These Greece Puns are really slick...

What is the capital of Greece?
G.
In Ancient Greece, people who had beliefs contrary to the worship of Poseidon were executed for Heresea.
What does a Greek machine need to work?
Greece.
Other people had drugs in school, but I brought Greek cheeses.
That way I could have math and feta cheese.
Brother: "My friend John is in Greece studying abroad."
My Dad: "What's her name?"
The Greeks make the best cheese
You feta believe it!
What do you call the Greek God of Mexican chickens?
Apollo
What's the difference between Greek yogurt and regular yogurt?
Greek yogurt has a rich cultural history.
In Greek Mythology, Chiron was not only half man and half horse, he was also a doctor of medicine
That made him the centaur for disease control.
I've been dying to go to Greece on vacation.
But all they serve is bar food.
What's the name of the machine the ancient greeks used to calculate how best to fight hybrid monsters?
The antichimera mechanism.
A company from Israel took over the Greek national cheese factory in Greece
Now it's called the Cheeses of Nazareth.
What do you call the Greek version of Spider-Man?
Pita Parker.
A few years ago, I had a job translating pre-Classical Greek literature into Braille.
It feels like ancient history.
Historians have discovered a new Greek God who didn’t excel at anything.
His name was mediocretese.
What do you call a Greek love song?
An Aphro-ditty.
What do you call a Greek philosopher who loves rice?
Arisotto.
I can't stand Greek salads.
I like un-feta'd access to my greens.
Some people say Greece should stop using the euro as currency...
I think they're being over-drachmatic.
How did citizens of Ancient Greece measure land for crops?
By Demeter.
My son claims that he identifies as an ancient Greek string instrument.
Frankly, I think he's a lyre.
What did the prehistoric Greeks call their goddess of love?
Troglodite.
What is a Greek dog’s favorite dessert?
Barklava!
Why do people in Greece not wake up until noon?
Because Dawn is tough on greece.
Which ancient Greek Philosopher had a foot fetish?
Play-toe.
Or was it Sock-rates?
If Russia attacked Turkey from behind do you think Greece would help?
How do Greek gods say sorry to one another
"I Apollo-gise"
A soda can, a gas tank and the Greek god Eros walked into a bar?
The bartender shook his head, “Here comes trouble.” A patron at the bar said, “What’s wrong?” The bartender replied, “Those guys get together and they become cantankeros.”
If you don’t have a lot of figurines from Ancient Greek mythology, I can give you a mini tour.
Have you seen the Greek book that became a movie? You odyssey it.