Have you ever heard of the Crows Law Of Energy Conservation?
It's also known as the Law of Caws and Effect.
A group of crows placed evenly between two margins is definitely a justified murder.
Crows love Cawnie Chung, their favorite reporter.
Why did the junkie adopt a one legged crow?
So he could get crow cane from his vet.
What’s the number one complaint pig spouses have about one another? Too stub-boar-n.
That raven is so stubborn at times, he just needs to crow up.
Who is a crow’s favorite actor? Russell Crow!
What do crows read? Cawmics.
Ravens fans are so tough....they hang out in crowbars.
What do you call a group of crows eating a box of corn flakes?
A cereal murder.
Why are crows the safest flying birds?
They're the most CAWtious.
What happened to the pig who ate too fast? They got a ticket for running a Slop Sign.
I stole seven crows yesterday.
Got away with murder.
What do you call a room full of crows? Crowded.
It is said that crows and owls are in caw-hoots.
Crowing, crowing, gone.
What do you call a stoned, dyslexic crow?
A hybrid
What did one crow say to the other after the party?
We were raven.
I whisper my sins to crows
So my parents can't hear me confess to a murder
What do you call a group of crows who see food?
A tempted murder.
My pet raven, Poe, started coughing... thought it was Corvid-19, but then the bird flu away. Think I will see him nevermore.
The crow decided to dress up as Corvid-19 virus for the Halloween costume party.
A crow invited his buddies over to hang out but they didn’t show up.
He was charged with attempted murder.
What did the crow said when it saw a car coming? Cawr.
A crow’s favorite nutty dessert is Pecawn Pie.
Crows organized a cawnfrences, to discuss the upcoming project.
What do crows take for their gut issues? crow-biotics.
The police hung up the phone call when I informed them about a murder in my front yard. They said they could not do anything regarding the crows.
After graduating from high school, crows go to caw-lleges for further studies.
I had to carry a group of crows once.
It was murder on my back!
Went on a walk today. Had a couple of crows following me around. I'm pretty sure I have the corvid.
I hate getting into arguments with farmers about the best methods for keeping crows away.
They always resort to straw man arguments.
What do you call a Spanish pig?
Porque.
Who brings presents for crows on Christmas? On Christmas? Santa Caws
Why are crows so interesting?
Just beCAWse
Experts suggest that the crows flying beak first into windows at a horrifying speed comit a murder suicide.
What do you call a group of politically similar crows?
A cawcus
The phone rings, and a crow picks it only to find out it’s for her husband. She then says: "Hey John, you have a phone caw."
How do the crows in Texas greet each other?
Yee-caw
What do you call a white crow?
A caw-casian.
The group of crows that attacked the lady was accused of murder, the cawps are still looking for the probable caws.
I would rather breed mice than crows
Mischief is one thing, but I don't think I can pull off a murder.
On Halloween night a group of crows decided to enact a scene from the play Julius Ceaser, they were enacting the caw-nspiracy scene.
What does a chocolate crow say? “Cacao!”
Why was the crow so angry after his stand up comedy gig? The venue paid him in coffee instead of caw fee.
A bear covered in a bunch of crows gives the picture of a grizzly murder.
What do crows drink in order to stay awake? They drink cawfee.
What’s the difference between a crow and a chicken?
A chicken can crow, but a crow can’t chicken.
Which bird is the most contented? The crow, because he never complains without caws.
A group of crows is usually called a 'murder.' Technically, it's only a manslaughter unless there is probable caws.
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