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What do you call a month’s worth of rain?
England.
What is known as the world's wettest animal? Rain-deer.
When we were young, we had this myth that lightning bolts go all the way to cloud 9.
What does a ghost wear when it’s raining outside?
Boooooooooooots.
The weather man said there won’t be any rain for 6 months, but I drought it.
Knock Knock

Who's there?

Butter

Butter who?

Butter get an umbrella, it looks like it's going to rain!
Why didn’t the light rain hit the target?

It just mist.
It started raining coins outside today.

I guess it’s just climate change.
Why do you never see owls being affectionate in the rain? It's too wet to woo.
When is it raining money? Whenever there's 'change' in the weather.
Rain doesn’t fall. Raindrops.
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?
Our souls will rain forever.
A man once said when is Monday coming? His wife said Mon-soon.
What is the difference between a wet day and a lion with a toothache? A wet day is pouring with rain, the other is roaring with pain.
What does a spy do in the rain?

He goes undercover.
It’s raining cats and dogs outside.

I think I just stepped in a poodle.
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?

Hailing taxis.
What do you get if you come fourth in the National Weatherman Awards? A precipitation trophy.
When it was raining yesterday, I saw a man use ketchup and I got quite shocked. It is only later that I learnt he was taking advantage of the raining cats and hot dogs.
What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop?
“My plop is bigger than your plop.”
Sorry for raining on your parade, I really thought it'd be snow problem.
What should you do if it starts raining cats and dogs?
Please seek shelters.
Why do cows lie on each other in the rain?

To keep each udder dry.
What’s the difference between a horse and wet weather?

One reigns up and the other rains down.
Does all this rain make you want an ark?

I Noah guy.
Why did Iron Man sleep outside when it rained?
To get some rust.
What did the evaporating raindrop say?

I’m going to pieces.
When it rains chickens and ducks, the best description for the weather is foul weather.
What did the rainwater say as it ran off the road.

Grate.
There are so many puppies and kitties around the neighbourhood. Perhaps it is because it has been raining cats and dogs for hours.
I don’t know if I got hit by freezing rain but it sure hurt like hail.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?

A rain of terror.
A little boy asks his dad, “Why is it raining? Is the sky sad?”
The dad replies, “Yes, son, the sky is pretty blue.”
Nowadays, people drought the accuracy of weather men because the climatic patterns are so unpredictable.
What's all wet and likes to shake? It's an earthquake on a rainy day.
I hope it doesn’t rain Halloween night.

That would dampen spirits.
What is an evil dictator’s favorite type of weather?

A rain of terror.
When can 3 elephants stand under 1 umbrella and not get wet?

When it’s not raining.
What goes hiss, swish, hiss swish every time it rains? A windscreen viper.
The viking Rudolph the Red looked outside and proclaimed it was going to rain.

His wife asked him, “What makes you say that?”

He replied, “Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
Why do sailors eat shellfish when rain is forecast?

It’s the clam before the storm.
What did the baby cloud say to its mum when it rained? Sorry, mum, I couldn't hold it any longer.
Why did the dad prefer driving in the rain?

Things ran more fluidly.
What happened when it started raining coins?
It knocked some sense (cents) into the world.
What falls all the time and never gets hurt? Rain.
The queen’s favorite form of precipitation is the reign.
What happens before it rains candy? It sprinkles.
I was just telling my friend Michael Rains about my unfortunate allergy to my home-grown barley.

My grains give me migraines, Mike Rains.
What do you call a bear that’s stuck out in the rain?

A drizzly bear.
The winds of change started raining silver, copper, and gold coins.
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