What did the teenage crow want for his birthday? A brand new caw!
Went on a walk today. Had a couple of crows following me around. I'm pretty sure I have the corvid.
The guy nearly saw a murder when he almost ran over his car over a couple of crows.
A gang of ravens scared off individual crows and cornered them together. Well, you can say that a conspiracy of ravens preplanned a murder of crows.
Why did the junkie adopt a one legged crow?
So he could get crow cane from his vet.
I can’t believe that during the attempted murder, John Crow, Russel Crow and Sheryl Crow were all in the room.
Ever heard of Cawsmopolitan? It is one of the best magazines for crows.
How can you tell the difference between an English and French crow?
"PourCUAWWW! PourCUAWWW!"
Crows prefer carrion, so their bags are never checked at the airport.
What is a bunch of crows gathering money called? Crow funding.
A guy walks into a crow bar
It's a murder scene
It is said that crows and owls are in caw-hoots.
What does a chocolate crow say? “Cacao!”
The phone rings, and a crow picks it only to find out it’s for her husband. She then says: "Hey John, you have a phone caw."
What do you call a room full of crows? Crowded.
Why are crows the safest flying birds?
They're the most CAWtious.
I hate getting into arguments with farmers about the best methods for keeping crows away.
They always resort to straw man arguments.
Which Halloween treat is going to keep a crow up all night? A crowfee apple.
Why was the crow on the telephone wire? To make a long-distance caw.
What did the irritated crow said to his fried?
I won't talk to you if you don’t stop ravening.
I had to carry a group of crows once.
It was murder on my back!
What do you call a Spanish pig?
Porque.
The crow decided to dress up as Corvid-19 virus for the Halloween costume party.
I heard some crows communicating after one of their own was injured.
They were caws for concern.
A sunburned murder of crows is referred to as 1st, 2nd and 3rd degree.
What should you name a crow with soft down feathers? Microwsoft.
And the collective nouns go: a murder of crows, a herd of cows, a migraine of children.
I stole seven crows yesterday.
Got away with murder.
Who was the criminal crow running from? The cawps.
I use a crow to wake me up in the morning.
There’s caws for alarm.
How do the crows in Texas greet each other?
Yee-caw
Crows go to get their shopping at Cawst Co.
What do you call a group of crows who see food?
A tempted murder.
The gang of crows used a crowbar to break into the house.
What do you called a crow that cant find his way?
A lost caws
The group of crows that attacked the lady was accused of murder, the cawps are still looking for the probable caws.
Where do crows try their luck?
Ma-cau
I whisper my sins to crows
So my parents can't hear me confess to a murder
What do you call it when a raven marries a crow? A conspiracy to commit to murder.
What kind of bird always gets stuck in the nest? A velcrow.
After graduating from high school, crows go to caw-lleges for further studies.
Crowing, crowing, gone.
Sometimes we eat a crow while other times we eat Croatia.
Did you heard about the zombie crow? He wants to eat your grains.
A crow was arrested under suspicion of murder. The case was closed, as the judge said he had just caws.
Wondering what crows prefer with soup, crows like crowtons in their soup.
What is the name of the final exam you take when studying bird law? The crow bar.
A bear covered in a bunch of crows gives the picture of a grizzly murder.
Who brings presents for crows on Christmas? On Christmas? Santa Caws
What kind of ice cream do pigs like best?
Hoggin Daz!
Go to BabaMail
