What do you call a ghost of a man with a broken leg? A hobblin’ goblin.
Who did the ghost invite to his party? Any old friend he could dig up.
Who did the ghost take to prom? His ghoulfriend.
What kind of writer did the ghost hire to write his biography? A ghostwriter, duh.
When the ghost went to a fancy restaurant, he decided to wear a boo-tie.
When the ghost blew his nose, lots of boo-gers came out.
If you see a ghost, you should always say, 'How do you boo?'
What did the ghost teacher say to her class? - Look at the board and I’ll go through it, again.
Why are Ghosts in such good shape? Plenty of exorcise and a good die-t.
A boy ghost thought a girl ghost was cute so he asked if she would be his ghoul-friend.
What kind of key does a ghost use to unlock his room? A spoo-key.
What do you do when a ton of ghosts show up at your house? Hope that it’s Halloween!
Ghosts drop off their babies at the day-scare centre when they go to work.
Where does a ghost go on vacation? Mali-boo.
Where do Ghosts travel to for a holiday? South Aarghfricaargh.
Where is the ghost going on holiday the next year? Lake Eerie.
What you call the Ghost of a Chicken? Poultry-geist.
What did the ghost buy at the bar? Boos!
What happened to the man who didn’t pay his exorcist? His house was repossessed.
I just found out my Husband is a Ghost. I realised the moment he walked through the door.
What color sheet did the ghost wear on the 4th of July? Red, white, and boo.
What did the ghost who crashed the Halloween party say? - I’m here for the boos!
What’s a monster’s favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet.
How did the ghost get from New York to London? British Scare-ways.
What is a Ghost’s favourite film? Paranormal Activity.
What do Ghosts suffer from? Saturday fright fever.
I found out yesterday that the Mexican dish ghosts like the most is a boo-ritto.
Two ghosts were at a disco. One was having a fa-boo-lous time and the other wanted to boo-gie all night long!
Where is the Ghost’s bedroom located? Down the Hall-oween.
Why wouldn’t the ghost eat liver? He didn’t have the stomach for it.
Why did the game warden arrest the ghost? No haunting license.
Why are Ghosts so lonely? They have nobody to lean on.
What is a ghost’s favorite carnival ride? The rollerghoster.
The ghoul didn't get his letter on time because it got lost at the ghost office.
At the Italian restaurant, the ghoul ordered spook-ghetti for his main course.
Why did the Ghosts win the soccer match? They scored more Ghouls.
Which is a Ghost’s favourite cheese? Ghoul-da Cheese.
How do ghosts stay fit? By exorcising daily.
Why did the ghost go to the big Labor Day sale? He’s a bargain haunter.
What do baby ghosts wear on Halloween? Pillowcases.
A Ghost walks into a bar. No ones notices.
How do ghosts take their eggs? Terri-fried.
What's a ghost's favorite makeup to wear? Mas-scare-a!
When the ghost family got in their car, the dad ghost told the kids to fasten their sheet-belts.
A ghost's favourite pie flavour is boo-berry.
Which soccer position does a Ghost play? Ghoulkeeper, of course.
Why do Ghosts avoid the rain? It dampens their spirits.
Why do ghosts like elevators? They raise their spirits.
How should you greet a Ghost? - Long time, no see.
What do you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman? A dead ringer.
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