Russia

Why did the Cold War go on for so long?
Because Russia kept Stalin.
I like European food so I decided to Russia over there because I was Hungary. After Czech'ing the menu I ordered Turkey. When I was Finnished I told the waiter 'Spain good but there is Norway I could eat another bite'.
If Russia attacked Turkey from the Rear...would Greece help?
If Russia attacked Turkey from the Rear...
Would Greece help?
There was a Young Lady of Russia,
Who screamed so that no one could hush her;
Her screams were extreme,--
No one heard such a scream
As was screamed by that Lady from Russia.
There was a Young Lady of Russia,
Who screamed so that no one could hush her;
Her screams were extreme,
No one heard such a scream,
As was screamed by that lady of Russia.
What do the laws of physics and the president of Russia have in common?
You can't choose them.