You cannot get a basketball game fairly officiated in the jungle because cheetahs are all over.
What happened to the skier who was injured the the top of the peak?
It's been all downhill from there.
Is your eyesight as bad as your cell phone reception? Because that was a terrible call.
How do ski instructors get to work?
By icicle.
The winning home run didn't surprise the hitter. He did it all without batting an eye.The baseball player loved his treadmill and all the home runs.
Why do hitters find it so hard to be productive when they are indoors? They always work on an angle to play outside.
There is one commonality between a magician and a soccer player. They both do hat tricks.
The judge sentenced the basketball player to life imprisonment because he shot the ball.
Is it ad-out again? I’m going to hit my breaking point.
Why can't tomatoes ever beat lettuce in a race?
Because lettuce is always a head, and tomatoes have to ketchup!
My friend was telling me about how a shark attacked her while she was diving
I told her, that bites.
What did the mitt say to the baseball?
Hey baby, you're quite a catch.
What do runners do when they forget something?
They jog their memory!
[Donuts] We’re going the hole nine yards for this game.
Good bowlers always keep their minds out of the gutter.
Every player knows pretty well that they cannot afford to go through life without goals.
If you make a mistake of playing basketball with pigs, they will hog the ball.
Spending time at the pool really floats my boat.
If you doubt whether bowling is a sport, get it from me, that yes, it is a sport, but for people who have talent to spare.
If you want a loyal marriage, get hitched to a basketball player. He will never pass you, rather he will keep you all to himself.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There were players on the other side.
What is a golfer’s worst nightmare?
The Bogeyman.
Softball is just like baseball
Except the tactics seem more underhanded.
What did the fisherman say to the card magician? Take a cod, any cod.
In a conversation between one pin and another, one said, “Let us never split.”
Why are frogs great outfielders?
Because they never miss a fly.
Why don't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is
If you happen to knock down all the pins, don’t be overly excited. Spare us the details.
How do you communicate with a fish? Drop it a line!
How many golfers does it take to change a lightbulb?
FORE!
What does the pope eat during lent? Holy mackerel!
"What are your thoughts on diving?"
"Well, I guess it's descent as a hobby."
What's the difference between a high-hit baseball and a maggot's father?
One is a pop fly and the other is a fly pop.
What do you call a small fish magician? A magic carpet
How many Winter Park ski instructors does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to screw it in, and two to say, "Nice Turns, Nice Turns!"
Why do golfers hate cake?
Because they might get a slice.
Why should you not play volleyball in court? Because you could get arrested.
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast.
The reason why bowling alleys are so quiet is such that you can hear a pin drop.
What does a volleyball player do when they go to prom? They spike the punch.
Why do the blondes prefer to have se* instead of bowling?
The balls are lighter, and you don't have to change shoes.
[Chips] This is what I call a chip shot.
What do you call the basketball move where you drink too much alcohol and score?
SlamDrunk!
I really hate these strings. I can feel it in my gut.
Wife: I’m sick and tired of your obsession with golf!
Husband: Why, is it driving a wedge between us?
Why was the potato fired from his job at the football stadium?
He was a horrible commentater.
Why did the pirate captain want to hire a baseball player?
He knew he had a chest protector.
How can you tell a vampire likes baseball? Every night he turns into a bat.
What do golf and se* have in common?
They’re two things you can enjoy even if you’re bad at both of them.
Basketball players at times get athletes foot. Come to think of it, it is like the missle toe astronauts get.
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