When the mama peach found out that his child had failed his class, she was s-peach-less.
The United Nations gave its members a basket of peaches on 21 September - the International Peach Day.
Wondering about a peach's favorite sci-fi novel? It's 'When You Peach Me'.
The peach couple is in love. They seem to be born for peach other.
Did you hear about the scientist that studied nectarines? He won the Nobel Peach Prize.
Q: What do you call a really violent fruit?
A: A peach breaker
My father gave me a peach. I told him that I wanted a pear. So he gave me another peach.
During the summer break, I enrolled myself in a peach coding course.
What song was the peach listening to? 'Stronger with Peach Tear'.
Q: Where do fruits manufacture their money?
A: Peach Mint.
If you are wondering about the fuzziest character in the gaming world, well it is definitely Princess Peach.
What do we call the period in between eating a peach? – It is called a pit stop.
What did the nectarine say after the church service? The peacher gave a great sermon!
The nectarine academic is doing a Ph.D. in 'Peach and Language Psychology' from the University of Georgia.
Unlike peaches, nectarines don't have any fuzz, because they suffer from Alo-peach-ea.
A sad peach can be really pit-iful, sometimes.
Why didn’t the peach do well on its ACT? Because when it comes to education, it only gets a little STEM.
Q: What’s a nectarine?
A: A peach with balding problems.
I am a peach, and when my husband accompanies me, we are a pear.
My banana grandad got in an accident last year, he bruised like a peach!
How many peaches can you fit inside two cans? It depends how big the Toucans are and if they eat peaches.
My peach friend shaved for the first time the other day, he looks like a nectarine!
Do you know why does your mother often shave a peach when cooking? Because she only needs nectarines for the recipe.
What would a peach say to its girlfriend or boyfriend? – “You will always have a peach of my heart, baby!”
When the peach pit farewell to his friend, he said, "See you later, peach out".
Why did the daddy peach teach the child peach to shave? He was starting to grow peach fuzz.
This special peach school is for those Peach kids who are suffering from peach and hearing impairment.
If you are wondering about a peach's favorite game, it's peach ball.
Which tool does a peach biologist often use for its experiment? – A peachtree dish (Petri dish).
Woman’s Rejection: Sorry. I don’t date guys I pit-y
Whenever the peach gets angry, it looks at my face and screams: “You are just a peach of sh*t!”
Q: Why did the fruit stop for some time while driving?
A: It wanted to make a quick pit-stop
Q: What is a peach’s favorite book?
A: War and Peach
An inspirational speaker came to speak at the fruit stand today. He told us to peach for the stars.
A cued peach visual communication system is used with people suffering from peach and hearing impairment.
Recently in a meeting at the greengrocer I work at, I asked my manager how he was doing. "Just peachy", he replied.
When I got mugged on my way back from the greengrocers, I was peach-less!
What do we call a beautiful picture drawn by a peach artist? – It is a great peach of work.
Q: What kind of desserts does a turkey like?
A: Peach gobbler.
Why did the peach think he was a pear for a while? He was feeling awfully green at first, but eventually his face became red.
Why did the peach go to the therapist? It was in a pit of despair.
What do we call the period in between eating a peach? – It is called a pit stop.
I tried calling my fruit friend thrice, but could not peach him, as his phone was out of peach.
A peach biologist was looking for a peach-tree-dish for his upcoming experiment.
Whenever the peach father gets mad at his son, he just screams loudly: “You are the son of a peach!”
At a restaurant, the peach said, "Hey, I would like a peach of cake for dessert, thank you!"
"I just want some peach and quiet!," said the orange.
The fruit stutters because it suffers from a peach impediment.
What did the nectarine boxer say to his opponent? "You want a peach of me?"
What song do young peaches love listening to? 'Papa don't peach'.