There is one commonality between a magician and a soccer player. They both do hat tricks.
My favorite sport is bowling cause I always strike out with girls.
The Montreal baseball team relocated to Tampa after being purchased by the
Exposito bros.
Scuba diving is a good hobby... if you wanna hit rock bottom.
The winning home run didn't surprise the hitter. He did it all without batting an eye.The baseball player loved his treadmill and all the home runs.
The walls in this tennis factory are so thin, that when I try to get some work done, all I hear is people making a racquet.
Which HOF defenceman was nicknamed The Gravedigger? Denis Plotvin.
When your putt lips out, what disease do you have?
Liprocy.
How do crazy runners go through the forest?
They take the psychopath!
Where do point guards take their dates to party after the game?
To a basket ball.
Why did the vampire strike out?
He used the wrong bat.
Soviet goaltenders got their hair cut at Vladislav's Tress-shack.
The crowd had filled up the venue and everyone was waiting for the bowling alley to open. Finally, they got the ball rolling.
Why were the volleyball players always tying in tic tac toe? Each time one of them sets an X, the other player just says O.
What do Walter Payton and Luke Skywalker have in common?
They both did great with a hand off!
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?
Because she’s always running away from the ball.
Birds too love cheering on their soccer teams. They egg them on.
Which violation do ghosts get called for the most in basketball?
Ghoul tending.
What do a great hitter and a boxer have in common?
Both are serious sluggers.
What do you call a professional beach volleyball player who doesn’t have a boyfriend or a girlfriend? Homeless.
What do you say when your dad wears a speedo to the pool?
Spee-don’t!
Which Finn is like a hotdog on the ice? Teemu Salami.
Spending time at the pool really floats my boat.
What trophy do you get if you never score any points? The Art Rouse.
What do you call a married couple who compete in the marathon side-by-side?
Running mates.
Where do spiders play football?
Webley Stadium.
The huddle is real
I’m not a bad putter…
I just can’t catch a break.
I surprised the judges at my last diving competition by performing a cannonball.
I made a huge splash.
What is American football called in other countries?
30.48 cm ball.
Which trophy has the most glitz? The Lady Bling.
Did I tell you about my new girlfriend who also plays football?
Yeah.. she‘s a keeper
What do you call a horse that is good at football?
Neighhhhh-mar.
Do you want to know what you get when you cross a newborn snake with a basketball? Really! Ooh you will end up with a bouncing baby boa.
My wife drove our German car off the pier into the sea. The next day I went diving to look for it.
I got the Benz.
No intentional frowning is allowed here.
I can’t believe I framed the ball in for a winner. Shank you!
Scrambled eggs are similar to a losing basketball team because both are beaten.
Hope you’re wide open on [date].
Why did the volleyball players line up from shortest to tallest? The coach wanted the team to switch from a 5-1 line up to a 6-2.
When the pitch is flooded, soccer players can still go on. They just need to bring on their subs.
How is it that elephants are always ready for a swim?
They never forget their trunks!
Why do the blondes prefer to have se* instead of bowling?
The balls are lighter, and you don't have to change shoes.
Why did the volleyball player have ropes and shoe strings? They wanted to tie the score.
When the defender was put in the box for spearing Jaromir Jagr, he
complained "but it was only a poke-Czech!"
What sport does the Koolaid man play?
Baseball. He's a pitcher.
I quit my job as a scuba diving instructor after my first day at work.
Deep down I realized it wasn’t for me.
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Catch ya later.
During holidays, soccer referees send their families yellow cards.
I feel tail great!
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