What is a dentist’s favorite hymn?
Crown Him with Many Crowns
Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?
In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.
What’s a salesman’s favorite Scripture passage?
The Great Commission
What car make did the Apostles drive?
Honda… because the apostles were all in one Accord.
Where was Solomon’s temple located?
On the side of his head.
At what time of day was Adam created?
A little before Eve.
Who’s the patron saint of poverty?
St. Nickeless.
How long did Cain hate his brother?
As long as he was Abel.
Which Old Testament prophet took forever to make a point?
“I say… uhhh…” (say it out loud)
Who’s the arch-enemy of the Gsus chord?
The Dmin chord.
Which servant of God was the worst lawbreaker in the Bible?
Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.
What is a dentist’s favorite hymn?
Crown Him with Many Crowns
What’s the difference between Jesus and pizza?
Jesus can’t be topped.
Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
Samson. He brought the house down.
Who’s the arch-enemy of the Gsus chord?
The Dmin chord.
Why did some cardinals get their feathers ruffled?
The Pope gave away the church’s nest egg to the poor.
How does Moses make his coffee?
Hebrews it.
What kind of egg did the bad chicken lay? A deviled egg!
What’s a missionary’s favorite kind of car?
A convertible.
Need an ark?
I noah guy.
Why is Christmas the cheesiest holiday? Baby cheeses. (Baby Jesus)
Why did Noah have to punish the chickens on the Ark?
They were using fowl language.
What’s the best way to settle church disputes?
With canons.
Why did Samson try to avoid arguing with Delilah?
He didn’t want to split hairs.
Why did the hawk sit on the church’s steeple?
It was a bird of pray.
Where was Solomon’s temple located?
On the side of his head.
Why wouldn’t the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
He was in ‘de Nile.
What’s a salesman’s favorite Scripture passage?
The Great Commission
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