Flying

I should call you rainbow, because you’re passing with flying colors.
The New Blonde Stewardess
The New Blonde Stewardess A new blonde stewardess began her first day. The route they were flying required that they make a stop in another city for the night. Soon after their arrival the captain showed all the flight attendants to their rooms. The next morning the pilot was preparing everyone to leave, and he noticed his new flight attendant was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up, as he was wondering what happened to her. She answered the phone, sobbing. "I can't get out of my room!" “You can’t get out of your room?” the captain asked, “Why not?” The stewardess replied, “There are only three doors in here,” she cried, “one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says, ‘Do Not Disturb’!”
"You are so tall that you can touch a flying airplane".
"Wow, I'll alert the media houses at once".
The years go flying by so fast
We wonder why our youth does not last
But when I look at you I see
A younger version of what you use to be
But remember I am aging with you
And without my glasses the picture is skewed
So who cares about what has been done
As long as birthdays keep having fun!

(Samatha C. Ringle)
What’s the difference between hot potato and a flying pig? One’s a heated yam, and the other is a yeeted ham.
Where you flying today? Because you landed in my heart.
Santa hit a dragon and killed it whilst flying over medieval England...
... guess you could say he sleighed it
Why are crows the safest flying birds?
They're the most CAWtious.
What do you call a group of crows flying over a couple?
A murder over love.
Experts suggest that the crows flying beak first into windows at a horrifying speed comit a murder suicide.
What do you call two crows flying together?
An attempted murder
A pilot friend of mine took the flight exam and flew past a rainbow. No wonder, he passed with flying colors.
My wife threw a saucer at me because I hadn't completed the science project of our kid until then. Interestingly, he won first prize at school for presenting...
a Flying Saucer.
"Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard there is nothing you can do about it." - Golda Meir
When you cross a magician and an airplane, the result is a flying sorcerer.
Have you heard about the new book all about flamingos? Apparently it’s flying off the shelves.
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