Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain.
One fish said, “Quick, let’s swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!”
What should you do if it starts raining cats and dogs?
Please seek shelters.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Accordion
Accordion who?
Accordion to the forecast, it's going to rain tonight.
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis.
Why do you never see owls being affectionate in the rain? It's too wet to woo.
When we were young, we had this myth that lightning bolts go all the way to cloud 9.
Sorry for raining on your parade, I really thought it'd be snow problem.
When does soil get rich?
When mother nature makes it rain.
A man once said when is Monday coming? His wife said Mon-soon.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror.
Why do cows lie on each other in the rain?
To keep each udder dry.
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?
Our souls will rain forever.
What do you call a bear that’s stuck out in the rain?
A drizzly bear.
What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop?
“My plop is bigger than your plop.”
When can 3 elephants stand under 1 umbrella and not get wet?
When it’s not raining.
What did the evaporating raindrop say?
I’m going to pieces.
The main difference between the weather and a horse is that one rains down while the other is reined up.
I don’t know if I got hit by freezing rain but it sure hurt like hail.
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Hurricane
Hurricane who?
Hurry! Cane you jog away from the storm?
What falls all the time and never gets hurt? Rain.
Why is rain the best kind of music?
Because it has amazing drops.
What’s the difference between a horse and wet weather?
One reigns up and the other rains down.
What do you call a month’s worth of rain?
England.
Rain doesn’t fall. Raindrops.
A little boy asks his dad, “Why is it raining? Is the sky sad?”
The dad replies, “Yes, son, the sky is pretty blue.”
Why are people in big cities in Spain always dry?
Because the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.
Yesterday’s weather forecast predicted freezing rain. However, it turned out to be quite an ice day.
When the storm begun, the garden party became a bit disorganized and food service was turned to a frost come frost served.
When is it raining money? Whenever there's 'change' in the weather.
A man went to the gym today and met up with his new personal rainer.
What does Santa often say to Mrs Claus? Come and look at the rain-dear.
How could the skeleton tell that rain was coming?
He could feel it in his bones.
Why did the dad prefer driving in the rain?
Things ran more fluidly.
What's all wet and likes to shake? It's an earthquake on a rainy day.
There are so many puppies and kitties around the neighbourhood. Perhaps it is because it has been raining cats and dogs for hours.
Nowadays, people drought the accuracy of weather men because the climatic patterns are so unpredictable.
I hope it doesn’t rain Halloween night.
That would dampen spirits.
It’s raining cats and dogs outside.
I think I just stepped in a poodle.
Four types of weather were having a race. Sunny won gold, cloudy got silver, snowy picked up a bronze, and rainy won a precipitation award.
What does a ghost wear when it’s raining outside?
Boooooooooooots.
I'm saving for a rainy day, so far I've collected a couple of raincoats, an anorak, and a dinghy.
What does a spy do in the rain?
He goes undercover.
What is known as the world's wettest animal? Rain-deer.
The viking Rudolph the Red looked outside and proclaimed it was going to rain.
His wife asked him, “What makes you say that?”
He replied, “Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
When it was raining yesterday, I saw a man use ketchup and I got quite shocked. It is only later that I learnt he was taking advantage of the raining cats and hot dogs.
What do you get if you come fourth in the National Weatherman Awards? A precipitation trophy.
When it rains chickens and ducks, the best description for the weather is foul weather.
What was one raindrop overheard saying to another? Two's company, three's a cloud.
What is the difference between a wet day and a lion with a toothache? A wet day is pouring with rain, the other is roaring with pain.
Even during thunderstorms, Santa can still deliver presents because raindeers fly his sleigh.
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