It’s raining cats and dogs outside.
I think I just stepped in a poodle.
What do you get if you come fourth in the National Weatherman Awards? A precipitation trophy.
What did the baby cloud say to its mum when it rained? Sorry, mum, I couldn't hold it any longer.
What do you call a baby owl stuck in the rain?
A moist owlette.
How does one raindrop ask another out? Water you doing tonight?
What happens before it rains candy? It sprinkles.
The queen’s favorite form of precipitation is the reign.
Why is rain the best kind of music?
Because it has amazing drops.
Four types of weather were having a race. Sunny won gold, cloudy got silver, snowy picked up a bronze, and rainy won a precipitation award.
Why do cows lie on each other in the rain?
To keep each udder dry.
What goes hiss, swish, hiss swish every time it rains? A windscreen viper.
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?
Our souls will rain forever.
I'm saving for a rainy day, so far I've collected a couple of raincoats, an anorak, and a dinghy.
Sorry for raining on your parade, I really thought it'd be snow problem.
I was just telling my friend Michael Rains about my unfortunate allergy to my home-grown barley.
My grains give me migraines, Mike Rains.
It started raining coins outside today.
I guess it’s just climate change.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Accordion
Accordion who?
Accordion to the forecast, it's going to rain tonight.
Why do sailors eat shellfish when rain is forecast?
It’s the clam before the storm.
When can 3 elephants stand under 1 umbrella and not get wet?
When it’s not raining.
The weather man said there won’t be any rain for 6 months, but I drought it.
What type of pants do rain clouds wear? Thunderwear.
What’s the difference between a horse and wet weather?
One reigns up and the other rains down.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror.
Even during thunderstorms, Santa can still deliver presents because raindeers fly his sleigh.
What does a spy do in the rain?
He goes undercover.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Butter
Butter who?
Butter get an umbrella, it looks like it's going to rain!
Why don’t Native Americans like to do rain dances in April anymore?
Because April showers bring Mayflowers.
There are so many puppies and kitties around the neighbourhood. Perhaps it is because it has been raining cats and dogs for hours.
What did the evaporating raindrop say?
I’m going to pieces.
What falls all the time and never gets hurt? Rain.
What is an evil dictator’s favorite type of weather?
A rain of terror.
The main difference between the weather and a horse is that one rains down while the other is reined up.
Yesterday’s weather forecast predicted freezing rain. However, it turned out to be quite an ice day.
What do you call a camper driving through frozen rain?
Van Hailin’.
A little boy asks his dad, “Why is it raining? Is the sky sad?”
The dad replies, “Yes, son, the sky is pretty blue.”
What was one raindrop overheard saying to another? Two's company, three's a cloud.
What is the difference between a wet day and a lion with a toothache? A wet day is pouring with rain, the other is roaring with pain.
The winds of change started raining silver, copper, and gold coins.
The only way bees can fly right through the rain is when they have their yellow jackets on.
When we were young, we had this myth that lightning bolts go all the way to cloud 9.
What happened when it started raining coins?
It knocked some sense (cents) into the world.
The viking Rudolph the Red looked outside and proclaimed it was going to rain.
His wife asked him, “What makes you say that?”
He replied, “Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
A man went to the gym today and met up with his new personal rainer.
When is it raining money? Whenever there's 'change' in the weather.
When it rains chickens and ducks, the best description for the weather is foul weather.
When the storm begun, the garden party became a bit disorganized and food service was turned to a frost come frost served.
Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain.
One fish said, “Quick, let’s swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!”
Rain doesn’t fall. Raindrops.
Why do you never see owls being affectionate in the rain? It's too wet to woo.
What always goes up whenever the rain comes down? An umbrella.