When the ghost blew his nose, lots of boo-gers came out.
What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog? He is mist.
What do ghosts use to keep their hair in place? Scare-spray!
What did the ghost who crashed the Halloween party say? - I’m here for the boos!
What is a Ghost’s favourite toy to play with? Leg-oooooooooooooooo!
Why do Ghosts make such good company? They are full of spirit.
What is a Ghost’s favourite film? Paranormal Activity.
What sound do you hear when a Ghost explodes? kaBOOm!
What color sheet did the ghost wear on the 4th of July? Red, white, and boo.
Which soccer position does a Ghost play? Ghoulkeeper, of course.
What advice do ghosts give their children? Only spook when spoken to.
Why do ghosts like elevators? They raise their spirits.
How should you greet a Ghost? - Long time, no see.
Ghosts drop off their babies at the day-scare centre when they go to work.
How do ghosts wash their hair? Sham-boo.
Where does a ghost go on vacation? Mali-boo.
Who did the ghost take to prom? His ghoulfriend.
Why do Ghosts avoid the rain? It dampens their spirits.
What do Ghosts suffer from? Saturday fright fever.
What do Ghosts say when they are impressed? - That was spectre-cular!
What do you do when a ton of ghosts show up at your house? Hope that it’s Halloween!
What do you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman? A dead ringer.
Where is the Ghost’s bedroom located? Down the Hall-oween.
What is the collective noun for Ghosts? Team spirit.
The ghost was told off when he spook out of turn.
The best place for a ghost to go on holiday is The Dead Sea.
What game do Ghost children play? Hide and shriek!
Who do vampires buy their cookies from? The Ghoul Scouts
When ghosts visit the seaside, they always get an i-scream.
When they want to relax, ghosts have a boo-ble bath.
Where do fashionable ghosts shop for sheets? Bootiques.
Which is a Ghost’s favourite cheese? Ghoul-da Cheese.
How did the ghost get from New York to London? British Scare-ways.
Why did the ghost go to the big Labor Day sale? He’s a bargain haunter.
Why are Ghosts so lonely? They have nobody to lean on.
Why wouldn’t the ghost eat liver? He didn’t have the stomach for it.
What happened to the man who didn’t pay his exorcist? His house was repossessed.
How do ghosts take their eggs? Terri-fried.
Where did the ghost go on holiday? The Boohamas.
What's a ghost with a broken leg called? A hoblin goblin.
When the ghost watched a sad movie he started boo-hooing.
The bartender told the ghost they don't serve spirits after midnight.
What’s a monster’s favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet.
Which car is a Ghost’s favourite? It is between a Boogatti or a Rolls-Royce Phantom.
At the Italian restaurant, the ghoul ordered spook-ghetti for his main course.
How do ghosts stay fit? By exorcising daily.
What did the ghost teacher say to her class? - Look at the board and I’ll go through it, again.
What do you call a ghost of a man with a broken leg? A hobblin’ goblin.
Where do ghosts go trick or treating? Dead ends.
Why are Ghosts in such good shape? Plenty of exorcise and a good die-t.