Where was Solomon’s temple located?
On the side of his head.
What’s the best way to settle church disputes?
With canons.
What car make did the Apostles drive?
Honda… because the apostles were all in one Accord.
What’s a salesman’s favorite Scripture passage?
The Great Commission
Why did Noah have to punish the chickens on the Ark?
They were using fowl language.
Why wouldn’t the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
He was in ‘de Nile.
Who’s the arch-enemy of the Gsus chord?
The Dmin chord.
Why did some cardinals get their feathers ruffled?
The Pope gave away the church’s nest egg to the poor.
Where was Solomon’s temple located?
On the side of his head.
Need an ark?
I noah guy.
What’s the difference between Jesus and pizza?
Jesus can’t be topped.
Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?
In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.
Why did the hawk sit on the church’s steeple?
It was a bird of pray.
Who’s the patron saint of poverty?
St. Nickeless.
Why did Samson try to avoid arguing with Delilah?
He didn’t want to split hairs.
Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
Samson. He brought the house down.
How does Moses make his coffee?
Hebrews it.
What is a dentist’s favorite hymn?
Crown Him with Many Crowns
Which Old Testament prophet took forever to make a point?
“I say… uhhh…” (say it out loud)
What’s a missionary’s favorite kind of car?
A convertible.
What’s a salesman’s favorite Scripture passage?
The Great Commission
Who’s the arch-enemy of the Gsus chord?
The Dmin chord.
At what time of day was Adam created?
A little before Eve.
Which servant of God was the worst lawbreaker in the Bible?
Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.
What kind of egg did the bad chicken lay? A deviled egg!
What is a dentist’s favorite hymn?
Crown Him with Many Crowns
How long did Cain hate his brother?
As long as he was Abel.
Why is Christmas the cheesiest holiday? Baby cheeses. (Baby Jesus)
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