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“Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.”
Sam Ewing
What's worse than a dragon speaking to you?
The money that you have to pay for therapy.
What is the difference between lightning and electricity. For electricity, you need to pay, but
lightning kills for free.”
I can’t afford to pay for electricity anymore; these are some dark times.
How did the electrician pay for his new phone?
He charged it.
How did the swim team manage to pay for new pool renovations?
They pool-ed their resources!
This Valentine's day, I decided to pay extra and buy flowers that look after themselves.
They are Self Raising.
You don’t need to pay rent to live inside my heart.
How did they punish the longshoreman whose improper ship mooring caused the destruction of a pier?
They docked his pay.
What's worse than a dragon speaking to you?
The money that you have to pay for therapy.
I forgot to pay my colonoscopy bill.
Now I’m in arrears.
My friend couldn't afford to pay his water bill.
So I sent him a “get well soon” card.
My friend couldn’t pay his water bill anymore.
I sent him a Get Well Soon card.
What does a pirate pay for his corn?
A buccaneer!
Why did the Blonde go to Taco Bell? To pay her phone bill.