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Let's hang out sometime. You bring your beaker and I'll bring my stirring rod.
Have you ever seen a catfish? No, how did he hold the rod and reel?
What did one hillbilly say to another? I got a new fly rod and reel for my wife. Best trade I ever made.
Dating is a lot like fishing.
Sure, there’s plenty of fish in the sea, but until I catch one, I’m just stuck here holding my rod.
How do you catch an electric eel?
You can catch an electric eel with a lightning rod!
What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs and hang on the wall?
Curt 'n Rod.