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How do you catch an electric eel?
You can catch an electric eel with a lightning rod!
What did one hillbilly say to another? I got a new fly rod and reel for my wife. Best trade I ever made.
What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs and hang on the wall?
Curt 'n Rod.
Let's hang out sometime. You bring your beaker and I'll bring my stirring rod.
The Old Man and the Puddle
The Old Man and the Puddle It was a long day at work, and George decided to leave his London office and walk to the pub across the street to get a few drinks. The rain was pouring as he stepped out, and there was a big puddle in front of the pub. As he crossed the street, he noticed a ragged old man was standing there with a rod and hanging a string into the puddle. His curiosity piqued, he stopped next to the old man and asked what he was doing. "Fishing." The old man said simply without looking at George. "Poor old fool." George thought, and he invited the ragged old man to a drink in the pub. He felt he should start some conversation while they were sipping their whiskey, so he thought he'd humor the old man and asked, "Well... how many have you caught?" "You're the eighth."
Dating is a lot like fishing.
Sure, there’s plenty of fish in the sea, but until I catch one, I’m just stuck here holding my rod.
Have you ever seen a catfish? No, how did he hold the rod and reel?