I only have ice for you!
What’s the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?
One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
What do you call a cold crocodile in winter? A refrigerator.
Variety is the ice of life.
What do you call a whirlwind winter romance?
Love at frost sight!
The abdominal snowman is just a snowman with a six-pack.
Whatever coats your boat.
How do you know that it's too cold outside for a picnic?
You chip your tooth on the soup.
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren
What do you call a dollar bill frozen in ice?
Cold, hard cash!
What’s the best meal to eat in an igloo?
Brr-eakfast!
The cold weather always comes towards the end of the year weather you like it or not.
You’re sledding a fine line there.
What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.
Who is Frosty’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt Artica!
I’m stuck on you like igloo.
What is the best breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?
Frosted Flakes!
What does Frosty the Snowman do to combat his worries about melting?
Take a chill pill!
Mother knows best, and when winter comes, Mother Nature snows best.
Winter is here, weather you like it or not.
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
It was mitten in the stars.
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
An ig is just a snow house without a loo!
You don’t like my winter pun? How cold!
I usually prefer cold weather, but only to a certain degree.
Can I Alp you?
Snow joke, the weather is horrible today!
That was thaw-some!
If snowmen can’t ride bicycles, tricycles, or unicycles, what can they ride?
Icicles!
What did the man say after spending hours skiing?
"I'm starving, can I avalanche?"
If you cross a bee and a lizard, you'll get a blizzard!
Snowmen decide on everything with a game of eeny, meeny, miny, snow.
No one likes eating outside in the winter.
It’s frost come, frost served.
It’s a winterful day!
What do you call a bunch of kids who spent all afternoon in the snow?
Chill-dren!
Feeling cold? Go stand in the corner. It’s 90 degrees.
Did you hear about the emperor penguin?
He had a freezing reign!
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he likes cool music...
Why is the letter B so cold? Because it’s between the AC.
Why is winter the least popular time of year for a wedding?
Because the grooms always get cold feet!
Skiing is believing!
Why are winter days great?
They’re snow much fun!
How Rudolf you to say that!
Why do snowmen always get injured when playing sports?
Because they refuse to warm up!
After all is sled and done.
Everyone teased the snowman for having a pointy nose, but he didn’t carrot all.
Let’s list the froze and cons.
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
The best way to get back at someone is to push them in the snow; after all, revenge is a dish best served cold.
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