Why did the dad prefer driving in the rain?
Things ran more fluidly.
A man once said when is Monday coming? His wife said Mon-soon.
What do you get if you come fourth in the National Weatherman Awards? A precipitation trophy.
Rain doesn’t fall. Raindrops.
A man went to the gym today and met up with his new personal rainer.
Why don’t Native Americans like to do rain dances in April anymore?
Because April showers bring Mayflowers.
What do you call a bear that’s stuck out in the rain?
A drizzly bear.
With the kind of weather, it was almost certain that the bride-to-be would get a hoarse throat as she walked through the rain into her bridal shower.
Why are people in big cities in Spain always dry?
Because the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.
When does soil get rich?
When mother nature makes it rain.
What falls all the time and never gets hurt? Rain.
What do you call a baby owl stuck in the rain?
A moist owlette.
The winds of change started raining silver, copper, and gold coins.
What always goes up whenever the rain comes down? An umbrella.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror.
When it was raining yesterday, I saw a man use ketchup and I got quite shocked. It is only later that I learnt he was taking advantage of the raining cats and hot dogs.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Accordion
Accordion who?
Accordion to the forecast, it's going to rain tonight.
Ensure you save for the rainy day because even your closest friends can give you a cold shoulder.
What is known as the world's wettest animal? Rain-deer.
What happens before it rains candy? It sprinkles.
What do you call a dinosaur that got stuck in the rain?
A driplodocus.
Does all this rain make you want an ark?
I Noah guy.
What goes hiss, swish, hiss swish every time it rains? A windscreen viper.
Why didn’t the light rain hit the target?
It just mist.
What's all wet and likes to shake? It's an earthquake on a rainy day.
The queen’s favorite form of precipitation is the reign.
The best place meteorologists can stop to get a drink on their way home is the isobar.
I'm saving for a rainy day, so far I've collected a couple of raincoats, an anorak, and a dinghy.
Why is rain the best kind of music?
Because it has amazing drops.
There are so many puppies and kitties around the neighbourhood. Perhaps it is because it has been raining cats and dogs for hours.
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis.
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?
Our souls will rain forever.
When it rains chickens and ducks, the best description for the weather is foul weather.
Why did Iron Man sleep outside when it rained?
To get some rust.
What type of pants do rain clouds wear? Thunderwear.
What do you call a camper driving through frozen rain?
Van Hailin’.
I was just telling my friend Michael Rains about my unfortunate allergy to my home-grown barley.
My grains give me migraines, Mike Rains.
What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop?
“My plop is bigger than your plop.”
I don’t know if I got hit by freezing rain but it sure hurt like hail.
When the storm begun, the garden party became a bit disorganized and food service was turned to a frost come frost served.
How could the skeleton tell that rain was coming?
He could feel it in his bones.
Four types of weather were having a race. Sunny won gold, cloudy got silver, snowy picked up a bronze, and rainy won a precipitation award.
I hope it doesn’t rain Halloween night.
That would dampen spirits.
What’s the difference between a horse and wet weather?
One reigns up and the other rains down.
When is Monday coming?
MonSoon!
What does a ghost wear when it’s raining outside?
Boooooooooooots.
What was one raindrop overheard saying to another? Two's company, three's a cloud.
What should you do if it starts raining cats and dogs?
Please seek shelters.
What did the evaporating raindrop say?
I’m going to pieces.
The viking Rudolph the Red looked outside and proclaimed it was going to rain.
His wife asked him, “What makes you say that?”
He replied, “Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
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