Did you hear about the croc and rooster that had a kid together?
It was a crocadoodledoo.
What do you get if you put an alligator in a blender?
Gatorade.
Why won’t crocodiles attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy!
What came first, the alligator or the crocodile?
The dinosaur.
My pet crocodile needs help
Can I give him gatorade or does it only work for alligators?
Did you hear about the croc calling the frog? He just croc-o-dialled.
What type of flooring do alligators have in their homes?
Rep-tiles.
Why don't alligators like fast food?
Because it is difficult to catch.
Alligators can live up to 100 years…
Which is why there’s a chance that they will see you later.
If you need a mystery-solving, just call an in-vesti-gator.
What’s worse than one crocodile coming to dinner?
Two crocodiles coming to dinner.
Why are alligator comedians so funny?
Their wit is as razor sharp as their teeth!
How many limbs does an alligator have?
It all depends on what he ate for lunch, dinner and breakfast.
What did the alligator say to the other alligator that was in the way?
“Please move, I need to get bayou.”
What do alligators and Windows have in common?
Neither of them has enough bytes!
It's just a lot of croc 'n' roll.
The weather's getting colder, I really fancy some hot croc-o-late.
Any time I wear a t shirt with a picture of a crocodile on it, I feel a little sick.
I think I might be Lacoste intolerant.
Why are alligators long and green?
Because if they were small and red, they would be tomatoes.
Whichever gator stole all the food, we'll catch the crook-a-dile.
What do you call a man who is too big for an alligator to eat?
A jawbreaker.
Why don’t alligators watch movies?
Because they live in swamps.
I’ll have a crocodile sandwich please, and make it snappy!
What do you call a crocodile that likes to bowl?
An alley-gator!
That alligator took great photos, he was a bit of a snapper.
What is the most effective way to cook a crocodile?
In a croc pot.
My favorite music is by Spandau Croc-quet.
What’s the difference between a dog and a gator?
A dog’s bark is worse than its bite.
If you ever need directions, call for a navi-gator.
How about the stylish female crocodile, she's every inch a frock-o-dile.
What do you call an alligator who is holding a compass?
A navigator.
Did you hear about the crocodile who was unable to mate?
He had a reptile dysfunction.
If you need to share out your to-do list, just be a dele-gator.
What do you call an alligator that has all the other gators at the swamp crown around him?
A congregator.
I went to the zoo the other day and saw an alligator that will only eat finely chopped food.
It was an alligrator.
What do dehydrated alligators drink?
Gatorade.
What do you call an alligator that makes others fight?
An instigator.
What do you call an alligator who’s your friend?
A pal-igator.
What happens when an alligator drives a boat?
He becomes a navigator.
What do you call people who are obsessed with crocodiles?
Crocophiles.
What do you get if you cross an alligator with a flower?
I don’t know, but I will not smell it!
What do alligators call human children?
Appetizers.
A crocodile tried to copy a rooster to wake his friends one morning, he went croc-a-doodle do.
What do crocodiles wear to keep their legs dry in the water?
Gaiters.
What’s the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Alligators will see you later, crocodiles in a while.
What does an alligator do when he loses his tail?
It goes to a re-tail store.
Some people like to play croc-quet.
What do you call an alligator that sneaks up and bites you from behind?
A tail-gator.
What do you get when you cross an alligator and a crocodile.
A funeral.
Alligators ask lots of questions, they'd make great interri-gators.
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