Rough

I ran out of toilet paper so I had to start using old newspapers.
The Times are rough.
I just saw a man slumped over a lawn mower crying his eyes out.
he's just going through a rough patch.
I saw my neighbor, slumped over his lawnmower, crying his eyes out.
I think he’s going through a rough patch.
We like rough sets. As long as you practice safe sets, there isn’t a problem.
This corn is a little rough to the touch. Looks like a job for Kernel Sanders.
Why are all dumb blonde jokes one liners? So men can understand them. Why did God create man before woman? Because you're always supposed to have a rough draft before creating your masterpiece.
A Tale of Tortoise and Snail
A Tale of Tortoise and Snail A tortoise went out for a few beers and, despite being severely worse for wear, decided to walk home through the rough part of town. Half way home he was set upon by four snails who beat him senseless, stole what little money he still had and, as a final insult, they sprayed obscenities on his shell. Utterly distraught, he was taken to the local police station where the fox inspector asked if he could remember anything about the assailants . "I don't know!" He cried, "It all happened so fast!"
What do you call a fruit that is rough around the edges? A bad apple.