I should call you rainbow, because you’re passing with flying colors.
The New Blonde Stewardess
A new blonde stewardess began her first day.
The route they were flying required that they make a stop in another city for the night. Soon after their arrival the captain showed all the flight attendants to their rooms.
The next morning the pilot was preparing everyone to leave, and he noticed his new flight attendant was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up, as he was wondering what happened to her.
She answered the phone, sobbing. "I can't get out of my room!"
“You can’t get out of your room?” the captain asked, “Why not?”
The stewardess replied, “There are only three doors in here,” she cried, “one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says, ‘Do Not Disturb’!”
The years go flying by so fast We wonder why our youth does not last But when I look at you I see A younger version of what you use to be But remember I am aging with you And without my glasses the picture is skewed So who cares about what has been done As long as birthdays keep having fun!