My favorite fruit is the pear.
Because if you have two and you eat one, you still have a pear left.
My daughter picked up a piece of fruit and asked, "Is this a pear?"
"No," I replied, "there is only one."
What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
A blood orange.
Why are oranges the smartest fruit?
Because they are made to concentrate.
What is the national fruit of Afghanistan?
What is the suckiest fruit?
A strawberry.
What do you get when you photocopy fruit?
Paper jam.
I got fruit preserves on my finger.
Doctor said it was jammed.
What's a vampire's favorite fruit?
A neck-tarine.
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
a Ba-nana.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
What's the manliest fruit to eat?
An angry fruit yells at traffic in front of them
Ladies, if he can't appreciate your fruit jokes, you need to let that mango.