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What did one hillbilly say to another? I got a new fly rod and reel for my wife. Best trade I ever made.
What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs and hang on the wall?
Curt 'n Rod.
How do you catch an electric eel?
You can catch an electric eel with a lightning rod!
Let's hang out sometime. You bring your beaker and I'll bring my stirring rod.
Have you ever seen a catfish? No, how did he hold the rod and reel?
Dating is a lot like fishing.
Sure, there’s plenty of fish in the sea, but until I catch one, I’m just stuck here holding my rod.