You don’t like my winter pun? How cold!
What did the man say after spending hours skiing?
"I'm starving, can I avalanche?"
If you're alone and get too cold, you might become ice-olated.
What do you call a bunch of kids who spent all afternoon in the snow?
Chill-dren!
What do you get when someone stares coldly at you?
Glare ice.
We've reached the point of snow return.
The best way to get back at someone is to push them in the snow; after all, revenge is a dish best served cold.
If you cross a bee and a lizard, you'll get a blizzard!
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
I’m browsing the winter-net.
If snowmen can’t ride bicycles, tricycles, or unicycles, what can they ride?
Icicles!
What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.
What does Frosty the Snowman do to combat his worries about melting?
Take a chill pill!
Why go to the beach? I’d rather be by the ski-side.
That was thaw-some!
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he likes cool music...
What’s the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?
One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
What do you call ten arctic hares hopping backward through the snow?
A receding hare line.
Skiing is believing!
The weather outside is snow joke.
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
I snuggle to get through these winter days.
I usually prefer cold weather, but only to a certain degree.
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell
What’s the best meal to eat in an igloo?
Brr-eakfast!
Feeling cold? Go stand in the corner. It’s 90 degrees.
How do you know that it's too cold outside for a picnic?
You chip your tooth on the soup.
Why are wintertime fortune tellers so reliable?
They can see what is mitten in the stars.
Did you hear about the emperor penguin?
He had a freezing reign!
I came, I thaw, I conquered.
An ig is just a snow house without a loo!
Snow joke, the weather is horrible today!
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren
What do you call a cold crocodile in winter? A refrigerator.
You’re sledding a fine line there.
I just wanted to make a good frost impression.
Can I Alp you?
I only have ice for you!
What do you call a dollar bill frozen in ice?
Cold, hard cash!
Who is Frosty’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt Artica!
Why are winter days great?
They’re snow much fun!
No one likes eating outside in the winter.
It’s frost come, frost served.
Why did Dracula take cold medicine in winter? To stop his coffin.
Winter is here, weather you like it or not.
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
What did the Austrian skier yell when he sprained his ankle?
“Alp!”
What did the snowplow guy say when his equipment broke down?
Take this job and shovel it!
See snow evil, hear snow evil.