Forgot

Why did the Buddhist gorilla get locked out of his monastery?
He forgot his monk-key
I forgot my reusable bag, can I borrow one of yours?
I have known you quite a while,
When you talk, you make me smile.
A special friend, I will probably keep,
If you buy me a cool jeep.

It’s your birthday, I nearly forgot,
Searched on-line, bought you squat.
Hope you don’t turn all bitter,
Since you’ve never been a quitter.

I nearly quit, writing this verse,
Mind is blank, it’s a curse,
Soon your party will be here,
If I wake up, I’ll surely appear.

(Martin Dejnicki)
An Old Husband and Wife Discuss Golf
An Old Husband and Wife Discuss Golf "How was your golf game, dear?" asked Jack's wife. "Well I was hitting pretty well, but my eyesight's gotten so bad I couldn't see where the ball went." "Well you're 75 years old now, Jack, why don't you take my brother Scott along?" suggested his wife. "But he's 85 and doesn't even play golf anymore," protested Jack. "But he's got perfect eyesight. He could watch your ball." his wife pointed out. The next day Jack teed off with Scott looking on. Jack swung, and the ball disappeared down the middle of the fairway. "Do you see it?" asked Jack. "Yup," Scott answered. "Well, where is it?" yelled Jack, peering off into the distance. "I forgot."
I used to store motivational quotes that I found online, onto the cloud, for whenever I needed some inspiration.
Unfortunately I forgot the password for my Google account.
I have no Drive.
You forgot to pay your income tax so I'm coming to seize your ASSets.
“God in his wisdom made the fly, And then forgot to tell us why.”

- Ogden Nash.
If I had a nickel for every time my wife forgot to unplug her curling iron, I still wouldn't have a house.
If I had a nickel for every time someone forgot my name, I would be the first billionaire known as “man” or “fella.”
I forgot to put on deodorant this morning, so I went to the store on my way to work.
It was a quick pit stop.
There are 21 letters in the alphabet right? Oh wait, I forgot u, r, a, q, t.
I forgot my fork so tried to eat my lunch with just a spoon. It was pointless.
Did you hear that the list of famous vampires had a startling omission?
They forgot to Count Dracula!
The guests were already at the door and we realized we forgot to make dessert. As a last-minute resort, my wife took the skillet, spread some frosting on it and said,
"Pancake".
Before he forgot to bring a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.
My father and I were leaving our hotel room in Iraq and he almost forgot his suitcase.
I said "Don’t forget your Baghdad."
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