Why did the hawk sit on the church’s steeple?
It was a bird of pray.
What’s a salesman’s favorite Scripture passage?
The Great Commission
Which Old Testament prophet took forever to make a point?
“I say… uhhh…” (say it out loud)
Who’s the arch-enemy of the Gsus chord?
The Dmin chord.
What’s a salesman’s favorite Scripture passage?
The Great Commission
What is a dentist’s favorite hymn?
Crown Him with Many Crowns
How long did Cain hate his brother?
As long as he was Abel.
Need an ark?
I noah guy.
Why wouldn’t the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
He was in ‘de Nile.
Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
Samson. He brought the house down.
Why is Christmas the cheesiest holiday? Baby cheeses. (Baby Jesus)
Why did Noah have to punish the chickens on the Ark?
They were using fowl language.
Which servant of God was the worst lawbreaker in the Bible?
Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.
What is a dentist’s favorite hymn?
Crown Him with Many Crowns
Who’s the patron saint of poverty?
St. Nickeless.
What’s the best way to settle church disputes?
With canons.
How does Moses make his coffee?
Hebrews it.
Where was Solomon’s temple located?
On the side of his head.
What’s a missionary’s favorite kind of car?
A convertible.
What’s the difference between Jesus and pizza?
Jesus can’t be topped.
Why did some cardinals get their feathers ruffled?
The Pope gave away the church’s nest egg to the poor.
Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?
In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.
At what time of day was Adam created?
A little before Eve.
Why did Samson try to avoid arguing with Delilah?
He didn’t want to split hairs.
What car make did the Apostles drive?
Honda… because the apostles were all in one Accord.
Where was Solomon’s temple located?
On the side of his head.
What kind of egg did the bad chicken lay? A deviled egg!
Who’s the arch-enemy of the Gsus chord?
The Dmin chord.
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