Which car is a Ghost’s favourite? It is between a Boogatti or a Rolls-Royce Phantom.
What is a Ghost’s favourite film? Paranormal Activity.
What kind of horse does a ghost ride? A nightmare.
What does the Ghost say when he sneezes? - Ach-ooooooooooooooooooooo!
What do you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman? A dead ringer.
Why didn't the ghost dance at the party? He had no body to dance with.
Ghosts drop off their babies at the day-scare centre when they go to work.
Why did the Ghost turn down the job? He could not see himself doing it.
Why do Ghosts make such good company? They are full of spirit.
What is a Ghost’s favourite toy to play with? Leg-oooooooooooooooo!
What color sheet did the ghost wear on the 4th of July? Red, white, and boo.
What's a ghost with a broken leg called? A hoblin goblin.
Why wouldn’t the ghost eat liver? He didn’t have the stomach for it.
How do ghosts take their eggs? Terri-fried.
What kind of writer did the ghost hire to write his biography? A ghostwriter, duh.
What game do Ghost children play? Hide and shriek!
A Ghost walks into a bar. No ones notices.
Why do ghosts like elevators? They raise their spirits.
Where is the Ghost’s bedroom located? Down the Hall-oween.
When the ghost blew his nose, lots of boo-gers came out.
When the ghost went to a fancy restaurant, he decided to wear a boo-tie.
What you call the Ghost of a Chicken? Poultry-geist.
Who do vampires buy their cookies from? The Ghoul Scouts
What did the ghost teacher say to her class? - Look at the board and I’ll go through it, again.
What happened to the man who didn’t pay his exorcist? His house was repossessed.
Which is a Ghost’s favourite cheese? Ghoul-da Cheese.
What's a ghost's favorite makeup to wear? Mas-scare-a!
What do you call a ghost of a man with a broken leg? A hobblin’ goblin.
How does a Ghost say good-bye? - I can’t wait to seance you again.
What did the ghost who crashed the Halloween party say? - I’m here for the boos!
I just found out my Husband is a Ghost. I realised the moment he walked through the door.
Two ghosts were at a disco. One was having a fa-boo-lous time and the other wanted to boo-gie all night long!
What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog? He is mist.
At the Italian restaurant, the ghoul ordered spook-ghetti for his main course.
Who did the ghost take to prom? His ghoulfriend.
The most useless room in a ghost's home in the living room.
What do you call a ghost who haunts fireplaces? A toastie ghostie.
A ghost's favourite pie flavour is boo-berry.
Ghosts are terrible liars because you can see right through them.
Where do ghosts go trick or treating? Dead ends.
How did the ghost get from New York to London? British Scare-ways.
How do ghosts wash their hair? Sham-boo.
What is a Ghost’s favourite treat? Ice-scream floats.
What did the ghost do at the red light? He came to a dead stop.
What do you call a dull ghost? Boo-ring!
Why did the Ghosts win the soccer match? They scored more Ghouls.
What do baby ghosts wear on Halloween? Pillowcases.
Why did the game warden arrest the ghost? No haunting license.
Why did the ghost go to the big Labor Day sale? He’s a bargain haunter.
When they want to relax, ghosts have a boo-ble bath.