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What do you get when you have a bunch of moles acting like idiots?
A bunch of mole-asses
What illness kept Avogadro in bed for two months?
Mole-onucleosis
Why was there only one Avogadro?
When they made him, they broke the moled.
What did one mole say to the other?
We have great chemistry together.
What does Avogadro put in his hot chocolate?
Marsh-mole-ows
Which tooth did Avogadro have pulled?
One of his mole-ars
How rich is Avogadro?
He's a multi-mole-ionaire.
What kind of test do chemistry students like best?
Mole-tiple choice
What kind of fruit did Avogadro eat in the summer?
Water-mole-ns
How would you describe a stinky chemist?
Mole-odorous
What are mammoles?
Four-legged ani-moles
What did the generous mole say when people crashed his party?
The mole the merrier
Why is it bad to tell mole jokes?
It's mole-itically incorrect.
Why does Avogadro like Cindy Crawford?
She's his favorite super-mole-dle (and she has a mole).
What did Avogadro teach his students in math class?
Mole-tiplication
How do geologists like to relax? In rocking chairs, of course!
Did you hear about the geologist who got divorced?
He was taking his wife for granite, so she left him.
Why are geologists never hungry?
They lost their apatite.
What did Darth Vader tell the geologist?
May the quartz be with you!
Why was the geologist always depressed?
He had a hard rock life.
Why did the geologist go on a date to the quarry?
He wanted to be a little boulder.
Why are geologists no fun at parties?
They like to be stone-cold sober.
What happens when you keep reading geology jokes in your free time?
You know that you have really hit rock bottom.
What did the geologist say when his doctor said he needed a colon exam?
No fracking way!
Did you hear about the geologist who went to jail?
He was charged with basalt and battery.
Why are geologists so good in school?
They take nothing for granite.
Why shouldn’t you lend a geologist money?
Why are geologists good at stand up comedy?
They know really “dirty” jokes.
Why shouldn’t you let a geologist drive your car?
Because they get hammered and stoned.
Why shouldn’t you lend a geologist money?
They consider a million years ago to be Recent.