Crowing, crowing, gone.
What is a bunch of crows gathering money called? Crow funding.
On Halloween night a group of crows decided to enact a scene from the play Julius Ceaser, they were enacting the caw-nspiracy scene.
What did the nervous crow do? The crow proceeded with caw-tion.
What did the pig do when it came to a pork in the road? It pigged the road less traveled.
Went on a walk today. Had a couple of crows following me around. I'm pretty sure I have the corvid.
The police hung up the phone call when I informed them about a murder in my front yard. They said they could not do anything regarding the crows.
Why did the junkie adopt a one legged crow?
So he could get crow cane from his vet.
What do you call a group of crows eating a box of corn flakes?
A cereal murder.
What do you call a noisy group of crows?
A caw-cophony!
The cawllarborne of the skinny crow was so pronounced.
What is a crows favorite vegetable?
Corn on the caawb.
What kind of bird always gets stuck in the nest? A velcrow.
Why are crows so interesting?
Just beCAWse
What did one crow say to the other after the party?
We were raven.
The guy nearly saw a murder when he almost ran over his car over a couple of crows.
Experts suggest that the crows flying beak first into windows at a horrifying speed comit a murder suicide.
What do crows drink in order to stay awake? They drink cawfee.
What's an albino crow called? A caw-casian.
I stole seven crows yesterday.
Got away with murder.
I whisper my sins to crows
So my parents can't hear me confess to a murder
Why was the crow on the telephone wire? To make a long-distance caw.
A group of crows placed evenly between two margins is definitely a justified murder.
Where do crows type? Crows type on cawmputers.
Where do crows go to get educated?
CAWlege
Wondering what crows wear during Halloween, well, they wear caw-stumes.
Wondering what crows prefer with soup, crows like crowtons in their soup.
Who was the criminal crow running from? The cawps.
What is the favorite bread of a crow? Crow-issant.
A group of crows drooling over a pastry is called a-tempted murder.
Two crows land on a park bench.
They were arrested for conspiring to murder.
No, I'm not concerned about crows infesting my house...
It's actually just a mynah problem.
What did the crow decide to dress up as on Halloween? As a scarecrow.
Why was the crow so angry after his stand up comedy gig? The venue paid him in coffee instead of caw fee.
Ravens fans are so tough....they hang out in crowbars.
A bunch of crows ganged up and killed a chicken.
It was a murder most fowl.
Crows hold grudges. They're also fond of eating the dead. Now...
they've been found to copulate with corpses.
NeCROWphilia.
Where do crows try their luck?
Ma-cau
How do the crows in Texas greet each other?
Yee-caw
What did the teenage crow want for his birthday? A brand new caw!
What happened to the pig who ate too fast? They got a ticket for running a Slop Sign.
The public investigated a box full of crows because it was a murder case.
Which bird is the most contented? The crow, because he never complains without caws.
What’s black, dangerous and hides in trees?
A crow with a machine gun.
What do you call a stoned, dyslexic crow?
A hybrid
One of my friends who hates crows, looked at a flock of crows, I saw murder in his eyes.
I hate getting into arguments with farmers about the best methods for keeping crows away.
They always resort to straw man arguments.
What do you call a group of crows who see food?
A tempted murder.
What should you name a crow with soft down feathers? Microwsoft.
Sometimes we eat a crow while other times we eat Croatia.
Go to BabaMail
