A crow was arrested under suspicion of murder. The case was closed, as the judge said he had just caws.
What did the pig do when it came to a pork in the road? It pigged the road less traveled.
He has some good puns on crows, but he doesn’t have to keep crowing about it.
What do you call a white crow?
A caw-casian.
What are unsolved murders called when it happens in a society of crows? Murder mysteries.
No, I'm not concerned about crows infesting my house...
It's actually just a mynah problem.
One of my friends who hates crows, looked at a flock of crows, I saw murder in his eyes.
What do you call a group of crows eating a box of corn flakes?
A cereal murder.
Crows go to get their shopping at Cawst Co.
What do you call a group of crows who see food?
A tempted murder.
What do you call a Spanish pig?
Porque.
What kind of ice cream do pigs like best?
Hoggin Daz!
The police hung up the phone call when I informed them about a murder in my front yard. They said they could not do anything regarding the crows.
What do you call a group of politically similar crows?
A cawcus
Where do crows type? Crows type on cawmputers.
My pet raven, Poe, started coughing... thought it was Corvid-19, but then the bird flu away. Think I will see him nevermore.
Where do crows try their luck?
Ma-cau
What do you call it when a raven marries a crow? A conspiracy to commit to murder.
Why are crows the safest flying birds?
They're the most CAWtious.
Have you ever heard of the Crows Law Of Energy Conservation?
It's also known as the Law of Caws and Effect.
Crows organized a cawnfrences, to discuss the upcoming project.
A gang of ravens scared off individual crows and cornered them together. Well, you can say that a conspiracy of ravens preplanned a murder of crows.
The flock of crows that were sprayed with sewage was a true definition of murder most foul.
What did the nervous crow do? The crow proceeded with caw-tion.
The phone rings, and a crow picks it only to find out it’s for her husband. She then says: "Hey John, you have a phone caw."
How do the crows in Texas greet each other?
Yee-caw
Sometimes we eat a crow while other times we eat Croatia.
How can you tell the difference between an English and French crow?
"PourCUAWWW! PourCUAWWW!"
Where do crows go to get educated?
CAWlege
Two crows land on a park bench.
They were arrested for conspiring to murder.
What do you call two crows flying together?
An attempted murder
I whisper my sins to crows
So my parents can't hear me confess to a murder
Crowing, crowing, gone.
My Chinese neighbour said he's just opened a crows shop.
Speaking slowly, I said "you mean a *clothes* shop?"
He says, "No, a crows shop - come in and have a rook."
To resolve the internal issues at the office, crows involved their cawnflict mediators.
Crows go, listen, perform, and enjoy live music, at cawnsorts.
A crow’s favorite nutty dessert is Pecawn Pie.
What do crows take for their gut issues? crow-biotics.
For waterproofing their nests, crows buy caw-king.
What is the popular computer game that crows play? Caw of Duty!
Crows love Cawnie Chung, their favorite reporter.
What do birds like to put in their soup? Crow-tons.
Went on a walk today. Had a couple of crows following me around. I'm pretty sure I have the corvid.
That raven is so stubborn at times, he just needs to crow up.
How does an antisocial crow say about a family party? "It was murder".
The scare crow was out standing in his field, so he got awarded as the best employee of the year.
What is a bunch of crows gathering money called? Crow funding.
Crows hold grudges. They're also fond of eating the dead. Now...
they've been found to copulate with corpses.
NeCROWphilia.
What do crows drink in order to stay awake? They drink cawfee.
I can’t believe that during the attempted murder, John Crow, Russel Crow and Sheryl Crow were all in the room.
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