Carrots Jokes

What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Do you smell carrots?

Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he liked cool music.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An animal who never forgets to eat its carrots.
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see a rabbit wearing glasses.
Why did the bunny eat the wedding ring? Because he heard it was 18 carrots.
Why couldn’t the equestrian find the carrots? They were down by the bay.
What do you call a Stegosaurus with carrots in its ears? Anything you want, it can't hear you!
How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight? Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?
What did the snowman ask the other snowman?
Do you smell carrots?
If carrots are so good for the eyes, how come I see so many dead rabbits on the highway?
What is invisible and smells like carrots?
A Rabbit's flatulence.
How do you make soup rich? Add 24 carrots.
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