Blue

A red ship and a blue ship collided in the ocean.
Apparently the survivors are marooned.
Did you hear about the red ship that collided with the blue ship?
All the sailors were marooned.
What is a blue whale’s favourite James Bond Film?
Licence to Krill.
Why is the ocean always blue?
Because the shore never waves back.
What is black, purple, blue, yellow and white? Sugilite, sardonyx and opal all fighting over a gumball.
A blue man gives you a pineapple. A man with a horse for a head gives you a blender. A man with seven feet on each leg gives you a dragonfruit. What do you have?
Schizophrenia
A blue man gives you a pineapple. A man with a horse for a head gives you a blender. A man with seven feet on each leg gives you a dragonfruit. What do you have?
Schizophrenia
Does a pink candle burn longer than a blue one?
No, they both burn shorter!
Easter and April Fools fall on the same day this year...
You could say it only happens once in a blue moon.
I went to the doctor with hearing problems. He said, "Can you describe the symptoms?"

I said, “Homer’s the big dude and Marge has blue hair...”
Red ship hits Blue ship...
Sailors marooned.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Brown is the color
Of elephant poo.
What do you call corn with red, white and blue kernels?
Americorn.
My Wife is leaving me because of my obsession with cowboys
But that's ok this town ain't big enough for the both of us.
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Acowboy enters the saloon
"Who painted my horse blue??"

A huge guy stands up, and walks right into the cowboy's face.

"It was me, you have a problem with that?"

"No...I just wanted to let you know that it's dry and ready for the second coating."
How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm? it has a blue light.