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Funny News Headlines

Flashier Great Tits Produce Stronger Sperm, Bird Study Shows.
Miners Refuse to Work after Death.
Milk Drinkers are Turning to Powder.
Nicaragua Sets Goal to Wipe out Literacy.
Man is Fatally Slain.
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group.
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges.
Two Soviet Ships Collide - One Dies.
Two Sisters Reunite after Eighteen Years at Checkout Counter.
Alzheimer's Center Prepares For An Affair To Remember.
Circumcision Now Seen As Pointless.
Hypochondriacs aren't OK
Have your home exterminated. Get rid of aunts.
Goldfish Is Saved From Drowning
Gas rig men grilled by villagers - The Oxford Times
Four Battered In Fish And Chip Shop
Foul Play Suspected In Death Of Man Found Handless, Bound And Hanged
Filming in cemetery angers residents - The Evening Standard
Federal Agents raid gun shop, find weapons
Deaf mute gets new hearing
Deaf College Opens Doors to Hearing
CRIME: Sheriff Asks For 13.7% Increase
Crash courses for private pilots - The Daily Telegraph
Chef Throws His Heart Into Helping Feed The Needy
British Union Finds Dwarfs in Short Supply
Bodies Needed To Look After Graveyard
Bodies in garden are a plant says wife
Bank Drive-in Window Blocked by Board
Autos killing 110 a day, let's resolve to do better
Arson Suspect is Held in Massachusetts Fire