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4th of July Pick Up Lines
Yo girl are you the 29th state added to America?
Because Iowanna be with anybody else
You might not be America, but I found a whole new world with you.
I have a great relationship with my mother… land.
Girl, you're so beautiful. I'd cross the Delaware River to be with you.
Thanksgiving Pick Up Lines
I'm using the wishbone to manifest a date with you.
Want to break the wishbone? I’m wishing for a date with you.
Easter Pick Up Lines
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
Christian Pick Up Lines
Let's get drinks, cuz I wanna get into the holiday ~spirit~ with you.
I'll be home for Christmas—and I want you to come with me.
I could work with the elves in the ribbon-tying department because I'm a pretty knotty girl.
Baby, we need to get together before Christmas, because you can't spell "love" with No-el.
Funny Groucho Marx Quotes
"A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running."
"I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it."
"Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you're probably watching the wrong channel."
Halloween Pick Up Lines
I heard there is a vampire on the loose, you better stay with me.
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