Running Puns

Welcome to our Running Puns! Hope you didn't lose your breath getting here, you'll need it for laughing!

What do runners do when they forget something?
They jog their memory!
hat do you call it when a runner from Moscow starts a race at Red Square that ends in Finland?
Russian to the Finnish.
How do crazy runners go through the forest?
They take the psychopath!
Why are Scandinavians the fastest runners in the world?
Because they start out near the Finnish line.
Why wasn't the jogger all that bummed out when his girlfriend broke up with him?
'Cause they had a good run.
Why did the barber win the race?
He took a short cut!
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast.
What do you call a married couple who compete in the marathon side-by-side?
Running mates.
What might folks in Tokyo find between Godzilla's toes?
Slow runners.
What do you get when you run behind a car?
Which athlete wrote the book, Jumping for Exercize?
Lee Ping.
What it is it called if you refuse to go running today?
Resistance Training!
Why did the vegetarian stop running cross country?
He did not like the meets.
If ten zombies run after you, what time is it?
Ten after one.
What does a runner lose after winning the race?
His breath.
Why couldn't the garden gnome run in the marathon?
Because he's not part of the human race!
What do runners eat before a big race?
Fast food.
A guy walks into the bar.
It's hardly surprising he didn't make the steeplechase team, on reflection.
. What do you call it when you heard the same jogger pun earlier, yet laughed again?
A running joke.
What did his wife give the guy when he came home all sweaty from his run?
The stink eye.
Two tomatoes went jogging. One trips and falls. The other tomato said, "Grab my Heinz and I'll help you up." Trippy tomato replies, "Nah, you go ahead. I'll ketchup."
Why was the marathon runner plucked out of the race and taken away to jail?
For resisting a rest.
Who was the fastest runner of all time?
Adam. He was the first in the human race.
What do you call a guy who can't stop running along the beach?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
​Eyesore who?
Eyesore from my long run—can we take the elevator?
What do you call a free treadmill?
The Great Outdoors.
Why did the blonde run backward?
She wanted to gain weight.
Why was the criminal dubbed the Beer Runner let go after being arrested for stealing 23 beers?
'Cause the prosecutors didn't have a case.
What did the marathoner do after he won the race?
He decided to go into politics and run for office.
Why are nuns such great sprint runners?
'Cause they're used to being chaste.
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