Stop

Why does it take 100 million sperm to fertilize an egg? Because not one will stop and ask for directions.
How do you stop a man from raping you? Throw him the remote control.
How do you get a man to stop biting his nails? Make him wear shoes.
Why do so few men end up in Heaven? They never stop to ask for directions
Please stop with all the corona jokes.
I‘m sick of it.
What did the dolphin say to its friend who wouldn’t stop lying?
Stop spouting nonsense!
Doctor Doctor I've broken my arm in four places.
Docter: Well stop going to those 4 places then!
A friend of mine lost the right side of of his brain in a car accident, but he wouldn’t stop drinking and driving.
No one in their right mind would do that.
Stop saying your life is a joke.
A joke has meaning.
You're so ugly that I'm going to have to stop drinking, just in case I start seeing two of you.
Why did the uncouth spud not stop talking during the football game?
Because he was a common-tater.
Dear Algebra, stop asking us to find your X, she's not coming back, and no we don't know Y.
Did you hear about the math professor who was afraid of negative numbers?
He will stop at nothing to avoid them.
I hate when I have to stop scuba diving
If makes me deep-pressed
I called the cops about a murder on my front lawn…
But they said they couldn’t do anything about crows and to stop calling them.