Nowadays, people drought the accuracy of weather men because the climatic patterns are so unpredictable.
What's all wet and likes to shake? It's an earthquake on a rainy day.
Thunderstorms are shrewd investors. They put their money in a combination of frozen and liquid assets.
What did the evaporating raindrop say?
I’m going to pieces.
What do you get if you come fourth in the National Weatherman Awards? A precipitation trophy.
A man went to the gym today and met up with his new personal rainer.
What did the rainwater say as it ran off the road.
Grate.
When is it raining money? Whenever there's 'change' in the weather.
What is the difference between a wet day and a lion with a toothache? A wet day is pouring with rain, the other is roaring with pain.
The main difference between the weather and a horse is that one rains down while the other is reined up.
When the storm begun, the garden party became a bit disorganized and food service was turned to a frost come frost served.
Why did the dad prefer driving in the rain?
Things ran more fluidly.
I was just telling my friend Michael Rains about my unfortunate allergy to my home-grown barley.
My grains give me migraines, Mike Rains.
I don’t know if I got hit by freezing rain but it sure hurt like hail.
Sorry for raining on your parade, I really thought it'd be snow problem.
Why don’t Native Americans like to do rain dances in April anymore?
Because April showers bring Mayflowers.
The weather man said there won’t be any rain for 6 months, but I drought it.
Does all this rain make you want an ark?
I Noah guy.
Ensure you save for the rainy day because even your closest friends can give you a cold shoulder.
Why are people in big cities in Spain always dry?
Because the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.
What does a spy do in the rain?
He goes undercover.
Why do sailors eat shellfish when rain is forecast?
It’s the clam before the storm.
What does Santa often say to Mrs Claus? Come and look at the rain-dear.
When we were young, we had this myth that lightning bolts go all the way to cloud 9.
I hope it doesn’t rain Halloween night.
That would dampen spirits.
What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop?
“My plop is bigger than your plop.”
What do you call a month’s worth of rain?
England.
How does one raindrop ask another out? Water you doing tonight?
It started raining coins outside today.
I guess it’s just climate change.
There are so many puppies and kitties around the neighbourhood. Perhaps it is because it has been raining cats and dogs for hours.
What goes hiss, swish, hiss swish every time it rains? A windscreen viper.
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Hurricane
Hurricane who?
Hurry! Cane you jog away from the storm?
What is known as the world's wettest animal? Rain-deer.
A little boy asks his dad, “Why is it raining? Is the sky sad?”
The dad replies, “Yes, son, the sky is pretty blue.”
The winds of change started raining silver, copper, and gold coins.
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis.
What falls all the time and never gets hurt? Rain.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Accordion
Accordion who?
Accordion to the forecast, it's going to rain tonight.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Butter
Butter who?
Butter get an umbrella, it looks like it's going to rain!
How could the skeleton tell that rain was coming?
He could feel it in his bones.
What do you call a camper driving through frozen rain?
Van Hailin’.
The queen’s favorite form of precipitation is the reign.
What always goes up whenever the rain comes down? An umbrella.
With the kind of weather, it was almost certain that the bride-to-be would get a hoarse throat as she walked through the rain into her bridal shower.
Why didn’t the light rain hit the target?
It just mist.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror.
What happens before it rains candy? It sprinkles.
Yesterday’s weather forecast predicted freezing rain. However, it turned out to be quite an ice day.
The viking Rudolph the Red looked outside and proclaimed it was going to rain.
His wife asked him, “What makes you say that?”
He replied, “Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?
Our souls will rain forever.
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