Carrots Jokes

How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight? Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?
What did the snowman ask the other snowman?
Do you smell carrots?
If carrots are so good for the eyes, how come I see so many dead rabbits on the highway?
What is invisible and smells like carrots?
A Rabbit's flatulence.
Why couldn’t the equestrian find the carrots? They were down by the bay.
The Old Woman and the Shopkeeper An elderly woman visited a store that sold jade and requested seven kilograms of potatoes. The owner was delighted to help and started packing the potatoes. However, the woman stopped him and requested that each potato be wrapped individually. The man complied and asked if there was anything else he could help with. The woman then requested four kilograms of onions to be wrapped in a similar manner. The shop owner packed the onions and asked if there was anything else. The woman requested seven kilograms of carrots. "Let me guess," said the owner with a sour face, "you want them wrapped individually." "Oh, that would be grand." she said. The shop owner fulfilled her request and packed all her items in a bag. The woman then asked: "What are in those crates behind you?" The man flushed red and said "Madam, these are grapes and they are not for sale!"
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Do you smell carrots?

Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he liked cool music.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An animal who never forgets to eat its carrots.
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see a rabbit wearing glasses.
Why did the bunny eat the wedding ring? Because he heard it was 18 carrots.
How do you make soup rich? Add 24 carrots.
What do you call a Stegosaurus with carrots in its ears? Anything you want, it can't hear you!
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