The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
A Flying Blond
A Flying Blond A blond went to a flight school insisting she wanted to learn to fly. As all the planes were currently in use, the owner agreed to instruct her by radio on how to pilot the solo helicopter. He took her out, showed her how to start it and gave her the basics, and sent her on her way. After she climbed 1000 feet, she radioed in. "I'm doing great! I love it! The view is so beautiful, and I'm starting to get the hang of this." After 2000 feet, she radioed again, saying how easy it was to fly. The instructor watched her climb over 3000 feet, and was beginning to worry that she hadn't radioed in. A few minutes later, he watched in horror as she crashed about half a mile away. He ran over and pulled her from the wreckage. When he asked what happened, she said, "I don't know! Everything was going fine, but as I got higher, I was starting to get cold. I can barely remember anything after I turned off the big fan!"
What do you call a French guy flying a plane? A pilot.
Scientist are shocked after discovery of a new african bee species that can keep on flying even after their heart stops.
Local tribes in fear of a zombee apocalypse
How do bats spend their time?
Flying and hanging out.
What did the bat complain about?
Flying with such frequency was exhausting.
What do you call a magician on a plane? A flying sorcerer!
What do you call a flying elephant?
A jumbo jet.
A flying turtle is called a shellicopter.
What do you call a flying turtle?
A shellicopter.
Where do aliens park their flying saucers?
At a parking meteor.
What do you call a wizard aboard a spacecraft?
A flying sorcerer.
What do you call a flying monkey?
A hot air baboon.
What do you call a flying cheese?
A curd of prey.