I stole seven crows yesterday.
Got away with murder.
A group of crows placed evenly between two margins is definitely a justified murder.
I use a crow to wake me up in the morning.
There’s caws for alarm.
The public investigated a box full of crows because it was a murder case.
Where do crows go to get educated?
CAWlege
What do you call a stoned, dyslexic crow?
A hybrid
Why did the junkie adopt a one legged crow?
So he could get crow cane from his vet.
Crowing, crowing, gone.
Why was the crow upset about his job? The HR fired the crow with no caws.
What’s the difference between a crow and a chicken?
A chicken can crow, but a crow can’t chicken.
Which Halloween treat is going to keep a crow up all night? A crowfee apple.
What did the pig do when it came to a pork in the road? It pigged the road less traveled.
The guy nearly saw a murder when he almost ran over his car over a couple of crows.
He has some good puns on crows, but he doesn’t have to keep crowing about it.
What did one crow say to the other after the party?
We were raven.
Why was the crow so angry after his stand up comedy gig? The venue paid him in coffee instead of caw fee.
I used to own a raven. It could speak English, but the only word it could speak was "car".
Ever heard of Cawsmopolitan? It is one of the best magazines for crows.
Two crows land on a park bench.
They were arrested for conspiring to murder.
My friend asked me how my pet crow communicates…
I replied, “Microwaves”.
I would rather breed mice than crows
Mischief is one thing, but I don't think I can pull off a murder.
Experts suggest that the crows flying beak first into windows at a horrifying speed comit a murder suicide.
Ravens fans are so tough....they hang out in crowbars.
There was a recent study showing that crows were hit a lot more by trucks than cars...
they came to the conclusion that this was because crows can warn each other by going "CAAAR CAAAR" but can't say "TRUCK TRUCK".
What do crows read? Cawmics.
Crows, they just love sports, crow-quet to be precise.
Where do crows type? Crows type on cawmputers.
Have you ever heard of the Crows Law Of Energy Conservation?
It's also known as the Law of Caws and Effect.
Wondering what crows prefer with soup, crows like crowtons in their soup.
What do you call a group of crows eating a box of corn flakes?
A cereal murder.
What do crows take for their gut issues? crow-biotics.
Who is a crow’s favorite actor? Russell Crow!
What do you call two crows flying together?
An attempted murder
What do birds like to put in their soup? Crow-tons.
What’s the number one complaint pig spouses have about one another? Too stub-boar-n.
What do you call a group of crows who see food?
A tempted murder.
A group of crows drooling over a pastry is called a-tempted murder.
What is a crows favorite vegetable?
Corn on the caawb.
To resolve the internal issues at the office, crows involved their cawnflict mediators.
I said some stubtly racist stuff to a magpie
She was a victim of my crow aggressions.
It is said that crows and owls are in caw-hoots.
What do crows drink in order to stay awake? They drink cawfee.
I saved a tiny baby crow and now he won't leave, I guess you could say he's mi-cro.
What is the popular computer game that crows play? Caw of Duty!
What is the favorite bread of a crow? Crow-issant.
Who brings presents for crows on Christmas? On Christmas? Santa Caws
The police hung up the phone call when I informed them about a murder in my front yard. They said they could not do anything regarding the crows.
On Halloween night a group of crows decided to enact a scene from the play Julius Ceaser, they were enacting the caw-nspiracy scene.
What’s black, dangerous and hides in trees?
A crow with a machine gun.
What's an albino crow called? A caw-casian.