What do hackers do on a boat?
Phishing.
Today my "O" button on my keyboard stopped working.
Maybe it was a sign I should've stopped o-ppressing the keyboard.
My mom told me that sitting on a computer 8 hours a day in unhealthy
I said: But, mom that's why I am using a chair.
Computers cannot make good boxers because their bark is worse than their byte.
Apparently my password needs to be capitals only so I've changed it to LONDONMADRIDROME.
Why do microwaves always mess up WiFi...
...when every one I've tried creates hotspots?
Where are dramatic hard drives from?
Oh I/O
Up until now, I always thought that all the cool mice would get together and live in my mousepad. Now when I know the truth, I feel quite broken.
I felt sad for my brother's computer being overclocked because I heard the processor say, "Stop it! It hertz so much!".
I took all the punctuation marks off of the judge's keyboard.
I expect a long sentence.
Why do computers wear glasses?
To improve their web-sight.
How big is a clown's hard drive?
50 GiggleBytes
A good workman doesn't blame his fools
\*tools.
Stupid keyboard.
What do you call a computer that plays tennis?
A server
What did the eyewitness tell the cops after a computer robbed a bank?
It went data way!
I fell asleep on my phone the other day. It downloaded a nap.
My computer wants to build a snowman.
It's frozen.
What do you call a gushing keyboard?
sqwerty
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.
What did the baby computer call its father?
Data.
*Creating password*
"MTWTFSS_MTWTFSS"
ERROR: [Password two week]
I'm really obsessed with the F1 key on my keyboard. I'm trying to get help.
Asked the librarian rather loudly for the wifi password. He said "Sshhhhhh!" I asked "is that all lower case?"
I imagine eventually there will be a day when we have a WiFi hotspot on Mt. Everest.
Only then will we reach peak internet.
IF YOU GUYS SEE A LINK ON FACEBOOK THAT SAYS "GET A MILLION DOLLARS FOR FREE" DON'T CLICK ON IT.
IT IS A VIRUS THAT PUTS YOUR PHONE'S KEYBOARD ON CAPS LOCK.
Where do all the cool mice live? In their mousepads.
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of crime?
They just ransomware.
What do you get when you cross a computer with an elephant? Lots of memory!
My Wifi password is "writtenontherouter"
And I let all my guests walk to the router and let them unsuccessfully try to use the initial password until I tell them it's literally "writtenontherouter".
Why did the computer come with airbags?
In case it crashed.
Did you hear about the Wi-Fi wedding?
The ceremony was awful, but the reception was great!
I now pronounce you husband and wifi
You may kiss the bride goodbye.
Which keyboard shortcut doesn't work if you're incontinent?
Ctrl-P
My wireless keyboard isn't working
I guess I need to re-pair it.
Q. Why couldn't the dinosaur play games on the computer?
A. Because he ate the mous
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Edit*: sorry it seems as the CTRL button on my keyboard isn't working
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.
Why did the computer crash?
It had a bad driver!
Why was the computer coughing?
It had a virus.
Why did the computer squeak? Because someone stepped on its mouse!
Where do computers go to dance?
The disk-O.
What's the tastiest part of a floppy disk?
The cookie!
What's the sketchiest button combo on a computer keyboard?
Shift + T
If cheese were downloadable, then I'd try to throw my hard drive as far as possible.
What I'm saying is, I'd chuck e-cheese.
Playing the keyboard is...
my type of music.
I know when I store files, my computer gets hungry. It starts telling me about the bytes I use and how many are remaining for him to fill up completely.
Was going to change my password to MilkyTea but apparently that's too weak.
Why is the 7 key on the keyboard so afraid?
Because the & is near
Dancing Queen used to have a lot of profanity in its lyrics, but after computers became common
No-one needed an ABBA cuss
My computer was running pretty hot
Until I downloaded some fan art, and now it's working better.
Go to BabaMail
