Who was the criminal crow running from? The cawps.
Don't give up at this stage, just keep cawing on, you will do great.
I can’t believe that during the attempted murder, John Crow, Russel Crow and Sheryl Crow were all in the room.
I stole seven crows yesterday.
Got away with murder.
After graduating from high school, crows go to caw-lleges for further studies.
Why was the crow so angry after his stand up comedy gig? The venue paid him in coffee instead of caw fee.
I said some stubtly racist stuff to a magpie
She was a victim of my crow aggressions.
What do you call a group of politically similar crows?
A cawcus
Crows, they just love sports, crow-quet to be precise.
What did the teenage crow want for his birthday? A brand new caw!
A woman bought a rooster, wanting to hear it crow.
However, it turns out the rooster was mute, so she was out of cluck.
Crows have 16 feather pinions and ravens have 17 pinions. It's just a matter of a pinion.
A group of crows drooling over a pastry is called a-tempted murder.
How will a crow with a cold fever sound like? Caw-ph, Caw-ph.
What are unsolved murders called when it happens in a society of crows? Murder mysteries.
What do crows read? Cawmics.
A bunch of crows ganged up and killed a chicken.
It was a murder most fowl.
I saved a tiny baby crow and now he won't leave, I guess you could say he's mi-cro.
When buying crows for commercial use, always buy them in groups...
That way, you’re guaranteed to make a killing.
The guy nearly saw a murder when he almost ran over his car over a couple of crows.
The phone rings, and a crow picks it only to find out it’s for her husband. She then says: "Hey John, you have a phone caw."
What happened to the pig who ate too fast? They got a ticket for running a Slop Sign.
What do you call a white crow?
A caw-casian.
A bear covered in a bunch of crows gives the picture of a grizzly murder.
What do you call two crows flying together?
An attempted murder
What do you call a Spanish pig?
Porque.
I use a crow to wake me up in the morning.
There’s caws for alarm.
What’s the number one complaint pig spouses have about one another? Too stub-boar-n.
A guy walks into a crow bar
It's a murder scene
A crow was arrested under suspicion of murder. The case was closed, as the judge said he had just caws.
Have you ever heard of the Crows Law Of Energy Conservation?
It's also known as the Law of Caws and Effect.
What is the favorite bread of a crow? Crow-issant.
I hate getting into arguments with farmers about the best methods for keeping crows away.
They always resort to straw man arguments.
What is a crows favorite vegetable?
Corn on the caawb.
A group of crows is usually called a 'murder.' Technically, it's only a manslaughter unless there is probable caws.
What kind of ice cream do pigs like best?
Hoggin Daz!
Ever heard of Cawsmopolitan? It is one of the best magazines for crows.
Where do crows try their luck?
Ma-cau
What is the name of the final exam you take when studying bird law? The crow bar.
Which Halloween treat is going to keep a crow up all night? A crowfee apple.
What’s the difference between a crow and a chicken?
A chicken can crow, but a crow can’t chicken.
Why was the crow on the telephone wire? To make a long-distance caw.
What did the irritated crow said to his fried?
I won't talk to you if you don’t stop ravening.
Crows prefer carrion, so their bags are never checked at the airport.
Experts suggest that the crows flying beak first into windows at a horrifying speed comit a murder suicide.
Wondering what crows wear during Halloween, well, they wear caw-stumes.
How does an antisocial crow say about a family party? "It was murder".
The police hung up the phone call when I informed them about a murder in my front yard. They said they could not do anything regarding the crows.
What do you call a group of crows eating a box of corn flakes?
A cereal murder.
Did you hear about the guy who killed a group of catholic crows?
It was Mass murder
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