Panda ghosts love to eat bam-boo.
What did the ghost buy at the bar? Boos!
Why are Ghosts so lonely? They have nobody to lean on.
I found out yesterday that the Mexican dish ghosts like the most is a boo-ritto.
Why are Ghosts in such good shape? Plenty of exorcise and a good die-t.
What do Ghosts say when they are impressed? - That was spectre-cular!
What do baby ghosts wear on Halloween? Pillowcases.
Why did the Ghosts win the soccer match? They scored more Ghouls.
When the ghost family got in their car, the dad ghost told the kids to fasten their sheet-belts.
Who did the ghost take to prom? His ghoulfriend.
Where is the ghost going on holiday the next year? Lake Eerie.
I feel like I have seen that ghost before...I must have deja boo.
Where is the Ghost’s bedroom located? Down the Hall-oween.
What game do Ghost children play? Hide and shriek!
A boy ghost thought a girl ghost was cute so he asked if she would be his ghoul-friend.
What is a Ghost’s favourite film? Paranormal Activity.
Why do Ghosts avoid the rain? It dampens their spirits.
How do ghosts wash their hair? Sham-boo.
Why do Ghosts make such good company? They are full of spirit.
Which soccer position does a Ghost play? Ghoulkeeper, of course.
What sound do you hear when a Ghost explodes? kaBOOm!
What does the Ghost say when he sneezes? - Ach-ooooooooooooooooooooo!
What is a Ghost’s favourite treat? Ice-scream floats.
How should you greet a Ghost? - Long time, no see.
Ghosts drop off their babies at the day-scare centre when they go to work.
How do ghosts stay fit? By exorcising daily.
Where do ghosts go trick or treating? Dead ends.
Who do vampires buy their cookies from? The Ghoul Scouts
Ghosts are terrible liars because you can see right through them.
The bartender told the ghost they don't serve spirits after midnight.
Why wouldn’t the ghost eat liver? He didn’t have the stomach for it.
What do Ghosts suffer from? Saturday fright fever.
When the ghost blew his nose, lots of boo-gers came out.
What color sheet did the ghost wear on the 4th of July? Red, white, and boo.
What do you call a dull ghost? Boo-ring!
How do ghosts take their eggs? Terri-fried.
I just found out my Husband is a Ghost. I realised the moment he walked through the door.
Two ghosts were at a disco. One was having a fa-boo-lous time and the other wanted to boo-gie all night long!
Why did the Ghost turn down the job? He could not see himself doing it.
Why did the ghost go to the big Labor Day sale? He’s a bargain haunter.
What's a ghost's favorite makeup to wear? Mas-scare-a!
Why do ghosts like elevators? They raise their spirits.
When the ghost saw his wife he said 'you're not just cute, you're boo-tiful too!'
What kind of writer did the ghost hire to write his biography? A ghostwriter, duh.
What is the collective noun for Ghosts? Team spirit.
When the ghost watched a sad movie he started boo-hooing.
What do ghosts use to keep their hair in place? Scare-spray!
What's a ghost with a broken leg called? A hoblin goblin.
Where did the ghost go on holiday? The Boohamas.
The comedian ghost had everyone in stitches - he was dead funny.
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