I just found out my Husband is a Ghost. I realised the moment he walked through the door.
Why did the Ghost turn down the job? He could not see himself doing it.
Who do vampires buy their cookies from? The Ghoul Scouts
Why did the game warden arrest the ghost? No haunting license.
When ghosts visit the seaside, they always get an i-scream.
A ghost's favourite pie flavour is boo-berry.
What do ghosts use to keep their hair in place? Scare-spray!
Why do girl ghosts go on diets? So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
How do ghosts wash their hair? Sham-boo.
Ghosts drop off their babies at the day-scare centre when they go to work.
What do you call a ghost who haunts fireplaces? A toastie ghostie.
Who did the ghost invite to his party? Any old friend he could dig up.
A boy ghost thought a girl ghost was cute so he asked if she would be his ghoul-friend.
How do ghosts stay fit? By exorcising daily.
What do Ghosts suffer from? Saturday fright fever.
Which soccer position does a Ghost play? Ghoulkeeper, of course.
How do ghosts take their eggs? Terri-fried.
What happened to the man who didn’t pay his exorcist? His house was repossessed.
Why didn't the ghost dance at the party? He had no body to dance with.
The comedian ghost had everyone in stitches - he was dead funny.
Which car is a Ghost’s favourite? It is between a Boogatti or a Rolls-Royce Phantom.
Where is the ghost going on holiday the next year? Lake Eerie.
What do you call a little ghost with a torn sheet? A hole-y terror.
Where do ghosts go trick or treating? Dead ends.
The bartender told the ghost they don't serve spirits after midnight.
How did the ghost get from New York to London? British Scare-ways.
When the ghost watched a sad movie he started boo-hooing.
What do you call a dull ghost? Boo-ring!
What do baby ghosts wear on Halloween? Pillowcases.
What's a ghost with a broken leg called? A hoblin goblin.
What advice do ghosts give their children? Only spook when spoken to.
Why did the ghost go to the big Labor Day sale? He’s a bargain haunter.
If you see a ghost, you should always say, 'How do you boo?'
What did the ghost buy at the bar? Boos!
Why are Ghosts in such good shape? Plenty of exorcise and a good die-t.
I feel like I have seen that ghost before...I must have deja boo.
What is a Ghost’s favourite treat? Ice-scream floats.
What is a Ghost’s favourite film? Paranormal Activity.
At the Italian restaurant, the ghoul ordered spook-ghetti for his main course.
The most useless room in a ghost's home in the living room.
What did the ghost who crashed the Halloween party say? - I’m here for the boos!
What kind of writer did the ghost hire to write his biography? A ghostwriter, duh.
Panda ghosts love to eat bam-boo.
A Ghost walks into a bar. No ones notices.
Why do ghosts and demons get along so well? Demons are a ghoul’s best friend.
The best place for a ghost to go on holiday is The Dead Sea.
Which is a Ghost’s favourite cheese? Ghoul-da Cheese.
I found out yesterday that the Mexican dish ghosts like the most is a boo-ritto.
What game do Ghost children play? Hide and shriek!
Where is the Ghost’s bedroom located? Down the Hall-oween.
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