Russia

Why did the Cold War go on for so long?
Because Russia kept Stalin.
There was a Young Lady of Russia,
Who screamed so that no one could hush her;
Her screams were extreme,--
No one heard such a scream
As was screamed by that Lady from Russia.
There was a Young Lady of Russia,
Who screamed so that no one could hush her;
Her screams were extreme,
No one heard such a scream,
As was screamed by that lady of Russia.
I like European food so I decided to Russia over there because I was Hungary. After Czech'ing the menu I ordered Turkey. When I was Finnished I told the waiter 'Spain good but there is Norway I could eat another bite'.
If Russia attacked Turkey from the Rear...would Greece help?
If Russia attacked Turkey from the Rear...
Would Greece help?
What do the laws of physics and the president of Russia have in common?
You can't choose them.