When the peach lost her mother, it left a deep pit in her heart.
I don't like cutting up a peach. I think it's because of the pits.
I tried calling my fruit friend thrice, but could not peach him, as his phone was out of peach.
This special peach school is for those Peach kids who are suffering from peach and hearing impairment.
Mom: Why did you shave the peaches!
Dad: The recipe asked for nectarines.
The peach sports organization rended a commercial peach for a game of peach ball.
The fruit started to stutter as it was suffering from peach deterioration.
At a restaurant, the peach said, "Hey, I would like a peach of cake for dessert, thank you!"
The fruit teacher taught figures of peach in today's class.
Who does the nectarine just do a hair transplant? Because it wants to become a peach.
Q: Where do fruits manufacture their money?
A: Peach Mint.
What would a peach say to its girlfriend or boyfriend? – “You will always have a peach of my heart, baby!”
Which word can be used to describe a peach that is surprised, shocked, or angry with strong emotion? – Speachless!
What did the Catholic Nectarine Priest say to the church? Peach be with you. It was a normal thing to hear from the pul-pit.
What do we call the period in between eating a peach? – It is called a pit stop.
The peach couple is in love. They seem to be born for peach other.
What did the nectarine say after the church service? The peacher gave a great sermon!
Sometimes, all you need is to shake a few trees to find the perfect peach for you.
Q: What kind of desserts does a turkey like?
A: Peach gobbler.
At a get-together, one fruit asked another "I was wondering how have you been". The other replied "Just peachy, isn't that grape?"
My mother told me to leave the peach cobbler alone on the table. But I couldn't help but watch the cobbler make the beautiful peach shoes.
After I helped a peach with some work, she said, "I really ap-peach-iate your help!"
What was the Peach's favorite surf band from the 60's? The Peach Boys.
The peach was late for work because it had to make some pit stops on the way.
Q: Why was the fruit not selected for the singing competition?
A: He has a flat peach.
Son: Hey dad, I stole a peach from the grocery store today.
Dad: Why?
Son: I don’t know, but I feel guilty. It’s a real pit in my stomach.
What does a cherry say when it delivers bad news? Don't fruit the messenger.The Peach President lost the presidential race because he got im-peached.
The peach couple from school is totally in love. They seem so perfect for peach other.
In the last peach race, I put $30 peach way on two new racers.
If you are wondering about the fuzziest character in the gaming world, well it is definitely Princess Peach.
I am a peach, and when my husband accompanies me, we are a pear.
Do you know why does your mother often shave a peach when cooking? Because she only needs nectarines for the recipe.
Which tool does a peach biologist often use for its experiment? – A peachtree dish (Petri dish).
What do fruit wear when they go swimming? A one-peach bathing suit.
Back in the early 2010s, the peach children loved to flock around to listen to Peach Pit.
Recently in a meeting at the greengrocer I work at, I asked my manager how he was doing. "Just peachy", he replied.
The only fruit that makes me feel fuzzy and warm is a peach.
Interesting fact: A nectarine can also be a peach if it does not have peach fuzz.
Whenever the peach father gets mad at his son, he just screams loudly: “You are the son of a peach!”
Woman’s Rejection: Sorry. I don’t date guys I pit-y
What do we call the period in between eating a peach? – It is called a pit stop.
I went to watch a play and there were so many peach errors in the dialogues.
On Valentine's Day, the peach said to his wife, "You will always have a peach of my heart!"
In North Korea, you can not throw fruits in the snow as they don't have the right to freeze peach
An inspirational speaker came to speak at the fruit stand today. He told us to peach for the stars.
I heard that my neighbor, who loved dried fruit, has passed away. May his soul rest in peach.
Why did the peach go to the therapist? It was in a pit of despair.
What song was the peach listening to? 'Stronger with Peach Tear'.
If you are wondering about a peach's favorite video game, well it's definitely 'Super Princess Peach'.
The United Nations gave its members a basket of peaches on 21 September - the International Peach Day.