What song did Kenny Rogers write after his cowboy boot broke?
“You picked a fine time to leave me, Loose Heel.”
How did the catholic cowboy greet his priest for confession?
“Howdy, pardoner!”
What did the cowboy say when he bought a yo yo.
This ain't my first yo yo!
In another town, the cowboy rides in wearing a paper suit. Paper pants, paper jacket, paper chaps. Even a paper holster!
He wasn't in town ten minutes before he was arrested for rustling.
Waddaya get when you cross a cowboy with an Egyptian Pharaoh?
Darn Tutankhamun!
A lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided if the cowboy city planners had just made their towns big enough for everyone.
What do you call a gassy cowboy?
Wyatt Burp.
How did the cowboy greet the equestrian?
Howdy Neigh-bor.
What do you call it when dress up like a cowboy?
Ranch dressing
What does a millennial cowboy say?
Yeet Haw!
What type of car does a cowboy drive?
Audi partner.