What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
You don’t like my winter pun? How cold!
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell
I came, I thaw, I conquered.
How do you know that it's too cold outside for a picnic?
You chip your tooth on the soup.
Ice simply love it when it snows!
What does a gingerbread man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet!
Feeling cold? Go stand in the corner. It’s 90 degrees.
What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
Why go to the beach? I’d rather be by the ski-side.
Icy what you did there!
What do you say when you want to break the ice with someone?
Ice to meet you!
For his birthday, the snowman wants a cake with lots of icing on it.
What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
Snowmen decide on everything with a game of eeny, meeny, miny, snow.
If you cross a bee and a lizard, you'll get a blizzard!
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
What do you get when someone stares coldly at you?
Glare ice.
Why didn't the snowman go to the party?
He had snowone to go with!
It was mitten in the stars.
I’m browsing the winter-net.
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
What kind of soup can you make with cool beans?
Chilly!
What is red, white, and blue over winter break?
A sad candy cane.
The weather outside is snow joke.
Whatever coats your boat.
After all is sled and done.
Mother knows best, and when winter comes, Mother Nature snows best.
I just wanted to make a good frost impression.
Why did Dracula take cold medicine in winter? To stop his coffin.
What do you call ten arctic hares hopping backward through the snow?
A receding hare line.
Why is winter the least popular time of year for a wedding?
Because the grooms always get cold feet!
The best way to get back at someone is to push them in the snow; after all, revenge is a dish best served cold.
If you're alone and get too cold, you might become ice-olated.
I’m stuck on you like igloo.
What do you call one day below freezing and the next day at 70 degrees?
“It’s snowing today, but water you doing tomorrow?”
Winter is un-brr-lieveable!
What do you call a dollar bill frozen in ice?
Cold, hard cash!
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren
An ig is just a snow house without a loo!
Why are winter days great?
They’re snow much fun!
Where does a bird have the most feathers in winter?
On the outside.
What’s the best meal to eat in an igloo?
Brr-eakfast!
Everyone teased the snowman for having a pointy nose, but he didn’t carrot all.
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
What did the icy road say to the car?
“Want to go for a spin?”
What do you call a whirlwind winter romance?
Love at frost sight!
Who is Frosty’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt Artica!
What does Frosty the Snowman do to combat his worries about melting?
Take a chill pill!
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