Winter is un-brr-lieveable!
Why is winter the least popular time of year for a wedding?
Because the grooms always get cold feet!
Why do snowmen always get injured when playing sports?
Because they refuse to warm up!
What did the Austrian skier yell when he sprained his ankle?
“Alp!”
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
If you cross a bee and a lizard, you'll get a blizzard!
The snowman's favorite side dish is iceberg salad.
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
What do you call a whirlwind winter romance?
Love at frost sight!
What did the snowplow guy say when his equipment broke down?
Take this job and shovel it!
I only have ice for you!
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he likes cool music...
I’m stuck on you like igloo.
What’s the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?
One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
If you're alone and get too cold, you might become ice-olated.
See snow evil, hear snow evil.
You don’t like my winter pun? How cold!
Why are wintertime fortune tellers so reliable?
They can see what is mitten in the stars.
What does a gingerbread man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet!
Where does a bird have the most feathers in winter?
On the outside.
What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
What do you call one day below freezing and the next day at 70 degrees?
“It’s snowing today, but water you doing tomorrow?”
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
Who is Frosty’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt Artica!
What is red, white, and blue over winter break?
A sad candy cane.
I came, I thaw, I conquered.
The best way to get back at someone is to push them in the snow; after all, revenge is a dish best served cold.
Snow joke, the weather is horrible today!
I just wanted to make a good frost impression.
Why go to the beach? I’d rather be by the ski-side.
Snowmen decide on everything with a game of eeny, meeny, miny, snow.
I snuggle to get through these winter days.
Variety is the ice of life.
Did you hear about the emperor penguin?
He had a freezing reign!
Skiing is believing!
The snowman keeps having tantrums, they're real meltdowns!
It’s a winterful day!
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
What do you call a cold crocodile in winter? A refrigerator.
We’re traveling winter-nationally.
Why did Dracula take cold medicine in winter? To stop his coffin.
Why are winter days great?
They’re snow much fun!
What’s the biggest danger of building a snow dog?
Frostbite!
Why did Billy make a bunch of snowmen to be his friends?
Because he wanted to hang with the cool kids!
What does Frosty the Snowman do to combat his worries about melting?
Take a chill pill!
Winter is here, weather you like it or not.
Ice simply love it when it snows!
After all is sled and done.
Mother knows best, and when winter comes, Mother Nature snows best.
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