Your doctor called with your colonoscopy results. Good news – they found your head.
I just got my colonoscopy results: The doctor gave me two thumbs up!
The Little Old Lady and the Proctologist
A little old lady has an appointment with a proctologist.
The proctologist does the exam, and then discusses the results with her.
He ends by saying, "Do you have any questions for me, Mrs. Smith?"
The little old lady looks at him haughtily and says "Yes. Does your mother know what you do for a living?"