See snow evil, hear snow evil.
That was thaw-some!
It was mitten in the stars.
What do you call a glove combined with a snake?
Smitten.
What do you call a dollar bill frozen in ice?
Cold, hard cash!
I just wanted to make a good frost impression.
What do you get when someone stares coldly at you?
Glare ice.
If you're alone and get too cold, you might become ice-olated.
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
What kind of soup can you make with cool beans?
Chilly!
After all is sled and done.
Why is the letter B so cold? Because it’s between the AC.
Did you hear about the emperor penguin?
He had a freezing reign!
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell
For his birthday, the snowman wants a cake with lots of icing on it.
What did the Austrian skier yell when he sprained his ankle?
“Alp!”
I came, I thaw, I conquered.
I’m stuck on you like igloo.
I’m browsing the winter-net.
I only have ice for you!
Why did Dracula take cold medicine in winter? To stop his coffin.
What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.
What do you call ten arctic hares hopping backward through the snow?
A receding hare line.
Icy what you did there!
Where does a bird have the most feathers in winter?
On the outside.
The weather outside is snow joke.
Why didn't the snowman go to the party?
He had snowone to go with!
Winter is here, weather you like it or not.
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he likes cool music...
I snuggle to get through these winter days.
What does Frosty the Snowman do to combat his worries about melting?
Take a chill pill!
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
What does a gingerbread man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet!
We've reached the point of snow return.
Why are wintertime fortune tellers so reliable?
They can see what is mitten in the stars.
Whatever coats your boat.
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren
I usually prefer cold weather, but only to a certain degree.
Let’s list the froze and cons.
The best way to get back at someone is to push them in the snow; after all, revenge is a dish best served cold.
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
You’re sledding a fine line there.
It’s a winterful day!
The snowman's favorite side dish is iceberg salad.
The cold weather always comes towards the end of the year weather you like it or not.
Who’s at the door?
It’s snowbody.
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
No one likes eating outside in the winter.
It’s frost come, frost served.
Snowmen decide on everything with a game of eeny, meeny, miny, snow.
You don’t like my winter pun? How cold!
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