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Levi's should pay you a royalty.
What does a straw and a view have in common?
You can get a paper straw and you can also get pay per view.
Did you hear the one about the Troll who tried to pay for dinner with a gnome? He came up short on the bill.
What happened when the zombie refused to pay its ticket from the police?
It was facing grave consequences.
Babe, are you Spotify? Because I would pay premium to spend uninterrupted time with you.
You forgot to pay your income tax so I'm coming to seize your ASSets.
“We pretend to work because they pretend to pay us."
~ Anonymous
“I used to work at McDonald’s making minimum wage. You know what thay means? You know what your boss was trying to say? It’s like, ‘Hey if I could pay you less, I would, but it’s against the law.’” – Chris Rock
“People are still willing to do an honest day’s work. The problem is they want a week’s pay for it.” – Joey Adams
“As I have gotten older and wiser I discovered that there are six things that I really loved about my job. Pay day, lunch time, quitting time, vacation time, holidays, and of course retirement.” — Tom Goins
“If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys” – James Goldsmith
How did Dr. Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?
On a piece rate.
“They say that love is more important, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?” – Anonymous
Why did the squirrel ask for a pay raise?
He was paid peanuts.
If I had a dollar for every time someone said not to look directly at the eclipse...
I'd have enough money to pay for the eye surgery I need.
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