What do you call a Spanish pig?
Porque.
Don't give up at this stage, just keep cawing on, you will do great.
Have you ever heard of the Crows Law Of Energy Conservation?
It's also known as the Law of Caws and Effect.
It is said that crows and owls are in caw-hoots.
A sunburned murder of crows is referred to as 1st, 2nd and 3rd degree.
What do you call a group of crows flying over a couple?
A murder over love.
What do you call a group of politically similar crows?
A cawcus
A guy walks into a crow bar
It's a murder scene
A group of crows is usually called a 'murder.' Technically, it's only a manslaughter unless there is probable caws.
Sometimes we eat a crow while other times we eat Croatia.
Experts suggest that the crows flying beak first into windows at a horrifying speed comit a murder suicide.
After graduating from high school, crows go to caw-lleges for further studies.
Crows love Cawnie Chung, their favorite reporter.
The group of crows that attacked the lady was accused of murder, the cawps are still looking for the probable caws.
What does a chocolate crow say? “Cacao!”
The guy nearly saw a murder when he almost ran over his car over a couple of crows.
A crow was arrested under suspicion of murder. The case was closed, as the judge said he had just caws.
My pet raven, Poe, started coughing... thought it was Corvid-19, but then the bird flu away. Think I will see him nevermore.
I said some stubtly racist stuff to a magpie
She was a victim of my crow aggressions.
When buying crows for commercial use, always buy them in groups...
That way, you’re guaranteed to make a killing.
I can’t believe that during the attempted murder, John Crow, Russel Crow and Sheryl Crow were all in the room.
Why are crows so interesting?
Just beCAWse
What did the crow said when it saw a car coming? Cawr.
The gang of crows used a crowbar to break into the house.
And the collective nouns go: a murder of crows, a herd of cows, a migraine of children.
For waterproofing their nests, crows buy caw-king.
The crow decided to dress up as Corvid-19 virus for the Halloween costume party.
How will a crow with a cold fever sound like? Caw-ph, Caw-ph.
My friend asked me how my pet crow communicates…
I replied, “Microwaves”.
Ever heard of Cawsmopolitan? It is one of the best magazines for crows.
I used to own a raven. It could speak English, but the only word it could speak was "car".
What do you call a stoned, dyslexic crow?
A hybrid
Crows have 16 feather pinions and ravens have 17 pinions. It's just a matter of a pinion.
A crow’s favorite nutty dessert is Pecawn Pie.
What would a crow wear to the Halloween party? A crown!
Why was the crow so angry after his stand up comedy gig? The venue paid him in coffee instead of caw fee.
Where do crows try their luck?
Ma-cau
The cawllarborne of the skinny crow was so pronounced.
Crows organized a cawnfrences, to discuss the upcoming project.
What do crows drink in order to stay awake? They drink cawfee.
Who was the criminal crow running from? The cawps.
What do crows read? Cawmics.
I use a crow to wake me up in the morning.
There’s caws for alarm.
What is the name of the final exam you take when studying bird law? The crow bar.
How do the crows in Texas greet each other?
Yee-caw
Crows go to get their shopping at Cawst Co.
The flock of crows that were sprayed with sewage was a true definition of murder most foul.
The baby crow decided to dress up as his favorite vegetable on Halloween, he dressed up as a caw-liflower.
What should you name a crow with soft down feathers? Microwsoft.
Why did the junkie adopt a one legged crow?
So he could get crow cane from his vet.
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