Winter is here, weather you like it or not.
I snuggle to get through these winter days.
What kind of soup can you make with cool beans?
Chilly!
Why do snowmen always get injured when playing sports?
Because they refuse to warm up!
Who is Frosty’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt Artica!
Why didn't the snowman go to the party?
He had snowone to go with!
What did the snowplow guy say when his equipment broke down?
Take this job and shovel it!
It’s a winterful day!
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren
What is red, white, and blue over winter break?
A sad candy cane.
Ice simply love it when it snows!
Can I Alp you?
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
For his birthday, the snowman wants a cake with lots of icing on it.
What do you call a dollar bill frozen in ice?
Cold, hard cash!
An ig is just a snow house without a loo!
Why did Billy make a bunch of snowmen to be his friends?
Because he wanted to hang with the cool kids!
That was thaw-some!
The snowman keeps having tantrums, they're real meltdowns!
What do you call one day below freezing and the next day at 70 degrees?
“It’s snowing today, but water you doing tomorrow?”
What’s the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?
One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
Snowmen decide on everything with a game of eeny, meeny, miny, snow.
Why are winter days great?
They’re snow much fun!
The abdominal snowman is just a snowman with a six-pack.
You don’t like my winter pun? How cold!
I only have ice for you!
Everyone teased the snowman for having a pointy nose, but he didn’t carrot all.
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
Let’s list the froze and cons.
What does a gingerbread man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet!
I’m browsing the winter-net.
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he likes cool music...
What did the icy road say to the car?
“Want to go for a spin?”
What did the man say after spending hours skiing?
"I'm starving, can I avalanche?"
What did the Austrian skier yell when he sprained his ankle?
“Alp!”
Did you hear about the emperor penguin?
He had a freezing reign!
What do you call a glove combined with a snake?
Smitten.
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
Winter is un-brr-lieveable!
Icy what you did there!
It was mitten in the stars.
The best way to get back at someone is to push them in the snow; after all, revenge is a dish best served cold.
See snow evil, hear snow evil.
I came, I thaw, I conquered.
Why is the letter B so cold? Because it’s between the AC.
If you're alone and get too cold, you might become ice-olated.
Why are wintertime fortune tellers so reliable?
They can see what is mitten in the stars.
If you cross a bee and a lizard, you'll get a blizzard!
You’re sledding a fine line there.
Why did Dracula take cold medicine in winter? To stop his coffin.
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