Forgot Jokes

I used to store motivational quotes that I found online, onto the cloud, for whenever I needed some inspiration.
Unfortunately I forgot the password for my Google account.
I have no Drive.
I forgot my fork so tried to eat my lunch with just a spoon. It was pointless.
The guests were already at the door and we realized we forgot to make dessert. As a last-minute resort, my wife took the skillet, spread some frosting on it and said,
"Pancake".
An Old Husband and Wife Discuss Golf "How was your golf game, dear?" asked Jack's wife. "Well I was hitting pretty well, but my eyesight's gotten so bad I couldn't see where the ball went." "Well you're 75 years old now, Jack, why don't you take my brother Scott along?" suggested his wife. "But he's 85 and doesn't even play golf anymore," protested Jack. "But he's got perfect eyesight. He could watch your ball." his wife pointed out. The next day Jack teed off with Scott looking on. Jack swung, and the ball disappeared down the middle of the fairway. "Do you see it?" asked Jack. "Yup," Scott answered. "Well, where is it?" yelled Jack, peering off into the distance. "I forgot."
My father and I were leaving our hotel room in Iraq and he almost forgot his suitcase.
I said "Don’t forget your Baghdad."
If I had a nickel for every time my wife forgot to unplug her curling iron, I still wouldn't have a house.
If I had a nickel for every time someone forgot my name, I would be the first billionaire known as “man” or “fella.”
“God in his wisdom made the fly, And then forgot to tell us why.”

- Ogden Nash.
Did you hear that the list of famous vampires had a startling omission?
They forgot to Count Dracula!
Before he forgot to bring a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.
There are 21 letters in the alphabet right? Oh wait, I forgot u, r, a, q, t.
I forgot to put on deodorant this morning, so I went to the store on my way to work.
It was a quick pit stop.
I have known you quite a while,
When you talk, you make me smile.
A special friend, I will probably keep,
If you buy me a cool jeep.

It’s your birthday, I nearly forgot,
Searched on-line, bought you squat.
Hope you don’t turn all bitter,
Since you’ve never been a quitter.

I nearly quit, writing this verse,
Mind is blank, it’s a curse,
Soon your party will be here,
If I wake up, I’ll surely appear.

(Martin Dejnicki)
Why did the Buddhist gorilla get locked out of his monastery?
He forgot his monk-key
You forgot to pay your income tax so I'm coming to seize your ASSets.
I forgot my reusable bag, can I borrow one of yours?
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