A man, during his night prays, asks God: "Oh, Lord... Why you’ve made women so beautiful?"
God replies: "So you can love them, my child."
"Fine, but my Lord, why you’ve made them so stupid?"
"So that they can love you back..."
What’s the definition of a perpetual bachelor?
A man who’s missed the opportunity to make a woman miserable.
Women sometimes make fools of men, but most guys are the do-it-yourself type.
Women spend more time wondering what men are thinking than men spend thinking.
When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90 % of their body... men are so polite they only look at the covered parts.
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.