Gang Jokes

My dog recently joined a gang. Now he’s all about that pug-life.
How many guys can participate in a gang bang before it's gay?
Q: Why did the cloud do drugs and join a gang?
A: Atmospheric pressure.
Which alphabet gang strikes fear in the hearts of the other letters?
I Q U.
What do you call the leader of a biology gang?
The Nucleboss.
You were mauled by a gang of squirrels. You want to sue them but no lawyer wants to take your case. Why?
They think you are nuts.
The gang of crows used a crowbar to break into the house.
A gang of ravens scared off individual crows and cornered them together. Well, you can say that a conspiracy of ravens preplanned a murder of crows.
What kind of gang violence is common among owls?
A drive by hooting.
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