"His insomnia was so bad, he couldn’t sleep during office hours."
~ Arthur Baer
“There’s something boring about people who have to go to an office for a living."
~ Karl Lagerfeld
"The British soldier can stand up to anything except the British War Office."
~ George Bernard Shaw
“Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."
~ Erma Bombeck
“Anyone who can walk to the welfare office can walk to work."
~ Al Capp
“I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.” — Charles Lamb
“What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.” – Phyllis Diller
"The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.” — Robert Frost