Would Gretzky have changed his name in order to play in Mexico?
Yes, The Great Juan did what it takes.
The beauty with bowling is that you can get three strikes, but you still remain in the game.
Jokes are a lot like American football.
If you haven't gotten anywhere with the first three tries, you'll need to rely on your punner.
Where do ghosts play volleyball at? At the volleyball corpse.
Why can't you tell a joke while ice fishing? Because it'll crack you up!.
What trophy do you get if you never score any points? The Art Rouse.
Don’t pass on this party – rush on over.
It is not really much about how you bowl, but instead how you roll.
Did you hear about the Owl that could play American football?
It was a superb_owl.
The reason why bowling alleys are so quiet is such that you can hear a pin drop.
Why did the baseball batter go crazy?
Because the pitcher only threw scewballs.
Kicking off the afternoon in the best way possible
What did the magician say to the fisherman?
"Pick a cod, any cod."
Golfer: The doctor says I can’t play golf.
Caddie: Oh, he’s played with you, too, eh?
Having a ball this weekend with my best friends
What might folks in Tokyo find between Godzilla's toes?
Slow runners.
Which classical Greek may have actually invented baseball?
Homer.
Why did the kicker finally decide to marry his high school sweetheart?
She was a fair catch!
Why is Cinderella bad at football?
Because she’s always running away from the ball.
What is the difference between a Yankees fan and a dentist?
One roots for the Yanks, and the other yanks for the roots. OUCH.
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast.
Why is learning to ski in France so difficult?
'Cause sometimes they won't Alp you.
What do golf and se* have in common?
They’re two things you can enjoy even if you’re bad at both of them.
You can forget about winning, princess. Because even Cinderella can’t get to this ball.
Hope you’re wide open on [date].
Where do players hide their marijuana?
Between the stash marks.
Did you hear the terrible rumor about the volleyball player? That’s what she set!
What’s the difference between a punter and punster?
A punster gets his kicks with bad puns like these!
Some call them opponents. We call them victims. It sounds like you have the right mindset to succeed on the court!
Why did the basketball player sign up for a crafting class?
He wanted to learn how to make baskets.
Will the Red Wings be able to replace their venerable captain Steve? No, because
when it comes to hockey smarts there is no Yzer man.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
The target in soccer is to kick it where it counts.
What do you call a winged insect that hits home runs?
A fly swatter.
What did one hillbilly say to another? I got a new fly rod and reel for my wife. Best trade I ever made.
Mary didn’t miss a first serve the entire match. It was not her fault she lost.
This is one spray-cation to remember.
What do you call the basketball move where you drink too much alcohol and score?
SlamDrunk!
Why should you swim in an ool instead of a pool?
Because there’s no “p” in it!
Why can't tomatoes ever beat lettuce in a race?
Because lettuce is always a head, and tomatoes have to ketchup!
Soviet goaltenders got their hair cut at Vladislav's Tress-shack.
Water you doing on [date]?
Seven days without playing soccer can make one weak.
The team’s star basketball player decided to remain at home the entire weekend. He didn’t want to be called out for travelling.
Which basketball team is the favorite at the North Pole?
The New York Old Saint Knicks.
Softball is just like baseball
Except the tactics seem more underhanded.
What's the greatest problem facing Poland?
The four-ten split.
I surprised the judges at my last diving competition by performing a cannonball.
I made a huge splash.
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, want me to jump off this chairlift for you? 'Cause I think I could fall for you.
Defeat in soccer is only bitter if you swallow it.
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