What did the rainwater say as it ran off the road.
Grate.
When is it raining money? Whenever there's 'change' in the weather.
Why do sailors eat shellfish when rain is forecast?
It’s the clam before the storm.
Does all this rain make you want an ark?
I Noah guy.
Why did Iron Man sleep outside when it rained?
To get some rust.
Why did the dad prefer driving in the rain?
Things ran more fluidly.
What do you call a dinosaur that got stuck in the rain?
A driplodocus.
What do you call a camper driving through frozen rain?
Van Hailin’.
Why don’t Native Americans like to do rain dances in April anymore?
Because April showers bring Mayflowers.
What was one raindrop overheard saying to another? Two's company, three's a cloud.
Why is rain the best kind of music?
Because it has amazing drops.
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?
Our souls will rain forever.
What type of pants do rain clouds wear? Thunderwear.
Ensure you save for the rainy day because even your closest friends can give you a cold shoulder.
What does a ghost wear when it’s raining outside?
Boooooooooooots.
What did the evaporating raindrop say?
I’m going to pieces.
How does one raindrop ask another out? Water you doing tonight?
What is known as the world's wettest animal? Rain-deer.
The queen’s favorite form of precipitation is the reign.
The winds of change started raining silver, copper, and gold coins.
It’s raining cats and dogs outside.
I think I just stepped in a poodle.
Why do you never see owls being affectionate in the rain? It's too wet to woo.
How could the skeleton tell that rain was coming?
He could feel it in his bones.
What does Santa often say to Mrs Claus? Come and look at the rain-dear.
Sorry for raining on your parade, I really thought it'd be snow problem.
What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop?
“My plop is bigger than your plop.”
What falls all the time and never gets hurt? Rain.
What’s the difference between a horse and wet weather?
One reigns up and the other rains down.
I don’t know if I got hit by freezing rain but it sure hurt like hail.
A man once said when is Monday coming? His wife said Mon-soon.
What do books wear on a wet and rainy day? Rain quotes.
The main difference between the weather and a horse is that one rains down while the other is reined up.
What should you do if it starts raining cats and dogs?
Please seek shelters.
It started raining coins outside today.
I guess it’s just climate change.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Accordion
Accordion who?
Accordion to the forecast, it's going to rain tonight.
The best place meteorologists can stop to get a drink on their way home is the isobar.
When does soil get rich?
When mother nature makes it rain.
What goes hiss, swish, hiss swish every time it rains? A windscreen viper.
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis.
The viking Rudolph the Red looked outside and proclaimed it was going to rain.
His wife asked him, “What makes you say that?”
He replied, “Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
I'm saving for a rainy day, so far I've collected a couple of raincoats, an anorak, and a dinghy.
Yesterday’s weather forecast predicted freezing rain. However, it turned out to be quite an ice day.
What happens before it rains candy? It sprinkles.
What does a spy do in the rain?
He goes undercover.
Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain.
One fish said, “Quick, let’s swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!”
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror.
What did the baby cloud say to its mum when it rained? Sorry, mum, I couldn't hold it any longer.
Why didn’t the light rain hit the target?
It just mist.
What do you call a bear that’s stuck out in the rain?
A drizzly bear.
What do you get if you come fourth in the National Weatherman Awards? A precipitation trophy.