Where is the ghost going on holiday the next year? Lake Eerie.
How does a Ghost say good-bye? - I can’t wait to seance you again.
Where do ghosts go trick or treating? Dead ends.
How do ghosts find out their future? They read their horror-scopes.
When they want to relax, ghosts have a boo-ble bath.
How do ghosts wash their hair? Sham-boo.
What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog? He is mist.
What advice do ghosts give their children? Only spook when spoken to.
How do ghosts take their eggs? Terri-fried.
What is a Ghost’s favourite film? Paranormal Activity.
What do ghosts use to keep their hair in place? Scare-spray!
How should you greet a Ghost? - Long time, no see.
What happened to the man who didn’t pay his exorcist? His house was repossessed.
What do baby ghosts wear on Halloween? Pillowcases.
I feel like I have seen that ghost before...I must have deja boo.
What did the ghost do at the red light? He came to a dead stop.
Why didn't the ghost dance at the party? He had no body to dance with.
Why did the Ghost turn down the job? He could not see himself doing it.
What's a ghost with a broken leg called? A hoblin goblin.
Which ghost is the best dancer? The Boogie Man.
Why did the game warden arrest the ghost? No haunting license.
When the ghost watched a sad movie he started boo-hooing.
A Ghost walks into a bar. No ones notices.
What do you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman? A dead ringer.
How did the ghost get from New York to London? British Scare-ways.
Why do girl ghosts go on diets? So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
Where do fashionable ghosts shop for sheets? Bootiques.
The ghost was told off when he spook out of turn.
What is a Ghost’s favourite treat? Ice-scream floats.
What is a Ghost’s favourite toy to play with? Leg-oooooooooooooooo!
What did the ghost who crashed the Halloween party say? - I’m here for the boos!
A boy ghost thought a girl ghost was cute so he asked if she would be his ghoul-friend.
What do Ghosts say when they are impressed? - That was spectre-cular!
Where did the ghost go on holiday? The Boohamas.
What do you call a little ghost with a torn sheet? A hole-y terror.
When the ghost saw his wife he said 'you're not just cute, you're boo-tiful too!'
What color sheet did the ghost wear on the 4th of July? Red, white, and boo.
What is the collective noun for Ghosts? Team spirit.
Where do Ghosts travel to for a holiday? South Aarghfricaargh.
What do you call a dull ghost? Boo-ring!
Why do ghosts like elevators? They raise their spirits.
Why do Ghosts avoid the rain? It dampens their spirits.
At the Italian restaurant, the ghoul ordered spook-ghetti for his main course.
Where is the Ghost’s bedroom located? Down the Hall-oween.
What do you do when a ton of ghosts show up at your house? Hope that it’s Halloween!
Who did the ghost invite to his party? Any old friend he could dig up.
Which soccer position does a Ghost play? Ghoulkeeper, of course.
What did the ghost teacher say to her class? - Look at the board and I’ll go through it, again.
What’s a monster’s favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet.
I just found out my Husband is a Ghost. I realised the moment he walked through the door.