After graduating from high school, crows go to caw-lleges for further studies.
Why did the junkie adopt a one legged crow?
So he could get crow cane from his vet.
What did the crow said when it saw a car coming? Cawr.
Went on a walk today. Had a couple of crows following me around. I'm pretty sure I have the corvid.
What’s the difference between a crow and a chicken?
A chicken can crow, but a crow can’t chicken.
I stole seven crows yesterday.
Got away with murder.
What do you call a white crow?
A caw-casian.
Who is a crow’s favorite actor? Russell Crow!
When buying crows for commercial use, always buy them in groups...
That way, you’re guaranteed to make a killing.
What did one crow say to the other after the party?
We were raven.
The guy nearly saw a murder when he almost ran over his car over a couple of crows.
What’s black, dangerous and hides in trees?
A crow with a machine gun.
I heard some crows communicating after one of their own was injured.
They were caws for concern.
What would a crow wear to the Halloween party? A crown!
A gang of ravens scared off individual crows and cornered them together. Well, you can say that a conspiracy of ravens preplanned a murder of crows.
The public investigated a box full of crows because it was a murder case.
Why was the crow upset about his job? The HR fired the crow with no caws.
That raven is so stubborn at times, he just needs to crow up.
What's an albino crow called? A caw-casian.
How does an antisocial crow say about a family party? "It was murder".
One of my friends who hates crows, looked at a flock of crows, I saw murder in his eyes.
What should you name a crow with soft down feathers? Microwsoft.
Crowing, crowing, gone.
What do you call a noisy group of crows?
A caw-cophony!
What do crows read? Cawmics.
The scare crow was out standing in his field, so he got awarded as the best employee of the year.
Why was the crow so angry after his stand up comedy gig? The venue paid him in coffee instead of caw fee.
Who brings presents for crows on Christmas? On Christmas? Santa Caws
The cawllarborne of the skinny crow was so pronounced.
The gang of crows used a crowbar to break into the house.
Which bird is the most contented? The crow, because he never complains without caws.
What did the irritated crow said to his fried?
I won't talk to you if you don’t stop ravening.
A bunch of crows ganged up and killed a chicken.
It was a murder most fowl.
What do you call a group of crows eating a box of corn flakes?
A cereal murder.
Crows organized a cawnfrences, to discuss the upcoming project.
Did you heard about the zombie crow? He wants to eat your grains.
What do you call a Spanish pig?
Porque.
I whisper my sins to crows
So my parents can't hear me confess to a murder
What do you call a room full of crows? Crowded.
I had to carry a group of crows once.
It was murder on my back!
What is a crows favorite vegetable?
Corn on the caawb.
The crow decided to dress up as Corvid-19 virus for the Halloween costume party.
Crows prefer carrion, so their bags are never checked at the airport.
My pet raven, Poe, started coughing... thought it was Corvid-19, but then the bird flu away. Think I will see him nevermore.
What do you call it when a raven marries a crow? A conspiracy to commit to murder.
A sunburned murder of crows is referred to as 1st, 2nd and 3rd degree.
A group of crows is usually called a 'murder.' Technically, it's only a manslaughter unless there is probable caws.
Have you ever heard of the Crows Law Of Energy Conservation?
It's also known as the Law of Caws and Effect.
Two crows land on a park bench.
They were arrested for conspiring to murder.
Why was the crow on the telephone wire? To make a long-distance caw.
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