need a password to make a camp fire?
So you can log in.
I left my laptop outside on the picnic table, and when I came back, the keyboard was covered in ants...
...It took a while to herd them together but I finally got them all under control.
I can relate to my computer so much. Even I go to sleep after 25mins of inactivity.
My keyboard is missing a key. I lost ctrl.
Why did the PowerPoint presentation cross the road?
To get to the other slide.