If you're alone and get too cold, you might become ice-olated.
We've reached the point of snow return.
Feeling cold? Go stand in the corner. It’s 90 degrees.
The best way to get back at someone is to push them in the snow; after all, revenge is a dish best served cold.
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
Who’s at the door?
It’s snowbody.
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
It was mitten in the stars.
Mother knows best, and when winter comes, Mother Nature snows best.
Winter is here, weather you like it or not.
If you cross a bee and a lizard, you'll get a blizzard!
What do you call ten arctic hares hopping backward through the snow?
A receding hare line.
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
What do you call a bunch of kids who spent all afternoon in the snow?
Chill-dren!
What did the Austrian skier yell when he sprained his ankle?
“Alp!”
What did the man say after spending hours skiing?
"I'm starving, can I avalanche?"
We’re traveling winter-nationally.
Snow joke, the weather is horrible today!
What kind of soup can you make with cool beans?
Chilly!
What does a gingerbread man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet!
What is red, white, and blue over winter break?
A sad candy cane.
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
Whatever coats your boat.
What do you say when you want to break the ice with someone?
Ice to meet you!
When winter comes, this town turns into an iceburg.
Winter is un-brr-lieveable!
Variety is the ice of life.
I snuggle to get through these winter days.
How do you know that it's too cold outside for a picnic?
You chip your tooth on the soup.
The cold weather always comes towards the end of the year weather you like it or not.
I came, I thaw, I conquered.
Why is winter the least popular time of year for a wedding?
Because the grooms always get cold feet!
What do you call a dollar bill frozen in ice?
Cold, hard cash!
What do you call a glove combined with a snake?
Smitten.
Ice simply love it when it snows!
What do you call one day below freezing and the next day at 70 degrees?
“It’s snowing today, but water you doing tomorrow?”
I’m stuck on you like igloo.
I want to tell you an excellent ice pun, but the problem is that it’s just slipped my mind.
Where does a bird have the most feathers in winter?
On the outside.
You don’t like my winter pun? How cold!
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
Why go to the beach? I’d rather be by the ski-side.
Did you hear about the emperor penguin?
He had a freezing reign!
Snowmen decide on everything with a game of eeny, meeny, miny, snow.
What did the icy road say to the car?
“Want to go for a spin?”
You’re sledding a fine line there.
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren
No one likes eating outside in the winter.
It’s frost come, frost served.
What do you get when someone stares coldly at you?
Glare ice.
I just wanted to make a good frost impression.
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