Which ghost is the best dancer? The Boogie Man.
When the ghost saw his wife he said 'you're not just cute, you're boo-tiful too!'
Who do vampires buy their cookies from? The Ghoul Scouts
A boy ghost thought a girl ghost was cute so he asked if she would be his ghoul-friend.
Why do Ghosts avoid the rain? It dampens their spirits.
Why do ghosts like elevators? They raise their spirits.
What did the ghost buy at the bar? Boos!
Why did the game warden arrest the ghost? No haunting license.
When the ghost watched a sad movie he started boo-hooing.
What do you call a ghost who haunts fireplaces? A toastie ghostie.
Why did the ghost go to the big Labor Day sale? He’s a bargain haunter.
Where do fashionable ghosts shop for sheets? Bootiques.
What do you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman? A dead ringer.
If you see a ghost, you should always say, 'How do you boo?'
When the ghost went to a fancy restaurant, he decided to wear a boo-tie.
What did the ghost teacher say to her class? - Look at the board and I’ll go through it, again.
The comedian ghost had everyone in stitches - he was dead funny.
What advice do ghosts give their children? Only spook when spoken to.
The ghost was told off when he spook out of turn.
What kind of writer did the ghost hire to write his biography? A ghostwriter, duh.
Two ghosts were at a disco. One was having a fa-boo-lous time and the other wanted to boo-gie all night long!
What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog? He is mist.
Where is the Ghost’s bedroom located? Down the Hall-oween.
Why wouldn’t the ghost eat liver? He didn’t have the stomach for it.
Panda ghosts love to eat bam-boo.
How did the ghost get from New York to London? British Scare-ways.
The bartender told the ghost they don't serve spirits after midnight.
What does the Ghost say when he sneezes? - Ach-ooooooooooooooooooooo!
Where do Ghosts travel to for a holiday? South Aarghfricaargh.
At the Italian restaurant, the ghoul ordered spook-ghetti for his main course.
Why didn't the ghost dance at the party? He had no body to dance with.
Why are Ghosts so lonely? They have nobody to lean on.
What game do Ghost children play? Hide and shriek!
What kind of horse does a ghost ride? A nightmare.
Which is a Ghost’s favourite cheese? Ghoul-da Cheese.
Who did the ghost invite to his party? Any old friend he could dig up.
A Ghost walks into a bar. No ones notices.
What do you call a ghost of a man with a broken leg? A hobblin’ goblin.
Why did the Ghost turn down the job? He could not see himself doing it.
The most useless room in a ghost's home in the living room.
A ghost's favourite pie flavour is boo-berry.
What do you call a dull ghost? Boo-ring!
Which car is a Ghost’s favourite? It is between a Boogatti or a Rolls-Royce Phantom.
What is the collective noun for Ghosts? Team spirit.
Which soccer position does a Ghost play? Ghoulkeeper, of course.
Where do ghosts go trick or treating? Dead ends.
How should you greet a Ghost? - Long time, no see.
Where did the ghost go on holiday? The Boohamas.
How do ghosts stay fit? By exorcising daily.
What do Ghosts suffer from? Saturday fright fever.
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