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Jam

What do you get when you photocopy fruit?
Paper jam.
What do you get when you hghyphotocopy fruit?
Paper jam.
She fell into the bath tub.
she fell into the sink.
she fell into the rasberry jam.
and came out pink!
What do you get when two giraffes run into each other?
A giraffic jam.
Why did the baby strawberry cry? Because his parents were in a jam!
Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?

To go with the traffic jam!
What do you get when a dinosaur walks through the strawberry patch? Strawberry jam.
A lorry load of pears has crashed on the motorway. It’s caused a huge jam.
The Same Old Sandwich
The Same Old Sandwich There was a Redhead man, a Bald Man and a Blond man working on the top of a cliff. The Redhead said, "You know, every day it's the same sandwich my wife makes me. I'm so sick of it. If I have cheese in my sandwich tomorrow, I'll jump off this cliff." The Bald man said, "Right there with you my friend. If I have jam in my sandwich tomorrow, I'll jump off the cliff." The Blond man said, "With you all the way chaps, If I have ham tomorrow, I'll jump off the cliff." The next day, the Redhead man had cheese, the Bald man had ham, and the Blond man had jam. So they all jumped. At the funerals, the wives of the Redhead man and the bald man said, "Why didn't they just TELL us they didn't like their sandwiches??" The Blond's wife said in tears, "I don't understand it... He made his own sandwiches!"
What do the astronauts put on their lunch toast? Space jam.