I yam rooting for you my sweet potato and I won't mash your heart
What do you get when if you cross a potato and the terminator?
Why did the potato wear socks?
To keep his pota-toes warm.
When it started raining, I spotted a potato across the road pretty fast and I wondered what’s up? It wasn’t long before I saw a fork up ahead.
What do you call a potato wearing glasses? A spec-tater!
If we played hot potato I’d lose, because I’d never let you go.
What kind of potato do you want to take home to your parents? A sweet potato.
What did the daddy potato say to his son before his soccer game? I’m rooting for you!
How do you know when a potato is in a bad mood? When they are acting salty
What do you call an everyday potato? A commentater!
What do you call a potato that has turned to the dark side? Vader tots!
“I can’t breathe” One potato said to the other. “What happened? ” The other said. The potato replied “I
feel I dropped my nose somewhere”
What do you call a baby potato? Tater tots!
The sweet potato asked the other potato : “How are my eyes? ”
Everything in this world is either a potato or not a potato