The comedian ghost had everyone in stitches - he was dead funny.
Why do ghosts and demons get along so well? Demons are a ghoul’s best friend.
Why did the ghost go to the big Labor Day sale? He’s a bargain haunter.
Why are Ghosts in such good shape? Plenty of exorcise and a good die-t.
What do you do when a ton of ghosts show up at your house? Hope that it’s Halloween!
Why wouldn’t the ghost eat liver? He didn’t have the stomach for it.
At the Italian restaurant, the ghoul ordered spook-ghetti for his main course.
What does the Ghost say when he sneezes? - Ach-ooooooooooooooooooooo!
How does a Ghost say good-bye? - I can’t wait to seance you again.
What did the ghost teacher say to her class? - Look at the board and I’ll go through it, again.
What advice do ghosts give their children? Only spook when spoken to.
What is the collective noun for Ghosts? Team spirit.
What's a ghost with a broken leg called? A hoblin goblin.
What do you call a ghost of a man with a broken leg? A hobblin’ goblin.
What is a Ghost’s favourite treat? Ice-scream floats.
Which ghost is the best dancer? The Boogie Man.
How do ghosts stay fit? By exorcising daily.
What do ghosts use to keep their hair in place? Scare-spray!
A ghost's favourite pie flavour is boo-berry.
What sound do you hear when a Ghost explodes? kaBOOm!
A Ghost walks into a bar. No ones notices.
Why did the Ghost turn down the job? He could not see himself doing it.
Why do girl ghosts go on diets? So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
When the ghost saw his wife he said 'you're not just cute, you're boo-tiful too!'
What game do Ghost children play? Hide and shriek!
What do Ghosts suffer from? Saturday fright fever.
Ghosts drop off their babies at the day-scare centre when they go to work.
Why do Ghosts make such good company? They are full of spirit.
If you see a ghost, you should always say, 'How do you boo?'
The ghost was told off when he spook out of turn.
The ghoul didn't get his letter on time because it got lost at the ghost office.
Where do fashionable ghosts shop for sheets? Bootiques.
The most useless room in a ghost's home in the living room.
When ghosts visit the seaside, they always get an i-scream.
How do ghosts wash their hair? Sham-boo.
Where do ghosts go trick or treating? Dead ends.
Where is the Ghost’s bedroom located? Down the Hall-oween.
Panda ghosts love to eat bam-boo.
Who do vampires buy their cookies from? The Ghoul Scouts
Which car is a Ghost’s favourite? It is between a Boogatti or a Rolls-Royce Phantom.
Who did the ghost invite to his party? Any old friend he could dig up.
How should you greet a Ghost? - Long time, no see.
What is a Ghost’s favourite film? Paranormal Activity.
What do baby ghosts wear on Halloween? Pillowcases.
What happened to the man who didn’t pay his exorcist? His house was repossessed.
Why do Ghosts avoid the rain? It dampens their spirits.
What’s a monster’s favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet.
What did the ghost buy at the bar? Boos!
When they want to relax, ghosts have a boo-ble bath.
When the ghost blew his nose, lots of boo-gers came out.
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