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Why did the Blonde go to Taco Bell? To pay her phone bill.
What's worse than a dragon speaking to you?
The money that you have to pay for therapy.
How did they punish the longshoreman whose improper ship mooring caused the destruction of a pier?
They docked his pay.
What's worse than a dragon speaking to you?
The money that you have to pay for therapy.
How did the swim team manage to pay for new pool renovations?
They pool-ed their resources!
What does a pirate pay for his corn?
A buccaneer!
My friend couldn't afford to pay his water bill.
So I sent him a “get well soon” card.
My friend couldn’t pay his water bill anymore.
I sent him a Get Well Soon card.
I forgot to pay my colonoscopy bill.
Now I’m in arrears.
This Valentine's day, I decided to pay extra and buy flowers that look after themselves.
They are Self Raising.
You don’t need to pay rent to live inside my heart.
“Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.”
Sam Ewing
What is the difference between lightning and electricity. For electricity, you need to pay, but
lightning kills for free.”
I can’t afford to pay for electricity anymore; these are some dark times.
How did the electrician pay for his new phone?
He charged it.