Crocodile Puns

These alligator puns will croc your world.

What’s an alligator’s favorite dip?
Croc-amole.
What do you call an alligator that makes others fight?
An instigator.
Whichever gator stole all the food, we'll catch the crook-a-dile.
If you ever need directions, call for a navi-gator.
Why won’t crocodiles attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy!
If a crocodile never admits he is wrong, he must be in de-nile..
What is a crocodiles favourite dessert?
Brandy snaps.
Why should you be careful not to insult a crocodile?
It may come back to bite you in the butt.
A crocodile tried to copy a rooster to wake his friends one morning, he went croc-a-doodle do.
How about the stylish female crocodile, she's every inch a frock-o-dile.
What do you get when you cross an alligator and a crocodile.
A funeral.
I’ll have a crocodile sandwich please, and make it snappy!
Why shouldn’t you shoot an alligator?
He’ll just bite the bullet and make the best of it.
What is a nerdy alligator’s favorite programming language?
Jaw-va.
What do you get if you cross an alligator with a flower?
I don’t know, but I will not smell it!
What do you call people who are obsessed with crocodiles?
Crocophiles.
When a girl saw a sad alligator at the zoo she asked him; hey are you cai-man?
Who gives crocodiles presents on Christmas?
Santa Jaws!
What is the most effective way to cook a crocodile?
In a croc pot.
What do you get if you put an alligator in a blender?
Gatorade.
What do dehydrated alligators drink?
Gatorade.
What do you call an alligator that will only eat sacrificed lambs?
A hallaligator.
What do alligators and Windows have in common?
Neither of them has enough bytes!
What is good at maths and related to a crocodile?
A calcu-gator
A guy wearing a suit and tie walks into a bar with an alligator…
He walks up to the bartender and asks, “Do you serve lawyers here?”
“Yes sir, we do,” says the bartender.
The guy smiles and says, “Great. Then I’ll have a beer, and my ‘gator will have a lawyer.”
My pet crocodile needs help
Can I give him gatorade or does it only work for alligators?
What do you call a SWAT team of alligators?
Gator-raid.
Did you hear about the constipated crocodile?
It was a crockashit.
I went to the zoo the other day and saw an alligator that will only eat finely chopped food.
It was an alligrator.
What did the alligator say to the other alligator that was in the way?
“Please move, I need to get bayou.”
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