Why didn’t the light rain hit the target?
It just mist.
I don’t know if I got hit by freezing rain but it sure hurt like hail.
Even during thunderstorms, Santa can still deliver presents because raindeers fly his sleigh.
What is an evil dictator’s favorite type of weather?
A rain of terror.
When is Monday coming?
MonSoon!
With the kind of weather, it was almost certain that the bride-to-be would get a hoarse throat as she walked through the rain into her bridal shower.
What did the rainwater say as it ran off the road.
Grate.
What does a ghost wear when it’s raining outside?
Boooooooooooots.
A man went to the gym today and met up with his new personal rainer.
Why are people in big cities in Spain always dry?
Because the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.
Why did the dad prefer driving in the rain?
Things ran more fluidly.
Nowadays, people drought the accuracy of weather men because the climatic patterns are so unpredictable.
What do you call a dinosaur that got stuck in the rain?
A driplodocus.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Butter
Butter who?
Butter get an umbrella, it looks like it's going to rain!
What’s the difference between a horse and wet weather?
One reigns up and the other rains down.
What's all wet and likes to shake? It's an earthquake on a rainy day.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror.
Why do sailors eat shellfish when rain is forecast?
It’s the clam before the storm.
What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop?
“My plop is bigger than your plop.”
A little boy asks his dad, “Why is it raining? Is the sky sad?”
The dad replies, “Yes, son, the sky is pretty blue.”
How could the skeleton tell that rain was coming?
He could feel it in his bones.
I was just telling my friend Michael Rains about my unfortunate allergy to my home-grown barley.
My grains give me migraines, Mike Rains.
What type of pants do rain clouds wear? Thunderwear.
What falls all the time and never gets hurt? Rain.
When it rains chickens and ducks, the best description for the weather is foul weather.
When can 3 elephants stand under 1 umbrella and not get wet?
When it’s not raining.
I'm saving for a rainy day, so far I've collected a couple of raincoats, an anorak, and a dinghy.
What always goes up whenever the rain comes down? An umbrella.
The winds of change started raining silver, copper, and gold coins.
What did the evaporating raindrop say?
I’m going to pieces.
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis.
A man once said when is Monday coming? His wife said Mon-soon.
Four types of weather were having a race. Sunny won gold, cloudy got silver, snowy picked up a bronze, and rainy won a precipitation award.
Why do cows lie on each other in the rain?
To keep each udder dry.
What do you call a bear that’s stuck out in the rain?
A drizzly bear.
What happened when it started raining coins?
It knocked some sense (cents) into the world.
The only way bees can fly right through the rain is when they have their yellow jackets on.
What does Santa often say to Mrs Claus? Come and look at the rain-dear.
What should you do if it starts raining cats and dogs?
Please seek shelters.
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?
Our souls will rain forever.
When it was raining yesterday, I saw a man use ketchup and I got quite shocked. It is only later that I learnt he was taking advantage of the raining cats and hot dogs.
Why did Iron Man sleep outside when it rained?
To get some rust.
The main difference between the weather and a horse is that one rains down while the other is reined up.
What do you get if you come fourth in the National Weatherman Awards? A precipitation trophy.
What was one raindrop overheard saying to another? Two's company, three's a cloud.
What do you call a camper driving through frozen rain?
Van Hailin’.
What goes hiss, swish, hiss swish every time it rains? A windscreen viper.
What is known as the world's wettest animal? Rain-deer.
When is it raining money? Whenever there's 'change' in the weather.
When does soil get rich?
When mother nature makes it rain.
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