Why should you avoid discussing coffee around sensitive people?
It can lead to a really heated, strong debate.
Did you hear about the guy who put little G.I. Joe soldiers at the bottom of his coffee cup?
He’d heard that the best part of waking up is soldiers in your cup!
What did the horny woman say about her coffee?
That coffee’s not the only thing that’s hot and wet this morning.
A man went to his psychiatrist and complained that every time he drink coffee, he would get a stabbing pain in his right eye.
The psychiatrist said, “Well, have you tried taking the spoon out?”
How is coffee better than a woman?
It goes down way easier.
What do chocolate, men, and coffee have in common?
They’re only good if they’re rich!
What’s the opposite of coffee?
Sneezy.
How do you make Pig Jerky?
Give them some coffee.