It’s raining cats and dogs outside.
I think I just stepped in a poodle.
What's all wet and likes to shake? It's an earthquake on a rainy day.
The best place meteorologists can stop to get a drink on their way home is the isobar.
The winds of change started raining silver, copper, and gold coins.
Why do cows lie on each other in the rain?
To keep each udder dry.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Butter
Butter who?
Butter get an umbrella, it looks like it's going to rain!
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis.
Why didn’t the light rain hit the target?
It just mist.
What type of pants do rain clouds wear? Thunderwear.
When it rains chickens and ducks, the best description for the weather is foul weather.
When does soil get rich?
When mother nature makes it rain.
I'm saving for a rainy day, so far I've collected a couple of raincoats, an anorak, and a dinghy.
What do you call a dinosaur that got stuck in the rain?
A driplodocus.
I was just telling my friend Michael Rains about my unfortunate allergy to my home-grown barley.
My grains give me migraines, Mike Rains.
What do you call a month’s worth of rain?
England.
When is it raining money? Whenever there's 'change' in the weather.
A little boy asks his dad, “Why is it raining? Is the sky sad?”
The dad replies, “Yes, son, the sky is pretty blue.”
When the storm begun, the garden party became a bit disorganized and food service was turned to a frost come frost served.
How could the skeleton tell that rain was coming?
He could feel it in his bones.
Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain.
One fish said, “Quick, let’s swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!”
A man went to the gym today and met up with his new personal rainer.
Rain doesn’t fall. Raindrops.
What is known as the world's wettest animal? Rain-deer.
What always goes up whenever the rain comes down? An umbrella.
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Hurricane
Hurricane who?
Hurry! Cane you jog away from the storm?
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?
Our souls will rain forever.
What does Santa often say to Mrs Claus? Come and look at the rain-dear.
What do you get if you come fourth in the National Weatherman Awards? A precipitation trophy.
What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop?
“My plop is bigger than your plop.”
What should you do if it starts raining cats and dogs?
Please seek shelters.
Why don’t Native Americans like to do rain dances in April anymore?
Because April showers bring Mayflowers.
What do you call a camper driving through frozen rain?
Van Hailin’.
Why is rain the best kind of music?
Because it has amazing drops.
The weather man said there won’t be any rain for 6 months, but I drought it.
Sorry for raining on your parade, I really thought it'd be snow problem.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror.
Yesterday’s weather forecast predicted freezing rain. However, it turned out to be quite an ice day.
What happened when it started raining coins?
It knocked some sense (cents) into the world.
When can 3 elephants stand under 1 umbrella and not get wet?
When it’s not raining.
Why are people in big cities in Spain always dry?
Because the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.
Why do sailors eat shellfish when rain is forecast?
It’s the clam before the storm.
When we were young, we had this myth that lightning bolts go all the way to cloud 9.
It started raining coins outside today.
I guess it’s just climate change.
What does a spy do in the rain?
He goes undercover.
Why did the dad prefer driving in the rain?
Things ran more fluidly.
Nowadays, people drought the accuracy of weather men because the climatic patterns are so unpredictable.
What do you call a bear that’s stuck out in the rain?
A drizzly bear.
A man once said when is Monday coming? His wife said Mon-soon.
Why do you never see owls being affectionate in the rain? It's too wet to woo.
The only way bees can fly right through the rain is when they have their yellow jackets on.
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