How do ghosts stay fit? By exorcising daily.
What do ghosts use to keep their hair in place? Scare-spray!
A Ghost walks into a bar. No ones notices.
Why do Ghosts avoid the rain? It dampens their spirits.
What did the ghost do at the red light? He came to a dead stop.
I just found out my Husband is a Ghost. I realised the moment he walked through the door.
What do you do when a ton of ghosts show up at your house? Hope that it’s Halloween!
What did the ghost who crashed the Halloween party say? - I’m here for the boos!
What advice do ghosts give their children? Only spook when spoken to.
What is a Ghost’s favourite film? Paranormal Activity.
What did the ghost buy at the bar? Boos!
What do you call a little ghost with a torn sheet? A hole-y terror.
What is a ghost’s favorite carnival ride? The rollerghoster.
Which is a Ghost’s favourite cheese? Ghoul-da Cheese.
What is the collective noun for Ghosts? Team spirit.
The most useless room in a ghost's home in the living room.
If you see a ghost, you should always say, 'How do you boo?'
Who do vampires buy their cookies from? The Ghoul Scouts
Who did the ghost take to prom? His ghoulfriend.
Where do ghosts go trick or treating? Dead ends.
What's a ghost with a broken leg called? A hoblin goblin.
Who did the ghost invite to his party? Any old friend he could dig up.
What do Ghosts suffer from? Saturday fright fever.
When the ghost family got in their car, the dad ghost told the kids to fasten their sheet-belts.
What happened to the man who didn’t pay his exorcist? His house was repossessed.
What’s a monster’s favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet.
The comedian ghost had everyone in stitches - he was dead funny.
Why did the Ghost turn down the job? He could not see himself doing it.
Which ghost is the best dancer? The Boogie Man.
When the ghost went to a fancy restaurant, he decided to wear a boo-tie.
Panda ghosts love to eat bam-boo.
Ghosts drop off their babies at the day-scare centre when they go to work.
A boy ghost thought a girl ghost was cute so he asked if she would be his ghoul-friend.
When they want to relax, ghosts have a boo-ble bath.
Where is the Ghost’s bedroom located? Down the Hall-oween.
When the ghost saw his wife he said 'you're not just cute, you're boo-tiful too!'
What is a Ghost’s favourite toy to play with? Leg-oooooooooooooooo!
Which soccer position does a Ghost play? Ghoulkeeper, of course.
Where do fashionable ghosts shop for sheets? Bootiques.
Why did the game warden arrest the ghost? No haunting license.
The ghost was told off when he spook out of turn.
Why do Ghosts make such good company? They are full of spirit.
What's a ghost's favorite makeup to wear? Mas-scare-a!
Two ghosts were at a disco. One was having a fa-boo-lous time and the other wanted to boo-gie all night long!
What do baby ghosts wear on Halloween? Pillowcases.
Why are Ghosts in such good shape? Plenty of exorcise and a good die-t.
What did the ghost teacher say to her class? - Look at the board and I’ll go through it, again.
I feel like I have seen that ghost before...I must have deja boo.
What you call the Ghost of a Chicken? Poultry-geist.
How did the ghost get from New York to London? British Scare-ways.
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