What's a ghost's favorite makeup to wear? Mas-scare-a!
Why wouldn’t the ghost eat liver? He didn’t have the stomach for it.
Why do ghosts and demons get along so well? Demons are a ghoul’s best friend.
What is a ghost’s favorite carnival ride? The rollerghoster.
What do baby ghosts wear on Halloween? Pillowcases.
How should you greet a Ghost? - Long time, no see.
What kind of writer did the ghost hire to write his biography? A ghostwriter, duh.
How do ghosts stay fit? By exorcising daily.
I found out yesterday that the Mexican dish ghosts like the most is a boo-ritto.
What advice do ghosts give their children? Only spook when spoken to.
Why did the Ghosts win the soccer match? They scored more Ghouls.
What happened to the man who didn’t pay his exorcist? His house was repossessed.
Where do fashionable ghosts shop for sheets? Bootiques.
What do Ghosts say when they are impressed? - That was spectre-cular!
When the ghost saw his wife he said 'you're not just cute, you're boo-tiful too!'
What game do Ghost children play? Hide and shriek!
What did the ghost who crashed the Halloween party say? - I’m here for the boos!
When the ghost family got in their car, the dad ghost told the kids to fasten their sheet-belts.
The best place for a ghost to go on holiday is The Dead Sea.
When ghosts visit the seaside, they always get an i-scream.
Where is the ghost going on holiday the next year? Lake Eerie.
A ghost's favourite pie flavour is boo-berry.
The most useless room in a ghost's home in the living room.
The comedian ghost had everyone in stitches - he was dead funny.
How did the ghost get from New York to London? British Scare-ways.
What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog? He is mist.
What did the ghost buy at the bar? Boos!
A boy ghost thought a girl ghost was cute so he asked if she would be his ghoul-friend.
Where is the Ghost’s bedroom located? Down the Hall-oween.
Why do Ghosts make such good company? They are full of spirit.
What do you call a ghost who haunts fireplaces? A toastie ghostie.
Which soccer position does a Ghost play? Ghoulkeeper, of course.
What’s a monster’s favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet.
The ghoul didn't get his letter on time because it got lost at the ghost office.
How do ghosts take their eggs? Terri-fried.
What do you do when a ton of ghosts show up at your house? Hope that it’s Halloween!
What is a Ghost’s favourite treat? Ice-scream floats.
What do ghosts use to keep their hair in place? Scare-spray!
When the ghost went to a fancy restaurant, he decided to wear a boo-tie.
If you see a ghost, you should always say, 'How do you boo?'
Where do ghosts go trick or treating? Dead ends.
Who do vampires buy their cookies from? The Ghoul Scouts
What do you call a ghost of a man with a broken leg? A hobblin’ goblin.
When they want to relax, ghosts have a boo-ble bath.
Why do ghosts like elevators? They raise their spirits.
What is the collective noun for Ghosts? Team spirit.
What you call the Ghost of a Chicken? Poultry-geist.
Why did the Ghost turn down the job? He could not see himself doing it.
Panda ghosts love to eat bam-boo.
The bartender told the ghost they don't serve spirits after midnight.
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