Lawyers

What drink scares defense lawyers? Guilt-Tea.
What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.
There was a young Coed of Kent,
In matters of law eloquent.
She told lawyers from Yale
That her ass was for sale,
But they proved it was only for rent.
Why do horses make good lawyers?
Attention to de-tail.
What’s the difference between two lawyers in a Porsche and a porcupine?
The porcupine has pricks on the outside.
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits!
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked
doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked
doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?