What do you call it when a raven marries a crow? A conspiracy to commit to murder.
Why was the crow on the telephone wire? To make a long-distance caw.
Where do crows try their luck?
Ma-cau
What is the favorite bread of a crow? Crow-issant.
I used to own a raven. It could speak English, but the only word it could speak was "car".
The group of crows that attacked the lady was accused of murder, the cawps are still looking for the probable caws.
After graduating from high school, crows go to caw-lleges for further studies.
A guy walks into a crow bar
It's a murder scene
Why was the crow so angry after his stand up comedy gig? The venue paid him in coffee instead of caw fee.
The public investigated a box full of crows because it was a murder case.
A bunch of crows ganged up and killed a chicken.
It was a murder most fowl.
Two crows land on a park bench.
They were arrested for conspiring to murder.
What did the crow decide to dress up as on Halloween? As a scarecrow.
One of my friends who hates crows, looked at a flock of crows, I saw murder in his eyes.
To resolve the internal issues at the office, crows involved their cawnflict mediators.
The flock of crows that were sprayed with sewage was a true definition of murder most foul.
A gang of ravens scared off individual crows and cornered them together. Well, you can say that a conspiracy of ravens preplanned a murder of crows.
Who is a crow’s favorite actor? Russell Crow!
Have you ever heard of the Crows Law Of Energy Conservation?
It's also known as the Law of Caws and Effect.
What does a chocolate crow say? “Cacao!”
Ever heard of Cawsmopolitan? It is one of the best magazines for crows.
It is said that crows and owls are in caw-hoots.
What did the pig do when it came to a pork in the road? It pigged the road less traveled.
What do you call a group of dyslexic crows?
A redrum.
Crows go, listen, perform, and enjoy live music, at cawnsorts.
What's an albino crow called? A caw-casian.
What did the crow said when it saw a car coming? Cawr.
Crowing, crowing, gone.
I use a crow to wake me up in the morning.
There’s caws for alarm.
What would a crow wear to the Halloween party? A crown!
What do you call a Spanish pig?
Porque.
A group of crows placed evenly between two margins is definitely a justified murder.
What are unsolved murders called when it happens in a society of crows? Murder mysteries.
A crow invited his buddies over to hang out but they didn’t show up.
He was charged with attempted murder.
How can you tell the difference between an English and French crow?
"PourCUAWWW! PourCUAWWW!"
Why are crows the safest flying birds?
They're the most CAWtious.
What’s the number one complaint pig spouses have about one another? Too stub-boar-n.
Why did the junkie adopt a one legged crow?
So he could get crow cane from his vet.
He has some good puns on crows, but he doesn’t have to keep crowing about it.
Crows, they just love sports, crow-quet to be precise.
What’s black, dangerous and hides in trees?
A crow with a machine gun.
What is the popular computer game that crows play? Caw of Duty!
The cawllarborne of the skinny crow was so pronounced.
What happened to the pig who ate too fast? They got a ticket for running a Slop Sign.
Which Halloween treat is going to keep a crow up all night? A crowfee apple.
Why are crows so interesting?
Just beCAWse
What kind of bird always gets stuck in the nest? A velcrow.
Where do crows type? Crows type on cawmputers.
There was a recent study showing that crows were hit a lot more by trucks than cars...
they came to the conclusion that this was because crows can warn each other by going "CAAAR CAAAR" but can't say "TRUCK TRUCK".
How do the crows in Texas greet each other?
Yee-caw
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