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Why did the electrician marry his colleague? He couldn’t resistor.
Why did the two 4’s skip lunch?
They already 8!
I don't think I need a spine.
It's holding me back.
Why did the lights go out? Because they liked each other!”
What’s the best way to woo a math teacher?
Use acute angle.
Where in the World Can You Find the Highest Concentration of Engineers?
Antarctica! Because that's where all the P. Enguins are!
Just opened my water bill and my electricity bill at the same time… I was shocked.”
Why did the obtuse angle go to the beach?
Because it was over 90 degrees.
Why shouldn’t you lend a geologist money?
What did the structural engineer say to the architect? Nice buttress.
How Many Engineers Does It Take to Assemble a Futon?
Three…and a psychologist!
A physics student ask his teacher: "Can you point me to someone who can teach me a way in which quantum mechanics can be united with general relativity?"
The teacher answers: "Let me see if I can pull some strings for you."
What is an electrician’s favorite flavor of ice cream? Shock-a-lot.”
Did you hear about the geologist who was reading a book about Helium?
He just couldn’t put it down.
What did the numerator say to the denominator when they broke up?
I'm so over you!
What is better than a physics joke?
A meta physics joke.
What was the biologist wearing on his first date with a hot chick? Designer jeans.
Why is wind power popular? Because it has a lot of fans!”
I’m a hardcore believer in the “i before e except after c” rule
It’s science.
I heard Frozen University is banning anyone who got the COVID vaccine from returning for the spring quarter
I guess if you get vaccinated you won’t be headed to the ICU.
Why does algebra make you a better dancer?
Because you can use algo-rhythm.
Funny chemistry puns always get a good reaction.
The interesting the about engineering Toilet Paper.
It's an a-ply-ed science.
Organ donors really put their heart into it.
Two kittens on a sloped roof.
Which one slides off first?
The one with the lowest mew.
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice? H2O cubed.
Which tooth did Avogadro have pulled?
One of his mole-ars
What element is derived from a Norse god? Thorium.
Did you hear about the zygote that joined the army?
I heard he was diploid.
Where do light bulbs go shopping? The outlet stores.”