What do you call a crocodile that likes to bowl?
An alley-gator!
What’s an alligator’s favorite dip?
Croc-amole.
Why should you never ever play texas hold'em with a crocodile?
You will literally lose every hand.
What do you call a SWAT team of alligators?
Gator-raid.
What do you call an alligator that will only eat sacrificed lambs?
A hallaligator.
Why was the crocodile invited to glamorous parties?
Because she was a snappy dresser.
What card game do crocodiles like playing?
Snap!
Whichever gator stole all the food, we'll catch the crook-a-dile.
What do you call an alligator who’s your friend?
A pal-igator.
If you need a mystery-solving, just call an in-vesti-gator.
What do you get when you cross an alligator and a crocodile.
A funeral.
What do you call an alligator who is wearing crocs on his feet?
A traitor.
What do you call an alligator that has all the other gators at the swamp crown around him?
A congregator.
Any time I wear a t shirt with a picture of a crocodile on it, I feel a little sick.
I think I might be Lacoste intolerant.
What is a crocodiles favourite dessert?
Brandy snaps.
What do dehydrated alligators drink?
Gatorade.
Did you hear about the croc and rooster that had a kid together?
It was a crocadoodledoo.
What’s worse than one crocodile coming to dinner?
Two crocodiles coming to dinner.
What do you call it when a Crocodile becomes an Elvis Impersonator?
Crocabilly
When a girl saw a sad alligator at the zoo she asked him; hey are you cai-man?
What’s the difference between a dog and a gator?
A dog’s bark is worse than its bite.
What’s the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Alligators will see you later, crocodiles in a while.
Why shouldn’t you shoot an alligator?
He’ll just bite the bullet and make the best of it.
Did you hear about the law firm with the most intimidating lawyers?
It’s filled with liti-gators.
What has 80 teeth and 2 eyes ?
A crocodile.
If you ever need directions, call for a navi-gator.
What type of flooring do alligators have in their homes?
Rep-tiles.
You are really talented. You should join a punk-croc band.
A boy sees an alligator in the zoo and shouts,
“Hey, are you a caiman?”
The alligator replies, “I’m alright, thanks, kid!”
Why are alligators long and green?
Because if they were small and red, they would be tomatoes.
If you need to share out your to-do list, just be a dele-gator.
What do you get if you cross an alligator with a flower?
I don’t know, but I will not smell it!
What is the most effective way to cook a crocodile?
In a croc pot.
Why should you be careful not to insult a crocodile?
It may come back to bite you in the butt.
How many limbs does an alligator have?
It all depends on what he ate for lunch, dinner and breakfast.
Did you hear about the crocodile who was unable to mate?
He had a reptile dysfunction.
What do you call a crocodile that keeps breaking the law?
A crookadile.
What do alligators call human children?
Appetizers.
Why won’t crocodiles attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy!
Why don't alligators like fast food?
Because it is difficult to catch.
What do you call an alligator who is holding a compass?
A navigator.
I went to the zoo the other day and saw an alligator that will only eat finely chopped food.
It was an alligrator.
That alligator took great photos, he was a bit of a snapper.
Who gives crocodiles presents on Christmas?
Santa Jaws!
What do you call an alligator who kills bugs all day long?
A fumigator.
What do you get if you put an alligator in a blender?
Gatorade.
If a crocodile never admits he is wrong, he must be in de-nile..
Let's play some scrabble, I just need to get the croc-a-tiles.
Have you seen the gators on skateboards, they are great alli-skaters.
Did you here about the croc with a serious drug addiction?
It was a crackodile.
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