I thought I saw some fog yesterday.
But I guess my memory’s a little cloudy.
There’s an old oak near my house that’s always surrounded by fog.
I don’t know why, it’s a mist tree.
What do you call an English rock band playing in the mist? Foghat.
I recently got offered a job studying fog but I turned it down.
Looking back, I now think it was a mist opportunity.
What do you call it when two people make a baby in fog?
A mist conception.
My glasses may be fogged up, but don’t worry I’ll be fine.
I’m optimistic!
Because it was so foggy at my father’s funeral, he was buried in the wrong plot.
It was a grave mist-stake.
I mist say, this is a pretty bad joke, but it haze potential.
I’ve never understood fog machines.
They mystify me to this day.
I got lost in the mist today.
I didn’t have the foggiest idea where I was.
I tried playing baseball in the fog today.
It was a bit hit and mist.
A good friend of mine fell into a vaporiser and died.
She is sadly mist.
Many people think that when warm droplets of water in the air are rapidly cooled it forms fog.
But it’s actually a common mist-conception.
Where does fog go to the bathroom?
Anywhere it wants.
What did fog do to make the captain angry? He mist the boat.
I over boiled some venison broth earlier.
It was deerly mist.
I tried to catch the fog.
But I mist.
A guy just walked into my store and bought a bunch of fog machines so I called the cops.
He must belong to an extreme mist organization.
Why was fog kicked off the football team? He mist a field goal.
What do you call a negative fog?
A pessimist.
What do you call it when you boil a water buffalo?
A mist steak.
What is fog's favorite drink? Mountain Dew
What’s a bigamist?
It’s what Italians call a thick fog.
My wife asked me, “Did you fog up the bathroom mirror again?”
I said, “I don’t see myself doing that.”
RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.
It was pretty foggy outside today.
I shot an arrow in the air, and it stuck.
What did one cloud of fog say to the other?
I don’t know. It’s a mistery.
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