What do you call a Greek philosopher who loves rice? Arisotto.
Brother: "My friend John is in Greece studying abroad." My Dad: "What's her name?"
The Greeks make the best cheese You feta believe it!
What do you call the Greek God of Mexican chickens? Apollo
Other people had drugs in school, but I brought Greek cheeses. That way I could have math and feta cheese.
In Greek Mythology, Chiron was not only half man and half horse, he was also a doctor of medicine That made him the centaur for disease control.
What does a Greek machine need to work? Greece.
How do you get in contact with a Greek architect? You column.
I've been dying to go to Greece on vacation. But all they serve is bar food.
What do you call the Greek version of Spider-Man? Pita Parker.
A few years ago, I had a job translating pre-Classical Greek literature into Braille. It feels like ancient history.
What's the name of the machine the ancient greeks used to calculate how best to fight hybrid monsters? The antichimera mechanism.
What do you call a Greek love song? An Aphro-ditty.
How do Greek gods say sorry to one another "I Apollo-gise"
I can't stand Greek salads. I like un-feta'd access to my greens.
Some people say Greece should stop using the euro as currency... I think they're being over-drachmatic.
Who is the most famous actor in Greece ? John Travolta.
My son claims that he identifies as an ancient Greek string instrument. Frankly, I think he's a lyre.
What did the prehistoric Greeks call their goddess of love? Troglodite.
Have you seen the Greek book that became a movie? You odyssey it.
Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
Which ancient Greek Philosopher had a foot fetish? Play-toe. Or was it Sock-rates?
If Russia attacked Turkey from behind do you think Greece would help?
What is a Greek dog’s favorite dessert? Barklava!
A soda can, a gas tank and the Greek god Eros walked into a bar? The bartender shook his head, “Here comes trouble.” A patron at the bar said, “What’s wrong?” The bartender replied, “Those guys get together and they become cantankeros.”
In Ancient Greece, people who had beliefs contrary to the worship of Poseidon were executed for Heresea.
A lot of William Shakespeare’s plays were based off of old Greek and Roman performances That's playgarism if you ask me.
If you don’t have a lot of figurines from Ancient Greek mythology, I can give you a mini tour.