Fruit Jokes

“Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.”
— Anonymous
Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
"A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine, something Brussels sprouts never do."
– P. J. O’Rourke
"Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face."
— Enrico Caruso
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle? – An Orange County Chopper.
I’ve got a great idea for an automatic orange peeling machine I hope it bares fruit.
What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A blood orange.
What do you call a punctual citrus fruit?
A Clockwork Orange.
The favorite drink for batman is a fruit punch.
The fruit bat ate the orange because of its appeal. It had such a nice color.
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle?
“An Orange County Chopper.”
Why did the fruit bat eat the orange?
“Because it had appeal.”
Why did the citrus fruit join the military?
“Because it was a navel orange.”
What is the healthiest fruit?
“An orange. It takes Vitamin See!”
What are the longest lasting relationships in the fruit world? Orange-d marriages.
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