What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog? He is mist.
What did the ghost buy at the bar? Boos!
What is the collective noun for Ghosts? Team spirit.
What do baby ghosts wear on Halloween? Pillowcases.
When the ghost blew his nose, lots of boo-gers came out.
Where is the Ghost’s bedroom located? Down the Hall-oween.
Why are Ghosts in such good shape? Plenty of exorcise and a good die-t.
What game do Ghost children play? Hide and shriek!
I feel like I have seen that ghost before...I must have deja boo.
Why do ghosts and demons get along so well? Demons are a ghoul’s best friend.
What did the ghost do at the red light? He came to a dead stop.
The best place for a ghost to go on holiday is The Dead Sea.
Why did the Ghosts win the soccer match? They scored more Ghouls.
How do ghosts wash their hair? Sham-boo.
When ghosts visit the seaside, they always get an i-scream.
What do Ghosts say when they are impressed? - That was spectre-cular!
What do you call a little ghost with a torn sheet? A hole-y terror.
What do you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman? A dead ringer.
When they want to relax, ghosts have a boo-ble bath.
A ghost's favourite pie flavour is boo-berry.
When the ghost went to a fancy restaurant, he decided to wear a boo-tie.
I found out yesterday that the Mexican dish ghosts like the most is a boo-ritto.
What happened to the man who didn’t pay his exorcist? His house was repossessed.
What do you do when a ton of ghosts show up at your house? Hope that it’s Halloween!
What do ghosts use to keep their hair in place? Scare-spray!
Where do ghosts go trick or treating? Dead ends.
What do Ghosts suffer from? Saturday fright fever.
What color sheet did the ghost wear on the 4th of July? Red, white, and boo.
What's a ghost's favorite makeup to wear? Mas-scare-a!
What did the ghost teacher say to her class? - Look at the board and I’ll go through it, again.
What advice do ghosts give their children? Only spook when spoken to.
Why do ghosts like elevators? They raise their spirits.
Why are Ghosts so lonely? They have nobody to lean on.
Panda ghosts love to eat bam-boo.
What kind of writer did the ghost hire to write his biography? A ghostwriter, duh.
Why do girl ghosts go on diets? So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
The bartender told the ghost they don't serve spirits after midnight.
What do you call a ghost of a man with a broken leg? A hobblin’ goblin.
What is a Ghost’s favourite film? Paranormal Activity.
Why wouldn’t the ghost eat liver? He didn’t have the stomach for it.
Where do Ghosts travel to for a holiday? South Aarghfricaargh.
What do you call a ghost who haunts fireplaces? A toastie ghostie.
Which soccer position does a Ghost play? Ghoulkeeper, of course.
Who did the ghost take to prom? His ghoulfriend.
What's a ghost with a broken leg called? A hoblin goblin.
When the ghost saw his wife he said 'you're not just cute, you're boo-tiful too!'
I just found out my Husband is a Ghost. I realised the moment he walked through the door.
Ghosts are terrible liars because you can see right through them.
What does the Ghost say when he sneezes? - Ach-ooooooooooooooooooooo!
Why do Ghosts avoid the rain? It dampens their spirits.
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