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Basketball players make good husbands. They never shoot their wives.
What type of stroke does a classical musician use when swimming?
The Bach stroke!
They say that volleyball is just mind over matter. Because in our minds, you don’t matter.
Why did the horny duck circle the baseball field?
She hoped to catch some fowl balls.
I’m a baseliner and I don’t know how to volley: my game would disappear if I went to no-man’s land.
Golfer: The doctor says I can’t play golf.
Caddie: Oh, he’s played with you, too, eh?
What do runners do when they forget something?
They jog their memory!
hat do you call it when a runner from Moscow starts a race at Red Square that ends in Finland?
Russian to the Finnish.
What do skiers get if they sit in the snow for too long?
Why can’t a car play football?
Because it only has one boot.
Where's the weak spot on a Scottish goalie? The fief hole.
What do you call a boat full of polite football players?
A good sportsman ship.
How do crazy runners go through the forest?
They take the psychopath!
If you doubt whether bowling is a sport, get it from me, that yes, it is a sport, but for people who have talent to spare.
This is one spray-cation to remember.
Why are Scandinavians the fastest runners in the world?
Because they start out near the Finnish line.
My wife drove our German car off the pier into the sea. The next day I went diving to look for it.
I got the Benz.
Everybody wants to light up a soccer stadium. However, this is only possible using a soccer match.
Did Cyclops the X-man play hockey? Yes, he enjoyed lasing up the skates.
Football is one habit I will never kick
Why was McGruff the Crime Dog ejected from the football game?
He was called for unnecessary gruffness!
My friend Elmer’s has gotten really good at tennis ever since he stuck to a healthier diet and went glue-ten free.
Kicking off the afternoon in the best way possible
Don’t be a wet noodle – join us!
If an Octopus were to play football, how many tackles per game would an Octopus have?
Which basketball team is the favorite at the North Pole?
The New York Old Saint Knicks.
What happened when an icicle landed on the skier's head?
It knocked him out cold!
In later years was the Great One in decline? Yes he was on the Wayne.
The density of this concrete leads me to believe one thing: it is a hard court.
Why do hitters find it so hard to be productive when they are indoors? They always work on an angle to play outside.