What do you call a bear that’s stuck out in the rain?
A drizzly bear.
When can 3 elephants stand under 1 umbrella and not get wet?
When it’s not raining.
When we were young, we had this myth that lightning bolts go all the way to cloud 9.
What type of pants do rain clouds wear? Thunderwear.
Why did the dad prefer driving in the rain?
Things ran more fluidly.
What's all wet and likes to shake? It's an earthquake on a rainy day.
Why didn’t the light rain hit the target?
It just mist.
How could the skeleton tell that rain was coming?
He could feel it in his bones.
Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain.
One fish said, “Quick, let’s swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!”
A little boy asks his dad, “Why is it raining? Is the sky sad?”
The dad replies, “Yes, son, the sky is pretty blue.”
The best place meteorologists can stop to get a drink on their way home is the isobar.
Why did Iron Man sleep outside when it rained?
To get some rust.
Why is rain the best kind of music?
Because it has amazing drops.
When is Monday coming?
MonSoon!
Thunderstorms are shrewd investors. They put their money in a combination of frozen and liquid assets.
The queen’s favorite form of precipitation is the reign.
What’s the difference between a horse and wet weather?
One reigns up and the other rains down.
When is it raining money? Whenever there's 'change' in the weather.
What do you call a camper driving through frozen rain?
Van Hailin’.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Accordion
Accordion who?
Accordion to the forecast, it's going to rain tonight.
Rain doesn’t fall. Raindrops.
What do you call a dinosaur that got stuck in the rain?
A driplodocus.
Why are people in big cities in Spain always dry?
Because the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.
What is known as the world's wettest animal? Rain-deer.
How does one raindrop ask another out? Water you doing tonight?
The viking Rudolph the Red looked outside and proclaimed it was going to rain.
His wife asked him, “What makes you say that?”
He replied, “Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
Sorry for raining on your parade, I really thought it'd be snow problem.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Butter
Butter who?
Butter get an umbrella, it looks like it's going to rain!
The winds of change started raining silver, copper, and gold coins.
When the storm begun, the garden party became a bit disorganized and food service was turned to a frost come frost served.
Yesterday’s weather forecast predicted freezing rain. However, it turned out to be quite an ice day.
What falls all the time and never gets hurt? Rain.
Why don’t Native Americans like to do rain dances in April anymore?
Because April showers bring Mayflowers.
What do you call a baby owl stuck in the rain?
A moist owlette.
Why do you never see owls being affectionate in the rain? It's too wet to woo.
What did the evaporating raindrop say?
I’m going to pieces.
What is an evil dictator’s favorite type of weather?
A rain of terror.
What does Santa often say to Mrs Claus? Come and look at the rain-dear.
What do you get if you come fourth in the National Weatherman Awards? A precipitation trophy.
I hope it doesn’t rain Halloween night.
That would dampen spirits.
I'm saving for a rainy day, so far I've collected a couple of raincoats, an anorak, and a dinghy.
What was one raindrop overheard saying to another? Two's company, three's a cloud.
I was just telling my friend Michael Rains about my unfortunate allergy to my home-grown barley.
My grains give me migraines, Mike Rains.
What happened when it started raining coins?
It knocked some sense (cents) into the world.
Ensure you save for the rainy day because even your closest friends can give you a cold shoulder.
What should you do if it starts raining cats and dogs?
Please seek shelters.
The weather man said there won’t be any rain for 6 months, but I drought it.
When it rains chickens and ducks, the best description for the weather is foul weather.
I don’t know if I got hit by freezing rain but it sure hurt like hail.
What does a spy do in the rain?
He goes undercover.
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