If you cross a bee and a lizard, you'll get a blizzard!
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
I only have ice for you!
Winter is un-brr-lieveable!
How Rudolf you to say that!
Who’s at the door?
It’s snowbody.
Why go to the beach? I’d rather be by the ski-side.
What did the Austrian skier yell when he sprained his ankle?
“Alp!”
I’m stuck on you like igloo.
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he likes cool music...
What is the best breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?
Frosted Flakes!
Did you hear about the emperor penguin?
He had a freezing reign!
Why did Billy make a bunch of snowmen to be his friends?
Because he wanted to hang with the cool kids!
What do you say when you want to break the ice with someone?
Ice to meet you!
What did the man say after spending hours skiing?
"I'm starving, can I avalanche?"
The weather outside is snow joke.
What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
Why are winter days great?
They’re snow much fun!
After all is sled and done.
If you're alone and get too cold, you might become ice-olated.
What do you call a whirlwind winter romance?
Love at frost sight!
Can I Alp you?
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
The snowman keeps having tantrums, they're real meltdowns!
That was thaw-some!
Icy what you did there!
Skiing is believing!
What do you call one day below freezing and the next day at 70 degrees?
“It’s snowing today, but water you doing tomorrow?”
Why didn't the snowman go to the party?
He had snowone to go with!
Where does a bird have the most feathers in winter?
On the outside.
It was mitten in the stars.
You’re sledding a fine line there.
Ice simply love it when it snows!
What’s the biggest danger of building a snow dog?
Frostbite!
What do you call a cold crocodile in winter? A refrigerator.
You don’t like my winter pun? How cold!
Why are wintertime fortune tellers so reliable?
They can see what is mitten in the stars.
Mother knows best, and when winter comes, Mother Nature snows best.
Snowmen decide on everything with a game of eeny, meeny, miny, snow.
When winter comes, this town turns into an iceburg.
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell
The abdominal snowman is just a snowman with a six-pack.
How do you know that it's too cold outside for a picnic?
You chip your tooth on the soup.
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
What’s the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?
One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren
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