Why did the junkie adopt a one legged crow?
So he could get crow cane from his vet.
And the collective nouns go: a murder of crows, a herd of cows, a migraine of children.
I said some stubtly racist stuff to a magpie
She was a victim of my crow aggressions.
Crows hold grudges. They're also fond of eating the dead. Now...
they've been found to copulate with corpses.
NeCROWphilia.
What did the teenage crow want for his birthday? A brand new caw!
The public investigated a box full of crows because it was a murder case.
What’s the number one complaint pig spouses have about one another? Too stub-boar-n.
Crows have 16 feather pinions and ravens have 17 pinions. It's just a matter of a pinion.
What does a chocolate crow say? “Cacao!”
What happened to the pig who ate too fast? They got a ticket for running a Slop Sign.
What do you call it when a raven marries a crow? A conspiracy to commit to murder.
My Chinese neighbour said he's just opened a crows shop.
Speaking slowly, I said "you mean a *clothes* shop?"
He says, "No, a crows shop - come in and have a rook."
I thought of premeditated murder and a flash mob of crows came to my mind.
Don't give up at this stage, just keep cawing on, you will do great.
How do the crows in Texas greet each other?
Yee-caw
What’s the difference between a crow and a chicken?
A chicken can crow, but a crow can’t chicken.
What do you call a group of dyslexic crows?
A redrum.
When buying crows for commercial use, always buy them in groups...
That way, you’re guaranteed to make a killing.
My friend asked me how my pet crow communicates…
I replied, “Microwaves”.
Two crows land on a park bench.
They were arrested for conspiring to murder.
Why was the crow on the telephone wire? To make a long-distance caw.
Crows, they just love sports, crow-quet to be precise.
What do you call a stoned, dyslexic crow?
A hybrid
A crow invited his buddies over to hang out but they didn’t show up.
He was charged with attempted murder.
A bear covered in a bunch of crows gives the picture of a grizzly murder.
What is the popular computer game that crows play? Caw of Duty!
To resolve the internal issues at the office, crows involved their cawnflict mediators.
What is the favorite bread of a crow? Crow-issant.
What is a bunch of crows gathering money called? Crow funding.
Crows love Cawnie Chung, their favorite reporter.
A group of crows is usually called a 'murder.' Technically, it's only a manslaughter unless there is probable caws.
The crow decided to dress up as Corvid-19 virus for the Halloween costume party.
What did one crow say to the other after the party?
We were raven.
A crow’s favorite nutty dessert is Pecawn Pie.
What is a crows favorite vegetable?
Corn on the caawb.
Ever heard of Cawsmopolitan? It is one of the best magazines for crows.
A group of crows placed evenly between two margins is definitely a justified murder.
I use a crow to wake me up in the morning.
There’s caws for alarm.
The gang of crows used a crowbar to break into the house.
What did the crow said when it saw a car coming? Cawr.
Wondering what crows prefer with soup, crows like crowtons in their soup.
Sometimes we eat a crow while other times we eat Croatia.
The flock of crows that were sprayed with sewage was a true definition of murder most foul.
What do you call a group of crows flying over a couple?
A murder over love.
After graduating from high school, crows go to caw-lleges for further studies.
Did you hear about the guy who killed a group of catholic crows?
It was Mass murder
What do you call a group of crows who see food?
A tempted murder.
Who brings presents for crows on Christmas? On Christmas? Santa Caws
A crow was arrested under suspicion of murder. The case was closed, as the judge said he had just caws.
What’s black, dangerous and hides in trees?
A crow with a machine gun.
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