What’s the easiest shot in golf?
Your fourth putt.
The game of golf is 90-percent mental…
And 10-percent mental.
The only problem with golf is...
The slow groups are always in front of you and the fast groups are always behind you.
Golf is what you play…
When you’re too out of shape to play softball.
Golf balls are like eggs…
They’re white, they are sold by the dozen, and a week later you have to buy more.
If you golf on election day…
Be sure to cast an absent-tee ballot.
When is the course too wet to play golf?
When your golf cart capsizes.
Wife: I’m sick and tired of your obsession with golf!
Husband: Why, is it driving a wedge between us?
Golf is a lot like taxes:
You go for the green and wind up in the hole.
Golfer: The doctor says I can’t play golf.
Caddie: Oh, he’s played with you, too, eh?
What do golf and se* have in common?
They’re two things you can enjoy even if you’re bad at both of them.