No intentional frowning is allowed here.
A baseball walks into a bar. The bartender throws him out.
What does Darth Vader say when he plays volleyball? May the spike be with you.
Is your eyesight as bad as your cell phone reception? Because that was a terrible call.
When you go with an army general onto a bowling alley, he will start bowling even before you enter his name on the scoreboard.
I hate when I have to stop scuba diving
If makes me deep-pressed
The target in soccer is to kick it where it counts.
It feels great to hit the ball again. It spin a long time.
During holidays, soccer referees send their families yellow cards.
What trophy does a stay-at-home defencemen win? The Snorris!
There is a commonality between a thanksgiving and a bowler guest. They both love turkey.
The chicken got sent off in the middle of the match because of their persistent fowl play.
I’ve been getting blitzed all game
Why are pilots so bad at basketball?
Because they're always traveling.
Why did the vegan go deep-sea fishing? Just for the halibut!
I have a lot of respect for fans of football teams that consist of only ghosts
They have a lot of spirit.
What do you get if you cross a ski instructor and a vampire?
Frostbite.
What happened when an icicle landed on the skier's head?
It knocked him out cold!
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Catch ya later.
I had a really good fantasy football team.
Then, My Luck ran out.
We’ll have a ball.
What did the mitt say to the baseball?
Hey baby, you're quite a catch.
Why did the baseball player decide to shut down his website?
It just wasn't getting any hits.
I really hate these strings. I can feel it in my gut.
The beauty with bowling is that you can get three strikes, but you still remain in the game.
Where is a basketball player's favorite place to eat?
Dunkin' Donuts
[Beer] This is my number one draft pick.
This summer is going swimmingly.
Would they get two minutes for tripping?
Not if they spliff the defence.
Why is a Tornado the best type of football player?
Because it always gets touchdowns.
In a conversation between one pin and another, one said, “Let us never split.”
Too bad my serve hit the tape. Well, at least they’ll LET me hit it again.
What’s a Movers favorite football team?
The Packers!
Why are frogs great outfielders?
Because they never miss a fly.
Footballers love one specific type of tea; penal-tea.
I like your tight end
Why did the ski instructor's love life always go downhill? The first thing the ladies noticed about him was his giant slalom.
What did the player on the Bumblebee basketball team say after making a foul shot?
Hive Scored!
Why did the blonde run backward?
She wanted to gain weight.
What does a bowler and a Thanksgiving guest have in common?
They both want a Turkey.
What trophy do you get if you never score any points? The Art Rouse.
Why was the potato fired from his job at the football stadium?
He was a horrible commentater.
What do you get when you run behind a car?
Exhausted!
What game do some skiers like to play on the road trip to the slopes?
Ice Spy With My Little Ice.
I could go on and on about Salming but I don't want to Borje.
Djokovic to his friends the morning after winning the U.S. Open: Is anyone hungry for some Denny’s? Because I would like another Grand Slam.
Why are Scandinavians the fastest runners in the world?
Because they start out near the Finnish line.
Where does a fisherman go to get his hair cut?
The fisherman goes to a bobber shop!
Which hulking left-winger could body-slam The Giant? Dave Andre-chuck.
Which commandment do baseball players hate the most? Thou shall not steal.