What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog? He is mist.
What do you call a ghost who haunts fireplaces? A toastie ghostie.
How do ghosts wash their hair? Sham-boo.
Where do fashionable ghosts shop for sheets? Bootiques.
What happened to the man who didn’t pay his exorcist? His house was repossessed.
Which soccer position does a Ghost play? Ghoulkeeper, of course.
Why are Ghosts in such good shape? Plenty of exorcise and a good die-t.
Why did the Ghosts win the soccer match? They scored more Ghouls.
What you call the Ghost of a Chicken? Poultry-geist.
Why didn't the ghost dance at the party? He had no body to dance with.
A Ghost walks into a bar. No ones notices.
Who did the ghost take to prom? His ghoulfriend.
The bartender told the ghost they don't serve spirits after midnight.
When ghosts visit the seaside, they always get an i-scream.
What is a Ghost’s favourite treat? Ice-scream floats.
Which is a Ghost’s favourite cheese? Ghoul-da Cheese.
What color sheet did the ghost wear on the 4th of July? Red, white, and boo.
Why do Ghosts avoid the rain? It dampens their spirits.
What is the collective noun for Ghosts? Team spirit.
What does the Ghost say when he sneezes? - Ach-ooooooooooooooooooooo!
What game do Ghost children play? Hide and shriek!
Why do Ghosts make such good company? They are full of spirit.
Which ghost is the best dancer? The Boogie Man.
What do you call a ghost of a man with a broken leg? A hobblin’ goblin.
When the ghost watched a sad movie he started boo-hooing.
At the Italian restaurant, the ghoul ordered spook-ghetti for his main course.
Why do ghosts like elevators? They raise their spirits.
Why do ghosts and demons get along so well? Demons are a ghoul’s best friend.
A boy ghost thought a girl ghost was cute so he asked if she would be his ghoul-friend.
When the ghost saw his wife he said 'you're not just cute, you're boo-tiful too!'
What is a ghost’s favorite carnival ride? The rollerghoster.
Why do girl ghosts go on diets? So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
Who do vampires buy their cookies from? The Ghoul Scouts
What did the ghost do at the red light? He came to a dead stop.
Where is the Ghost’s bedroom located? Down the Hall-oween.
How do ghosts find out their future? They read their horror-scopes.
When the ghost family got in their car, the dad ghost told the kids to fasten their sheet-belts.
The most useless room in a ghost's home in the living room.
What do ghosts use to keep their hair in place? Scare-spray!
Ghosts drop off their babies at the day-scare centre when they go to work.
Where do ghosts go trick or treating? Dead ends.
What's a ghost's favorite makeup to wear? Mas-scare-a!
How did the ghost get from New York to London? British Scare-ways.
Two ghosts were at a disco. One was having a fa-boo-lous time and the other wanted to boo-gie all night long!
I found out yesterday that the Mexican dish ghosts like the most is a boo-ritto.
What's a ghost with a broken leg called? A hoblin goblin.
Which car is a Ghost’s favourite? It is between a Boogatti or a Rolls-Royce Phantom.
A ghost's favourite pie flavour is boo-berry.
What advice do ghosts give their children? Only spook when spoken to.
What’s a monster’s favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet.
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