Where do fashionable ghosts shop for sheets? Bootiques.
What kind of writer did the ghost hire to write his biography? A ghostwriter, duh.
The bartender told the ghost they don't serve spirits after midnight.
Why do ghosts and demons get along so well? Demons are a ghoul’s best friend.
A boy ghost thought a girl ghost was cute so he asked if she would be his ghoul-friend.
What do Ghosts say when they are impressed? - That was spectre-cular!
What is a ghost’s favorite carnival ride? The rollerghoster.
Why do ghosts like elevators? They raise their spirits.
Where do Ghosts travel to for a holiday? South Aarghfricaargh.
What happened to the man who didn’t pay his exorcist? His house was repossessed.
Which soccer position does a Ghost play? Ghoulkeeper, of course.
Why did the Ghosts win the soccer match? They scored more Ghouls.
When ghosts visit the seaside, they always get an i-scream.
What do you call a ghost who haunts fireplaces? A toastie ghostie.
Why do Ghosts avoid the rain? It dampens their spirits.
What do you call a dull ghost? Boo-ring!
What do you call a ghost of a man with a broken leg? A hobblin’ goblin.
When the ghost watched a sad movie he started boo-hooing.
When the ghost blew his nose, lots of boo-gers came out.
The ghoul didn't get his letter on time because it got lost at the ghost office.
A Ghost walks into a bar. No ones notices.
Which ghost is the best dancer? The Boogie Man.
What kind of key does a ghost use to unlock his room? A spoo-key.
I feel like I have seen that ghost before...I must have deja boo.
Ghosts drop off their babies at the day-scare centre when they go to work.
How do ghosts wash their hair? Sham-boo.
Why do girl ghosts go on diets? So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
Why did the Ghost turn down the job? He could not see himself doing it.
What did the ghost who crashed the Halloween party say? - I’m here for the boos!
The comedian ghost had everyone in stitches - he was dead funny.
The ghost was told off when he spook out of turn.
At the Italian restaurant, the ghoul ordered spook-ghetti for his main course.
Why did the ghost go to the big Labor Day sale? He’s a bargain haunter.
Where is the Ghost’s bedroom located? Down the Hall-oween.
Why didn't the ghost dance at the party? He had no body to dance with.
What’s a monster’s favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet.
What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog? He is mist.
Who did the ghost invite to his party? Any old friend he could dig up.
The best place for a ghost to go on holiday is The Dead Sea.
What does the Ghost say when he sneezes? - Ach-ooooooooooooooooooooo!
Where does a ghost go on vacation? Mali-boo.
How do ghosts stay fit? By exorcising daily.
How do ghosts find out their future? They read their horror-scopes.
Why are Ghosts in such good shape? Plenty of exorcise and a good die-t.
How do ghosts take their eggs? Terri-fried.
What do ghosts use to keep their hair in place? Scare-spray!
What is the collective noun for Ghosts? Team spirit.
Where did the ghost go on holiday? The Boohamas.
What is a Ghost’s favourite treat? Ice-scream floats.
What you call the Ghost of a Chicken? Poultry-geist.