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I'm using the wishbone to manifest a date with you.
Want to break the wishbone? I’m wishing for a date with you.
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
I heard there is a vampire on the loose, you better stay with me.
Let's get drinks, cuz I wanna get into the holiday ~spirit~ with you.
I'll be home for Christmas—and I want you to come with me.
I could work with the elves in the ribbon-tying department because I'm a pretty knotty girl.
Baby, we need to get together before Christmas, because you can't spell "love" with No-el.
"A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running."
"I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it."
"Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you're probably watching the wrong channel."
Yo girl are you the 29th state added to America?
Because Iowanna be with anybody else
You might not be America, but I found a whole new world with you.
I have a great relationship with my mother… land.
Girl, you're so beautiful. I'd cross the Delaware River to be with you.
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