Fruit

My favorite fruit is the pear.
Because if you have two and you eat one, you still have a pear left.
My daughter picked up a piece of fruit and asked, "Is this a pear?"
"No," I replied, "there is only one."
What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?
Strawberries.
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
A blood orange.
Why are oranges the smartest fruit?
Because they are made to concentrate.
What is the national fruit of Afghanistan?
Talibanana.
What is the suckiest fruit?
A strawberry.
What do you get when you photocopy fruit?
Paper jam.
I got fruit preserves on my finger.
Doctor said it was jammed.
What's a vampire's favorite fruit?
A neck-tarine.
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
a Ba-nana.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
What's the manliest fruit to eat?
Mango.
An angry fruit yells at traffic in front of them
“Mango!”
Ladies, if he can't appreciate your fruit jokes, you need to let that mango.
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