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Pickup lines that are actually romantic and heartfelt.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I would really love to run away with you.
Your beautiful face looks like a field of flowers.
I’m invisible. [Really?] Can you see me? [Yes]. How about tomorrow night?
Flowers like our minds, open at the right time. Mine has opened to receive your love.
Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
"When I'm older looking back at all of my finest memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you."
If I were a stop light, I would always turn red each time you pass by. In that way, I could stare at you longer.
Your hold on my heart is perennial, I’ll keep coming back always.
I hope you prefer men who take grooming seriously.
The earth laughs in flowers, so it must have been extremely happy the day you were born.
I can die happily now because I have just seen a piece of heaven.
The only crime I will ever commit is stealing your heart.
If you were a tear drop, I would never cry for the fear of losing you.
I always get cuts and bruises because every single day, minute and second i keep on falling in love with you.
Hey, is your name daisy? Because I can’t resist the urge to plant you right over my heart.
Hi, Cupid just called. He wanted me to tell you that he needs my heart back. Would you do that?
I would hate to see you go, but I love watching your leaves.
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
If you can join the seas and the rivers, why not join your lips and mine?
If you had eleven roses and you looked in the morror; then you'd see twelve of the most beatiful things in the world.
Roses are red
violets are blue.
You may not know this but
I’m falling for you.
My mom told me that life is like a deck of cards, so you must the be queen of hearts.
You have the prettiest smile I have ever seen.
They say that Disney World is "the happiest place on earth".
They've obviously never been in your arms.
Your eyes are as blue as the sea after a storm.
I hope you know CPR because you take my breath away.
You’re pretty and I’m damn cute. If we’re together, we would be pretty cute.
Excuse me, can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart.
You're eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean and baby, I'm all lost at sea.
You asked me what love was and I did not know how to answer it. Now I know it's a feeling that can not be mastered.
Hey, do you still remember me? Oh, that’s right. We only met in my dreams.
If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity.
You look like the morning sun after a long night of darkness.
Because of you, I laugh a little harder, cry a little less, and smile a lot more.
Please don’t go now. Else, I would have to go to the police station and report you to the cops. You just stole my heart.
I’m just wondering. Now that you’re here, who’s running heaven now?
Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one.
Honestly, I really lilac you.
I'm pretty sure I was blind before I met you.
(give a dozen plastic roses) "I'll stop loving you, when these roses die.
There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.
I am not your first love, but I would love to be the last.
If you wake up in a RED room, with no windows or doors, don't be alarmed, you're just in my heart.
Hi there, I heard you were looking for something locally grown? How about some organic and 100% locally grown companion?
Are you a healing plant? Because Aloe you Vera much
You stole my heart, so can I steal your last name?
Everything about you is perfect except one thing, you aren't married to me.
You must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
This morning I saw a flower and I thought it was the most beautiful thing i have ever seen; until I met you.
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