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Oil

In Grangemouth there's an oil refinery
A port, a canal and a winery
An to thrill you to bits
All the girls have 10 tits
That is if you count them in binary
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Greece!
Greece who?
Are Greece and oil the same thing?
Where does Extra Extra Virgin Olive Oil come from? Really ugly olives.
There was a Young Lady of Poole,
Whose soup was excessively cool;
So she put it to boil
By the aid of some oil,
That ingenious Young Lady of Poole.
What do Ents wear to the beach?
Sandalwood.
What do they use to get a tan?
Palm oil.
I thought I’d surprise my girlfriend for her birthday.
Her: “What are you doing? And why are you shirtless?”

Me: *smiles and nods*

Her: “And you’re covered in… baby oil?”

Me: “Well, you know how you always said I never glisten?”

Her: “Listen. You never listen.”

Me: “Oh..”