What do you call a Spanish pig?
Porque.
A crow’s favorite nutty dessert is Pecawn Pie.
Crows, they just love sports, crow-quet to be precise.
To resolve the internal issues at the office, crows involved their cawnflict mediators.
What’s black, dangerous and hides in trees?
A crow with a machine gun.
Crows go to get their shopping at Cawst Co.
What is the name of the final exam you take when studying bird law? The crow bar.
The guy nearly saw a murder when he almost ran over his car over a couple of crows.
I stole seven crows yesterday.
Got away with murder.
Did you hear about the guy who killed a group of catholic crows?
It was Mass murder
What is the favorite bread of a crow? Crow-issant.
The baby crow decided to dress up as his favorite vegetable on Halloween, he dressed up as a caw-liflower.
When buying crows for commercial use, always buy them in groups...
That way, you’re guaranteed to make a killing.
After graduating from high school, crows go to caw-lleges for further studies.
What should you name a crow with soft down feathers? Microwsoft.
Crows go, listen, perform, and enjoy live music, at cawnsorts.
On Halloween night a group of crows decided to enact a scene from the play Julius Ceaser, they were enacting the caw-nspiracy scene.
The crow decided to dress up as Corvid-19 virus for the Halloween costume party.
My friend asked me how my pet crow communicates…
I replied, “Microwaves”.
I had to carry a group of crows once.
It was murder on my back!
How will a crow with a cold fever sound like? Caw-ph, Caw-ph.
What did the crow decide to dress up as on Halloween? As a scarecrow.
The police hung up the phone call when I informed them about a murder in my front yard. They said they could not do anything regarding the crows.
Wondering what crows prefer with soup, crows like crowtons in their soup.
What’s the number one complaint pig spouses have about one another? Too stub-boar-n.
A group of crows is usually called a 'murder.' Technically, it's only a manslaughter unless there is probable caws.
The scare crow was out standing in his field, so he got awarded as the best employee of the year.
A crow was arrested under suspicion of murder. The case was closed, as the judge said he had just caws.
A crow invited his buddies over to hang out but they didn’t show up.
He was charged with attempted murder.
My Chinese neighbour said he's just opened a crows shop.
Speaking slowly, I said "you mean a *clothes* shop?"
He says, "No, a crows shop - come in and have a rook."
It is said that crows and owls are in caw-hoots.
What did the nervous crow do? The crow proceeded with caw-tion.
Why are crows so interesting?
Just beCAWse
Who was the criminal crow running from? The cawps.
The cawllarborne of the skinny crow was so pronounced.
I whisper my sins to crows
So my parents can't hear me confess to a murder
Ravens fans are so tough....they hang out in crowbars.
I saved a tiny baby crow and now he won't leave, I guess you could say he's mi-cro.
And the collective nouns go: a murder of crows, a herd of cows, a migraine of children.
Went on a walk today. Had a couple of crows following me around. I'm pretty sure I have the corvid.
What happened to the pig who ate too fast? They got a ticket for running a Slop Sign.
What do you call it when a raven marries a crow? A conspiracy to commit to murder.
Crows have 16 feather pinions and ravens have 17 pinions. It's just a matter of a pinion.
Who is a crow’s favorite actor? Russell Crow!
A woman bought a rooster, wanting to hear it crow.
However, it turns out the rooster was mute, so she was out of cluck.
What's an albino crow called? A caw-casian.
Ever heard of Cawsmopolitan? It is one of the best magazines for crows.
Have you ever heard of the Crows Law Of Energy Conservation?
It's also known as the Law of Caws and Effect.
I hate getting into arguments with farmers about the best methods for keeping crows away.
They always resort to straw man arguments.
That raven is so stubborn at times, he just needs to crow up.