Drinks

What do you call a dinosaur that drinks curry? A Mega-sore-arse.
Where did the garlic clove go to have a few drinks? The Salad Bar!
What’s fat, hairy and drinks a lot of coffee?
Java the Hut!
What do you do when your partner drinks your coffee? I don't know, but that's certainly grounds for divorce.
Where did the spinach go to have a few drinks? The Salad Bar!
Remember the one about people queuing up for drinks at Old Faithful's birthday party?
You're not missing much; the punch line blows.
Where did the spinach go to have a few drinks? The Salad Bar!
Which hot drinks space people like? Gravi-tea.
Remember the one about people queuing up for drinks at Old Faithful's birthday party?
You're not missing much; the punch line blows.
Relationship status - table for one but drinks for two.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There was a team member bar tending who could serve spiked drinks.
Made the mistake of offering my realtor some lipton iced tea
I forgot that he only drinks realty.
The Old Man and the Puddle
The Old Man and the Puddle It was a long day at work, and George decided to leave his London office and walk to the pub across the street to get a few drinks. The rain was pouring as he stepped out, and there was a big puddle in front of the pub. As he crossed the street, he noticed a ragged old man was standing there with a rod and hanging a string into the puddle. His curiosity piqued, he stopped next to the old man and asked what he was doing. "Fishing." The old man said simply without looking at George. "Poor old fool." George thought, and he invited the ragged old man to a drink in the pub. He felt he should start some conversation while they were sipping their whiskey, so he thought he'd humor the old man and asked, "Well... how many have you caught?" "You're the eighth."
What happens when a koala drinks too much alcohol? He gets a bear gut.
When it comes to seasonal drinks, more and more are converting to the church of pumpkin spice,
but I choose to remain eggnogstic.
Grandpa's Buddies
Grandpa's Buddies My grandpa told me “All you kids do these days is play video games.” “When I was your age”, he continued, “my buddies and I went to Paris, We went to the Moulin Rouge and I screwed a dancer on stage, pissed on the bartender and didn’t pay for my drinks all night!” The grandson thinks his grandfather is right. He goes to Paris and the Moulin Rouge with his friends. He comes back only three days later covered in bruises, and with a broken arm. The grandfather asks, “What the hell happened to you?” The grandson says, “I did just like you did. I went to the Moulin Rouge; I tried to screw a dancer on stage and piss on the bartender — but they beat the crap out of me and stole all the cash in my wallet!” The grandfather says, “Well who the hell did you go with boy?” The grandson says, “My friends from school, who did you go with?” The grandfather says, “Well…the Nazis.”
Yo Mama so stupid when I said drinks were on the house, she went and got a ladder.