Why did the peach go to the therapist? It was in a pit of despair.
Why didn’t the peach do well on its ACT? Because when it comes to education, it only gets a little STEM.
Recently in a meeting at the greengrocer I work at, I asked my manager how he was doing. "Just peachy", he replied.
My banana grandad got in an accident last year, he bruised like a peach!
The peach couple from school is totally in love. They seem so perfect for peach other.
I tried calling my fruit friend thrice, but could not peach him, as his phone was out of peach.
Woman’s Rejection: Sorry. I don’t date guys I pit-y
A cued peach visual communication system is used with people suffering from peach and hearing impairment.
What was the Peach's favorite surf band from the 60's? The Peach Boys.
Q: What kind of decisions do peaches make?
A: Fruitful ones.
Q: Why did the fruit go to the salon?
A: To peach her hair blonde.
The big play is in seven days, you better work on your peach enhancement techniques.
When the peach lost her mother, it left a deep pit in her heart.
My peach friend shaved for the first time the other day, he looks like a nectarine!
Q: What do you call a really violent fruit?
A: A peach breaker
My father gave me a peach. I told him that I wanted a pear. So he gave me another peach.
I heard that my neighbor, who loved dried fruit, has passed away. May his soul rest in peach.
We are thinking of spending the night at the peach house, by the shore.
The IT peach-guy is an expert in the field of peach synthesis.
Q: What happened to the peach who went to meet the knife?
A: He came back in many peaches.
Americans were preparing peach gelatos, to demonstrate it's right to freeze peach!
While breaking up with Princess Peach, Mario said "You are so peachy, I can't take it anymore".
How many peaches can you fit inside two cans? It depends how big the Toucans are and if they eat peaches.
The retiring orchard gardener made a farewell peach that was really heart-warming.
When the mama peach found out that his child had failed his class, she was s-peach-less.
An artist painted a wonderful fruit painting. It was a beautiful peach of work.
I met him yesterday, he was on his way to meet the counselor for a peach therapy session.
If you are wondering about the most important constitutional right of a peach citizen, well, it's none other than freedom of peach.
At a meeting, Mr. Tomato asked Mr. Peach, "Can you give me the peach cobbler's number, I need to mend my shoes".
The peach sports organization rended a commercial peach for a game of peach ball.
What's a vampire's most favorite fruit? It must be a neck-tarine peach.
The peach started acting all funny because it was really fuzzy.
What did the Catholic Nectarine Priest say to the church? Peach be with you. It was a normal thing to hear from the pul-pit.
Q: Why did no one like peach’s personality?
A: Because it had a heart of stone.
This special peach school is for those Peach kids who are suffering from peach and hearing impairment.
Do you know what is the most favourite fruit in the United States? – Mmm peach!
My mother says: “Leave that peach cobbler alone on the table!” However, I cannot help myself and sneak in to watch it making beautiful peach shoes.
After I helped a peach with some work, she said, "I really ap-peach-iate your help!"
Interesting fact: A nectarine can also be a peach if it does not have peach fuzz.
I went to watch a play and there were so many peach errors in the dialogues.
The nectarine academic is doing a Ph.D. in 'Peach and Language Psychology' from the University of Georgia.
Q: What would a peach love to pet?
A: A Pit Bull.
Son: Hey dad, I stole a peach from the grocery store today.
Dad: Why?
Son: I don’t know, but I feel guilty. It’s a real pit in my stomach.
Q: Who is Peach’s favorite actor?
A: Brad Pit.
The guilty conscience of stealing and consuming a whole peach is getting to me. I feel like there's a pit in my gut.
Did you hear about the scientist that studied nectarines? He won the Nobel Peach Prize.
Who does the nectarine just do a hair transplant? Because it wants to become a peach.
The peach couple is in love. They seem to be born for peach other.
Peaches tend to be really mean. After all, they have hearts of stone.
A peach biologist was looking for a peach-tree-dish for his upcoming experiment.
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