Why did the blonde give up online shopping?
The trolley kept falling off the computer.
“I got a compliment on my driving today,” said a blonde to her friend.
There was a note left on my windshield it said “parking fine”.
How does a blonde kill a worm?
She buries it.
The advantage of having a blonde as your girlfriend? You get to park in the handicap zone.
A blonde and a brunette were jumping off a building. Who jumped first? The brunette. The blonde had to ask for directions...
How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves? She fell out of the tree.
What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Run like hell, she has a grenade in her hand.
Why was the blonde woman talking into an envelope? She was trying to send a voicemail!
A blonde was cruising down the highway at breakneck speed when a cop pulled her over.
“May I see your license and registration, please?” asked the cop.
Miffed, the blonde said, “I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you took away my license and today you want me to show it to you!”
Why can't the blonde write the number eleven? She didn't know which "1" came first!
How many dumb blonde jokes are there? None they're all true stories.
A boss tells a blonde applicant, "I'll give you $8 an hour, starting today, and in three months, I'll raise it to $10 an hour. So, when would you like to start?"
"Could I start In three months?"
Why was the blonde woman talking into an envelope? She was trying to send a voicemail!
What happened to the blonde Ice Hockey Team? They drowned in Spring Training