Sorry for raining on your parade, I really thought it'd be snow problem.
The only way bees can fly right through the rain is when they have their yellow jackets on.
Why do sailors eat shellfish when rain is forecast?
It’s the clam before the storm.
Why is rain the best kind of music?
Because it has amazing drops.
What do you call a month’s worth of rain?
England.
What do you call a camper driving through frozen rain?
Van Hailin’.
What do you get if you come fourth in the National Weatherman Awards? A precipitation trophy.
What always goes up whenever the rain comes down? An umbrella.
Does all this rain make you want an ark?
I Noah guy.
What's all wet and likes to shake? It's an earthquake on a rainy day.
Why do cows lie on each other in the rain?
To keep each udder dry.
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis.
There are so many puppies and kitties around the neighbourhood. Perhaps it is because it has been raining cats and dogs for hours.
I don’t know if I got hit by freezing rain but it sure hurt like hail.
Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain.
One fish said, “Quick, let’s swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!”
Ensure you save for the rainy day because even your closest friends can give you a cold shoulder.
When is Monday coming?
MonSoon!
What did the rainwater say as it ran off the road.
Grate.
With the kind of weather, it was almost certain that the bride-to-be would get a hoarse throat as she walked through the rain into her bridal shower.
The winds of change started raining silver, copper, and gold coins.
Why didn’t the light rain hit the target?
It just mist.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror.
When the storm begun, the garden party became a bit disorganized and food service was turned to a frost come frost served.
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Hurricane
Hurricane who?
Hurry! Cane you jog away from the storm?
Rain doesn’t fall. Raindrops.
When does soil get rich?
When mother nature makes it rain.
Nowadays, people drought the accuracy of weather men because the climatic patterns are so unpredictable.
Even during thunderstorms, Santa can still deliver presents because raindeers fly his sleigh.
Four types of weather were having a race. Sunny won gold, cloudy got silver, snowy picked up a bronze, and rainy won a precipitation award.
A man once said when is Monday coming? His wife said Mon-soon.
What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop?
“My plop is bigger than your plop.”
What’s the difference between a horse and wet weather?
One reigns up and the other rains down.
What is an evil dictator’s favorite type of weather?
A rain of terror.
When it rains chickens and ducks, the best description for the weather is foul weather.
How could the skeleton tell that rain was coming?
He could feel it in his bones.
Why are people in big cities in Spain always dry?
Because the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.
What does a spy do in the rain?
He goes undercover.
The main difference between the weather and a horse is that one rains down while the other is reined up.
What falls all the time and never gets hurt? Rain.
What do books wear on a wet and rainy day? Rain quotes.
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?
Our souls will rain forever.
What type of pants do rain clouds wear? Thunderwear.
What was one raindrop overheard saying to another? Two's company, three's a cloud.
I was just telling my friend Michael Rains about my unfortunate allergy to my home-grown barley.
My grains give me migraines, Mike Rains.
When can 3 elephants stand under 1 umbrella and not get wet?
When it’s not raining.
When is it raining money? Whenever there's 'change' in the weather.
Why don’t Native Americans like to do rain dances in April anymore?
Because April showers bring Mayflowers.
Why did the dad prefer driving in the rain?
Things ran more fluidly.
What does Santa often say to Mrs Claus? Come and look at the rain-dear.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Accordion
Accordion who?
Accordion to the forecast, it's going to rain tonight.
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