Funny News Headlines

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Flashier Great Tits Produce Stronger Sperm, Bird Study Shows.
Republicans Turned Off By Size Of Obama’s Package
Bank Drive-in Window Blocked by Board
Alzheimer's Center Prepares For An Affair To Remember.
Is There A Ring Of Debris Around Uranus?
Grandmother Of Eight Makes Hole In One
Arson Suspect is Held in Massachusetts Fire
Deaf College Opens Doors to Hearing
Cold Wave Linked To Temperatures
Miners Refuse To Work After Death
Man is Fatally Slain.
Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim
Chick Accuses Some of Her Male Colleagues of Sexism
Foul Play Suspected In Death Of Man Found Handless, Bound And Hanged
Child’s Death Ruins Couple’s Holiday
Federal Agents raid gun shop, find weapons
Circumcision Now Seen As Pointless.
Death Causes Loneliness, Feeling Of Isolation
Stolen Prosthetic Arm Discovered in a Secondhand Shop.
Dealers Will Hear Car Talk At Noon
Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
Flat earthers fear 6 feet social distancing could push some people over the edge.
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges.
Nicaragua Sets Goal to Wipe out Literacy.
Hospitals Are Sued By 7 Foot Doctors
Two Soviet Ships Collide - One Dies.
CRIME: Sheriff Asks For 13.7% Increase
Deaf mute gets new hearing
Juvenile Court Tries Shooting Defendant
An Australian army vehicle worth $74,000 has gone missing after being painted with camouflage.
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