What do Ghosts say when they are impressed? - That was spectre-cular!
What do you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman? A dead ringer.
When the ghost saw his wife he said 'you're not just cute, you're boo-tiful too!'
What is a Ghost’s favourite treat? Ice-scream floats.
The comedian ghost had everyone in stitches - he was dead funny.
Why do Ghosts make such good company? They are full of spirit.
What did the ghost who crashed the Halloween party say? - I’m here for the boos!
What's a ghost's favorite makeup to wear? Mas-scare-a!
A Ghost walks into a bar. No ones notices.
Ghosts drop off their babies at the day-scare centre when they go to work.
When they want to relax, ghosts have a boo-ble bath.
What's a ghost with a broken leg called? A hoblin goblin.
What did the ghost buy at the bar? Boos!
Which soccer position does a Ghost play? Ghoulkeeper, of course.
What is a Ghost’s favourite film? Paranormal Activity.
Where is the ghost going on holiday the next year? Lake Eerie.
Where do ghosts go trick or treating? Dead ends.
What do ghosts use to keep their hair in place? Scare-spray!
Which ghost is the best dancer? The Boogie Man.
A ghost's favourite pie flavour is boo-berry.
What you call the Ghost of a Chicken? Poultry-geist.
Where do Ghosts travel to for a holiday? South Aarghfricaargh.
Why are Ghosts so lonely? They have nobody to lean on.
What is a ghost’s favorite carnival ride? The rollerghoster.
What kind of writer did the ghost hire to write his biography? A ghostwriter, duh.
How do ghosts find out their future? They read their horror-scopes.
What sound do you hear when a Ghost explodes? kaBOOm!
When the ghost went to a fancy restaurant, he decided to wear a boo-tie.
What’s a monster’s favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet.
How did the ghost get from New York to London? British Scare-ways.
If you see a ghost, you should always say, 'How do you boo?'
I found out yesterday that the Mexican dish ghosts like the most is a boo-ritto.
What do you call a dull ghost? Boo-ring!
What color sheet did the ghost wear on the 4th of July? Red, white, and boo.
Who do vampires buy their cookies from? The Ghoul Scouts
Ghosts are terrible liars because you can see right through them.
What game do Ghost children play? Hide and shriek!
Why did the Ghost turn down the job? He could not see himself doing it.
What does the Ghost say when he sneezes? - Ach-ooooooooooooooooooooo!
What happened to the man who didn’t pay his exorcist? His house was repossessed.
What kind of key does a ghost use to unlock his room? A spoo-key.
What do you call a ghost who haunts fireplaces? A toastie ghostie.
Which car is a Ghost’s favourite? It is between a Boogatti or a Rolls-Royce Phantom.
What is a Ghost’s favourite toy to play with? Leg-oooooooooooooooo!
What do you do when a ton of ghosts show up at your house? Hope that it’s Halloween!
Where did the ghost go on holiday? The Boohamas.
The most useless room in a ghost's home in the living room.
What is the collective noun for Ghosts? Team spirit.
The ghost was told off when he spook out of turn.
What do baby ghosts wear on Halloween? Pillowcases.
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