A Ghost walks into a bar. No ones notices.
I feel like I have seen that ghost before...I must have deja boo.
How should you greet a Ghost? - Long time, no see.
At the Italian restaurant, the ghoul ordered spook-ghetti for his main course.
The comedian ghost had everyone in stitches - he was dead funny.
The bartender told the ghost they don't serve spirits after midnight.
When the ghost family got in their car, the dad ghost told the kids to fasten their sheet-belts.
What kind of horse does a ghost ride? A nightmare.
How do ghosts find out their future? They read their horror-scopes.
What do you call a ghost of a man with a broken leg? A hobblin’ goblin.
How do ghosts wash their hair? Sham-boo.
What do Ghosts suffer from? Saturday fright fever.
When they want to relax, ghosts have a boo-ble bath.
Which ghost is the best dancer? The Boogie Man.
Why do ghosts like elevators? They raise their spirits.
Which soccer position does a Ghost play? Ghoulkeeper, of course.
What do Ghosts say when they are impressed? - That was spectre-cular!
Ghosts drop off their babies at the day-scare centre when they go to work.
When the ghost went to a fancy restaurant, he decided to wear a boo-tie.
Why do Ghosts avoid the rain? It dampens their spirits.
Which is a Ghost’s favourite cheese? Ghoul-da Cheese.
What do you do when a ton of ghosts show up at your house? Hope that it’s Halloween!
What color sheet did the ghost wear on the 4th of July? Red, white, and boo.
What do you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman? A dead ringer.
How does a Ghost say good-bye? - I can’t wait to seance you again.
What did the ghost do at the red light? He came to a dead stop.
What advice do ghosts give their children? Only spook when spoken to.
What game do Ghost children play? Hide and shriek!
Which car is a Ghost’s favourite? It is between a Boogatti or a Rolls-Royce Phantom.
What do ghosts use to keep their hair in place? Scare-spray!
Panda ghosts love to eat bam-boo.
Ghosts are terrible liars because you can see right through them.
What is the collective noun for Ghosts? Team spirit.
Why did the game warden arrest the ghost? No haunting license.
What kind of key does a ghost use to unlock his room? A spoo-key.
What happened to the man who didn’t pay his exorcist? His house was repossessed.
How do ghosts take their eggs? Terri-fried.
What do you call a little ghost with a torn sheet? A hole-y terror.
Where do Ghosts travel to for a holiday? South Aarghfricaargh.
Where is the Ghost’s bedroom located? Down the Hall-oween.
Who did the ghost take to prom? His ghoulfriend.
What's a ghost with a broken leg called? A hoblin goblin.
Why did the Ghost turn down the job? He could not see himself doing it.
What did the ghost who crashed the Halloween party say? - I’m here for the boos!
What is a Ghost’s favourite treat? Ice-scream floats.
Why do ghosts and demons get along so well? Demons are a ghoul’s best friend.
Where does a ghost go on vacation? Mali-boo.
How do ghosts stay fit? By exorcising daily.
Why are Ghosts in such good shape? Plenty of exorcise and a good die-t.
Why did the Ghosts win the soccer match? They scored more Ghouls.
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