I want to tell you an excellent ice pun, but the problem is that it’s just slipped my mind.
Who’s at the door?
It’s snowbody.
If you cross a bee and a lizard, you'll get a blizzard!
The snowman's favorite side dish is iceberg salad.
Whatever coats your boat.
See snow evil, hear snow evil.
Winter is un-brr-lieveable!
What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.
What’s the best meal to eat in an igloo?
Brr-eakfast!
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
How do you know that it's too cold outside for a picnic?
You chip your tooth on the soup.
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell
What do you call one day below freezing and the next day at 70 degrees?
“It’s snowing today, but water you doing tomorrow?”
The snowman keeps having tantrums, they're real meltdowns!
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
The abdominal snowman is just a snowman with a six-pack.
What do you call a cold crocodile in winter? A refrigerator.
After all is sled and done.
What’s the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?
One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
Why is winter the least popular time of year for a wedding?
Because the grooms always get cold feet!
What did the icy road say to the car?
“Want to go for a spin?”
What do you call a glove combined with a snake?
Smitten.
What did the Austrian skier yell when he sprained his ankle?
“Alp!”
When winter comes, this town turns into an iceburg.
What do you call a whirlwind winter romance?
Love at frost sight!
The best way to get back at someone is to push them in the snow; after all, revenge is a dish best served cold.
What do you call ten arctic hares hopping backward through the snow?
A receding hare line.
What do you call a bunch of kids who spent all afternoon in the snow?
Chill-dren!
We’re traveling winter-nationally.
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
The cold weather always comes towards the end of the year weather you like it or not.
What do you call a dollar bill frozen in ice?
Cold, hard cash!
I usually prefer cold weather, but only to a certain degree.
Winter is here, weather you like it or not.
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
Snowmen decide on everything with a game of eeny, meeny, miny, snow.
Variety is the ice of life.
Why are wintertime fortune tellers so reliable?
They can see what is mitten in the stars.
Can I Alp you?
What do you get when someone stares coldly at you?
Glare ice.
Who is Frosty’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt Artica!
What’s the biggest danger of building a snow dog?
Frostbite!
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren
Feeling cold? Go stand in the corner. It’s 90 degrees.
I came, I thaw, I conquered.
For his birthday, the snowman wants a cake with lots of icing on it.
Why is the letter B so cold? Because it’s between the AC.
Mother knows best, and when winter comes, Mother Nature snows best.
What is the best breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?
Frosted Flakes!
We've reached the point of snow return.