I have known you quite a while, When you talk, you make me smile. A special friend, I will probably keep, If you buy me a cool jeep.
It’s your birthday, I nearly forgot, Searched on-line, bought you squat. Hope you don’t turn all bitter, Since you’ve never been a quitter.
I nearly quit, writing this verse, Mind is blank, it’s a curse, Soon your party will be here, If I wake up, I’ll surely appear.
An Old Husband and Wife Discuss Golf
"How was your golf game, dear?" asked Jack's wife.
"Well I was hitting pretty well, but my eyesight's gotten so bad I couldn't see where the ball went."
"Well you're 75 years old now, Jack, why don't you take my brother Scott along?" suggested his wife.
"But he's 85 and doesn't even play golf anymore," protested Jack.
"But he's got perfect eyesight. He could watch your ball." his wife pointed out.
The next day Jack teed off with Scott looking on. Jack swung, and the ball disappeared down the middle of the fairway.
"Do you see it?" asked Jack.
"Yup," Scott answered.
"Well, where is it?" yelled Jack, peering off into the distance.