What do you call an alligator who is holding a compass?
A navigator.
What do crocodiles wear to keep their legs dry in the water?
Gaiters.
What do you get if you cross an alligator with a flower?
I don’t know, but I will not smell it!
What did the alligator say to the other alligator that was in the way?
“Please move, I need to get bayou.”
When a girl saw a sad alligator at the zoo she asked him; hey are you cai-man?
If a crocodile never admits he is wrong, he must be in de-nile..
If you ever need directions, call for a navi-gator.
What does an alligator do when he loses his tail?
It goes to a re-tail store.
A French photographer and his friend from Czechoslovakia were visiting Australia.
Unfortunately, one day they got too close to a nesting site and were attacked and eaten by a pair of crocodiles.
The female ate the Frenchman.
The Czech was in the male.
Did you know alligators can grow up to 18 feet?
But most of them only have four!
It's just a lot of croc 'n' roll.
I like you, you croc my world.
The weather's getting colder, I really fancy some hot croc-o-late.
What do alligators and Windows have in common?
Neither of them has enough bytes!
What do you call it when a Crocodile becomes an Elvis Impersonator?
Crocabilly
What do you call an alligator that has all the other gators at the swamp crown around him?
A congregator.
Did you hear about the croc and rooster that had a kid together?
It was a crocadoodledoo.
Why shouldn’t you shoot an alligator?
He’ll just bite the bullet and make the best of it.
A crocodile tried to copy a rooster to wake his friends one morning, he went croc-a-doodle do.
What has 80 teeth and 2 eyes ?
A crocodile.
Did you here about the croc with a serious drug addiction?
It was a crackodile.
If you need a mystery-solving, just call an in-vesti-gator.
Why are alligator comedians so funny?
Their wit is as razor sharp as their teeth!
What’s the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Alligators will see you later, crocodiles in a while.
What type of flooring do alligators have in their homes?
Rep-tiles.
Whichever gator stole all the food, we'll catch the crook-a-dile.
Did you hear about the crocodile who was unable to mate?
He had a reptile dysfunction.
A guy wearing a suit and tie walks into a bar with an alligator…
He walks up to the bartender and asks, “Do you serve lawyers here?”
“Yes sir, we do,” says the bartender.
The guy smiles and says, “Great. Then I’ll have a beer, and my ‘gator will have a lawyer.”
What’s the difference between a dog and a gator?
A dog’s bark is worse than its bite.
Did you hear about the croc calling the frog? He just croc-o-dialled.
What is the most effective way to cook a crocodile?
In a croc pot.
Why should you be careful not to insult a crocodile?
It may come back to bite you in the butt.
What do you call an alligator who’s your friend?
A pal-igator.
Why are alligators long and green?
Because if they were small and red, they would be tomatoes.
What's the opposite of a positive crocodile?
A negator
What card game do crocodiles like playing?
Snap!
Did you hear about the constipated crocodile?
It was a crockashit.
How many limbs does an alligator have?
It all depends on what he ate for lunch, dinner and breakfast.
What do you get if you put an alligator in a blender?
Gatorade.
What do you call an alligator who is wearing crocs on his feet?
A traitor.
What do dehydrated alligators drink?
Gatorade.
Alligators can live up to 100 years…
Which is why there’s a chance that they will see you later.
When alligators need energy, they just slug down some gator-ade.
How about the stylish female crocodile, she's every inch a frock-o-dile.
What do you call a reptile that works on a farm?
An irri-gator.
What do alligators call human children?
Appetizers.
If you need to share out your to-do list, just be a dele-gator.
What’s worse than one crocodile coming to dinner?
Two crocodiles coming to dinner.
Why don't alligators like fast food?
Because it is difficult to catch.
What is good at maths and related to a crocodile?
A calcu-gator
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