I stole seven crows yesterday.
Got away with murder.
Crows go to get their shopping at Cawst Co.
What are unsolved murders called when it happens in a society of crows? Murder mysteries.
A group of crows drooling over a pastry is called a-tempted murder.
Have you ever heard of the Crows Law Of Energy Conservation?
It's also known as the Law of Caws and Effect.
What do you call a noisy group of crows?
A caw-cophony!
Which bird is the most contented? The crow, because he never complains without caws.
A bear covered in a bunch of crows gives the picture of a grizzly murder.
After graduating from high school, crows go to caw-lleges for further studies.
Why did the junkie adopt a one legged crow?
So he could get crow cane from his vet.
What’s the number one complaint pig spouses have about one another? Too stub-boar-n.
The guy nearly saw a murder when he almost ran over his car over a couple of crows.
What's an albino crow called? A caw-casian.
Where do crows type? Crows type on cawmputers.
Crows have 16 feather pinions and ravens have 17 pinions. It's just a matter of a pinion.
What is the popular computer game that crows play? Caw of Duty!
What happened to the pig who ate too fast? They got a ticket for running a Slop Sign.
Crows hold grudges. They're also fond of eating the dead. Now...
they've been found to copulate with corpses.
NeCROWphilia.
What is the favorite bread of a crow? Crow-issant.
A sunburned murder of crows is referred to as 1st, 2nd and 3rd degree.
Went on a walk today. Had a couple of crows following me around. I'm pretty sure I have the corvid.
What do you call a group of politically similar crows?
A cawcus
For waterproofing their nests, crows buy caw-king.
Who is a crow’s favorite actor? Russell Crow!
What’s the difference between a crow and a chicken?
A chicken can crow, but a crow can’t chicken.
Crows, they just love sports, crow-quet to be precise.
Crows love Cawnie Chung, their favorite reporter.
The phone rings, and a crow picks it only to find out it’s for her husband. She then says: "Hey John, you have a phone caw."
What did the crow said when it saw a car coming? Cawr.
My pet raven, Poe, started coughing... thought it was Corvid-19, but then the bird flu away. Think I will see him nevermore.
What kind of bird always gets stuck in the nest? A velcrow.
What do you call a group of crows flying over a couple?
A murder over love.
That raven is so stubborn at times, he just needs to crow up.
There was a recent study showing that crows were hit a lot more by trucks than cars...
they came to the conclusion that this was because crows can warn each other by going "CAAAR CAAAR" but can't say "TRUCK TRUCK".
Why are crows the safest flying birds?
They're the most CAWtious.
The cawllarborne of the skinny crow was so pronounced.
He has some good puns on crows, but he doesn’t have to keep crowing about it.
What do you call a group of crows eating a box of corn flakes?
A cereal murder.
I would rather breed mice than crows
Mischief is one thing, but I don't think I can pull off a murder.
Ever heard of Cawsmopolitan? It is one of the best magazines for crows.
Where do crows go to get educated?
CAWlege
What is a crows favorite vegetable?
Corn on the caawb.
My Chinese neighbour said he's just opened a crows shop.
Speaking slowly, I said "you mean a *clothes* shop?"
He says, "No, a crows shop - come in and have a rook."
The crow decided to dress up as Corvid-19 virus for the Halloween costume party.
Experts suggest that the crows flying beak first into windows at a horrifying speed comit a murder suicide.
What did the teenage crow want for his birthday? A brand new caw!
Sometimes we eat a crow while other times we eat Croatia.
A group of crows placed evenly between two margins is definitely a justified murder.
What did the irritated crow said to his fried?
I won't talk to you if you don’t stop ravening.
A crow’s favorite nutty dessert is Pecawn Pie.
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