Why is the letter B so cold? Because it’s between the AC.
I only have ice for you!
You don’t like my winter pun? How cold!
What did the icy road say to the car?
“Want to go for a spin?”
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
I just wanted to make a good frost impression.
What did the Austrian skier yell when he sprained his ankle?
“Alp!”
What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.
See snow evil, hear snow evil.
The abdominal snowman is just a snowman with a six-pack.
Why do snowmen always get injured when playing sports?
Because they refuse to warm up!
The best way to get back at someone is to push them in the snow; after all, revenge is a dish best served cold.
What did the man say after spending hours skiing?
"I'm starving, can I avalanche?"
Icy what you did there!
Let’s list the froze and cons.
The snowman keeps having tantrums, they're real meltdowns!
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
What do you call a dollar bill frozen in ice?
Cold, hard cash!
Can I Alp you?
What’s the biggest danger of building a snow dog?
Frostbite!
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
What do you say when you want to break the ice with someone?
Ice to meet you!
An ig is just a snow house without a loo!
Ice simply love it when it snows!
I’m browsing the winter-net.
Why did Dracula take cold medicine in winter? To stop his coffin.
What do you call one day below freezing and the next day at 70 degrees?
“It’s snowing today, but water you doing tomorrow?”
You’re sledding a fine line there.
What kind of soup can you make with cool beans?
Chilly!
Why didn't the snowman go to the party?
He had snowone to go with!
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
Why are winter days great?
They’re snow much fun!
Why go to the beach? I’d rather be by the ski-side.
Did you hear about the emperor penguin?
He had a freezing reign!
Where does a bird have the most feathers in winter?
On the outside.
I’m stuck on you like igloo.
Everyone teased the snowman for having a pointy nose, but he didn’t carrot all.
We've reached the point of snow return.
Snow joke, the weather is horrible today!
What do you call a cold crocodile in winter? A refrigerator.
Feeling cold? Go stand in the corner. It’s 90 degrees.
Why are wintertime fortune tellers so reliable?
They can see what is mitten in the stars.
What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
Who’s at the door?
It’s snowbody.
Snowmen decide on everything with a game of eeny, meeny, miny, snow.
After all is sled and done.
Winter is un-brr-lieveable!
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
The cold weather always comes towards the end of the year weather you like it or not.
The snowman's favorite side dish is iceberg salad.
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