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So engineering school is really hard.
I'm not doing so hot in thermodynamics.
Why is wind power popular? Because it has a lot of fans!”
I passed my degree in sound engineering. I got 1-2-1-2!
Why are the electricians always up to date? Because they are ‘current specialists.
What is an outlet’s favorite song?
I’ve Got The Power.
Two sodium atoms are walking down the street. Suddenly one says “Oh, my God, I’ve lost an electron!” The other says “Lost an electron! Are you sure?” and the first replies “Yes, I’m positive!”
When I was in school I got a B in biology, a C in chemistry.
And an F in Physics.
What did the structural engineer say to the architect? Nice buttress.
When Miss Acid told her husband, Mr Alkali, she was pregnant...
He exploded with anger.
It wasn't the reaction she was hoping for.
What do you call an acid with attitude?
A meano-acid.
What type of flowers does everybody have? two-lips.
My physics teacher told me i had so much potential, so much energy.
Then I fell down the stairs and lost it all.
Why don't they galvanize ships?
Because that would make them zinc.
My vaccine dad joke failed.
But it was worth a shot.
A physics student ask his teacher: "Can you point me to someone who can teach me a way in which quantum mechanics can be united with general relativity?"
The teacher answers: "Let me see if I can pull some strings for you."
Did you know that geologists are athletic? Yeah, I read it in Quartz illustrated.
A physics teacher is about to jump off a high bridge
When a friend stops him saying, "Don't do it, you have so much potential."
Heard Russia has the vaccine to Coronavirus. I'm probably not Putin that into my body.
Wanna hear a pun about gold? AU!
I finally managed to get rid of that nasty electrical charge I’ve been carrying. I’m ex-static!”
Dear Algebra, Please stop asking us to find your X.
She’s never coming back—don’t ask Y.
I was going to become a biologist. But all the endless coursework on hearts and lungs and kidneys and so on just made it seem like one long organ recital.
Books on helium are so hard to put down.
Why is six afraid of seven?
Because seven eight nine!
Why does algebra make you a better dancer?
Because you can use algo-rhythm.
Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?
He will stop at nothing to avoid them.
The local band stand was struck by lightening yesterday while the band was playing.
Only the conductor was hit.
The frequency of bad physics puns on this category...

It hertz.
Why are environmentalists attracted to electricity? It’s natural.”
I can’t afford to pay for electricity anymore; these are some dark times.