Why are all dumb blonde jokes one liners? So men can understand them. Why did God create man before woman? Because you're always supposed to have a rough draft before creating your masterpiece.
I saw my neighbor, slumped over his lawnmower, crying his eyes out.
I think he’s going through a rough patch.
We like rough sets. As long as you practice safe sets, there isn’t a problem.
This corn is a little rough to the touch. Looks like a job for Kernel Sanders.
What do you call a fruit that is rough around the edges? A bad apple.
I ran out of toilet paper so I had to start using old newspapers.
The Times are rough.
I just saw a man slumped over a lawn mower crying his eyes out.
he's just going through a rough patch.