I’ll have a crocodile sandwich please, and make it snappy!
What do you call an alligator that sneaks up and bites you from behind?
A tail-gater.
What do alligators and Windows have in common?
Neither of them has enough bytes!
Did you hear about the croc calling the frog? He just croc-o-dialled.
If you need to share out your to-do list, just be a dele-gator.
A boy sees an alligator in the zoo and shouts,
“Hey, are you a caiman?”
The alligator replies, “I’m alright, thanks, kid!”
What do you call an alligator that will only eat sacrificed lambs?
A hallaligator.
I went to the zoo the other day and saw an alligator that will only eat finely chopped food.
It was an alligrator.
Why shouldn’t you shoot an alligator?
He’ll just bite the bullet and make the best of it.
What do you get when you cross an alligator and a crocodile.
A funeral.
A crocodile tried to copy a rooster to wake his friends one morning, he went croc-a-doodle do.
Why don't alligators like fast food?
Because it is difficult to catch.
What do you get if you cross an alligator with a flower?
I don’t know, but I will not smell it!
Did you hear about the croc and rooster that had a kid together?
It was a crocadoodledoo.
How many limbs does an alligator have?
It all depends on what he ate for lunch, dinner and breakfast.
Why should you be careful not to insult a crocodile?
It may come back to bite you in the butt.
You are really talented. You should join a punk-croc band.
Did you hear about the law firm with the most intimidating lawyers?
It’s filled with liti-gators.
What do you call a crocodile that keeps breaking the law?
A crookadile.
What do you get if you put an alligator in a blender?
Gatorade.
It's just a lot of croc 'n' roll.
What kind of croc hangs out in back passages around town?
An Alley-gator.
Did you here about the croc with a serious drug addiction?
It was a crackodile.
Alligators can live up to 100 years…
Which is why there’s a chance that they will see you later.
What do you call an alligator who’s your friend?
A pal-igator.
If you need a mystery-solving, just call an in-vesti-gator.
Why won’t crocodiles attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy!
How about the stylish female crocodile, she's every inch a frock-o-dile.
If someone says, “See you later alligator,” you must respond with, “In a while crocodile.”
It’s in the bye laws.
Let's play some scrabble, I just need to get the croc-a-tiles.
What’s an alligator’s favorite dip?
Croc-amole.
My favorite music is by Spandau Croc-quet.
I like you, you croc my world.
What's the opposite of a positive crocodile?
A negator
What do you call an alligator who is holding a compass?
A navigator.
Why was the crocodile invited to glamorous parties?
Because she was a snappy dresser.
I told the other alligator to stay outside, he cai-man anyway.
Why should you never ever play texas hold'em with a crocodile?
You will literally lose every hand.
What type of flooring do alligators have in their homes?
Rep-tiles.
Did you hear about the constipated crocodile?
It was a crockashit.
What is a nerdy alligator’s favorite programming language?
Jaw-va.
What’s the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Alligators will see you later, crocodiles in a while.
If you ever need directions, call for a navi-gator.
What is the most effective way to cook a crocodile?
In a croc pot.
Why don’t alligators watch movies?
Because they live in swamps.
Have you seen the gators on skateboards, they are great alli-skaters.
Did you know alligators can grow up to 18 feet?
But most of them only have four!
What do dehydrated alligators drink?
Gatorade.
Why are alligators long and green?
Because if they were small and red, they would be tomatoes.
The weather's getting colder, I really fancy some hot croc-o-late.
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