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What would happen if pigs could fly? The price of bacon would go skyrocket.
Why did the pig kill the farmer? To save his own bacon.
What do you call real bacon?
Why was the meat packer arrested? For bringing home the bacon.
What do you call a pig that can tell you about his ancestors? History in the bacon.
What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede? Bacon and Legs.
Bacon and eggs walk into a bar.
They take their seat and ask the bartender for two draft beers.

The bartender looks at them and says “sorry guys, we don’t serve breakfast here.”
Did you hear about the butcher who sat on his bacon slicer?
He got a little behind in his deliveries.
I dressed up as bacon for halloween.
To say the least, i was looking pretty CRISP.
Why should you bake bacon on an asteroid on its way to Earth ?
It's meteor.
Whats the name of the movie about Bacon? Frankenswine, or you can go see Hamlet.
Why do pigs go to New York City? To see the Big Apple.
What do you get when you cross a pig and a chicken? The best bacon-and-eggs of your life.
What did the boy bacon say to the girl bacon? Girl, you're bacon my heart melt.
My wife asked me this morning "Do you want a bacon omelette?"
I said "No, I'd rather fry one."
Patient: "Nurse im suffering from bacon disease!" Nurse: "Baloney"
Whats green and smells like bacon? Kermit the Frog's finger! Why do we cook bacon and bake cookies?
If you can't get Swine Flu from eating bacon what can you get? A1: Obesity A2: Heart Disease A3: Hardening of the Arteries.
What did bacon say to tomato? Lettuce get together.
What do pigs drive? Pigup trucks.
What do you call a bacon wrapped dinosaur? Jurrasic Pork.
when I smelled breakfast in the morning it was bacon me eggcited.
Why do communist hate bacon?
Because it’s from capitalist pigs.
Did you hear about the policeman who tried to make love to a bacon slicer?
He had a tip off.
How do you keep bacon from curling in the pan?
You take away their little brooms
Why didn't the drunk Mexican druglord find the Bacon Tree? Because he walked into a Ham Bush!
What do you call a pig thats wrong? Mistaken bacon.
My car smelled like bacon when I got home.
My porking brake was on.
How is bacon like southern Europe?
It's got a lot of Greece in it.
Why did the pig go into the kitchen? He felt like bacon.