Gang

You were mauled by a gang of squirrels. You want to sue them but no lawyer wants to take your case. Why?
They think you are nuts.
What kind of gang violence is common among owls?
A drive by hooting.
My dog recently joined a gang. Now he’s all about that pug-life.
What do you call the leader of a biology gang?
The Nucleboss.
Which alphabet gang strikes fear in the hearts of the other letters?
I Q U.
How many guys can participate in a gang bang before it's gay?